Worst Blackout Moments

[salaryman]

hmm...

i also had recent calls to 3 girls i know, none of which were my girlfriend.

checking the recently dialed log the morning after is always rough.

[ProfMonnitoff]

checking the recently dialed log the morning after is always rough.

sometimes i just clear the last night's history without looking because i dont want to know

[salaryman]

sometimes i just clear the last night's history without looking because i dont want to know

some real I eat-beers-type-Ameri-college shit, but there was one friend of mine who I only ever really saw at parties when we were both fucked up. we had a pact that every time we ran into each other we'd play drunken wheel of fortune--switch cell phones and hold the screen out of sight while scrolling through the other person's address book to the count of 20.

you call whoever you land on. some real dangerous shit ....but it kept me updating my phone constantly , especially before I went out, and made me memorize all family members numbers so they weren't in my phone.

[geekbonchic]

sometimes i just clear the last night's history without looking because i dont want to know

This requires more coordination and foresight than I am ever capable of when I'm hammered.

[ProfMonnitoff]

This requires more coordination and foresight than I am ever capable of when I'm hammered.

i clear it the next morning instead of looking at it. if i cant see it its not there.

and the wheel of fortune thing sounds like a superb idea.

[16steps]

i dont remember:confused:

[offmybiscuits]

i was masturbating

[klutz]

1st time i blackedout was around 3 weeks ago i was with my whole Friday Nite group of friends puttin down that thugish rugish 40oz old english when one of my friends hands me a pills im like "wtf is it" he says "xanax" i never tried it before so i figured what the hell balls out. Ended up chillin on the couch with lord knows whose sunglases on my face and takin rips from a bong ( i dont like smokin weed so i dont know why i did ) ended up wakin up in the bed of my friends truck at 5 am freezin my balls off. to this day i dont know wtf happned.

xanax + alcohol = no bueno:(

[ndmhxc]

was at my sisters apartment in vancouver, and she was ditching me for her boyfriend ( i was visiting from college) and they had a liter of 101 wild turkey. i figured i wouldnt be able to drink that much the rest of the night so i chugged it for like 5 minutes. it was harsh. anyhow, i woke up in jail the next morning in my boxers with my feet all cut up. according to the cops, i was found walking in my underwear in the bay holding the bottle that i apparently stole from their place. the cops were called because i apparently found a big branch and smashed four windshields in, and someone saw the last one (therefore i was only charged with one vandalism citation). apparently i was trying to break out of jail, laying on the ground kicking the door as hard as i could.

lets just say that i havent had 101 since then, and my feet hurt for a month afterwards.

[geekbonchic]

1st time i blackedout was around 3 weeks ago i was with my whole Friday Nite group of friends puttin down that thugish rugish 40oz old english when one of my friends hands me a pills im like "wtf is it" he says "xanax" i never tried it before so i figured what the hell balls out. Ended up chillin on the couch with lord knows whose sunglases on my face and takin rips from a bong ( i dont like smokin weed so i dont know why i did ) ended up wakin up in the bed of my friends truck at 5 am freezin my balls off. to this day i dont know wtf happned.

xanax + alcohol = no bueno

REVELATION OF THE CENTURY. DO NOT USE ALPRAZOLAM AND ETHANOL. APPARENTLY MULTIPLE DEPRESSANTS MAKE YOU ACT FUNNY.

[evisu 2000]

i don't know if this is normal but whenever i drink, the moment i wiz it feels like i've had 5 times as many. so one time i was taking a piss and i blacked out and i guess i came to like 2 seconds later when my dome hit the floor. and no, i wasn't drunk.

[dismalfuture]

do you eat a lot of salt or something? That sounds like a severe equilibrium problem... :\

[e0d9n0b5]

i don't know if this is normal but whenever i drink, the moment i wiz it feels like i've had 5 times as many. so one time i was taking a piss and i blacked out and i guess i came to like 2 seconds later when my dome hit the floor. and no, i wasn't drunk.

happens to me sometimes, only after sitting/lying down for extended periods of time. so its headrush + rapid loss of fluids + often hypoglucemic reaction to not eating for extended periods.

[hollaforadolla]

i don't know if this is normal but whenever i drink, the moment i wiz it feels like i've had 5 times as many. so one time i was taking a piss and i blacked out and i guess i came to like 2 seconds later when my dome hit the floor. and no, i wasn't drunk.

reads like a petit mal seizure

[freecat]

nice thread that needs a revival.

[Enray]

yeah, it's always horrible when you think your friends are fucking with you, and then you realise that you probably actually did it.

a few weeks back i had my drink spiked at a bar, my best friend said she had to drag my arse outside to the car, throw me in the back, take me to hospital where i threw up outside.

then they refused to see me because i was drunk and they didn't believe that i'd been spiked, at which point i fell out of the wheelchair and rolled around on the floor, then when she got me back to her house i started freaking out (in a semi conscious way) and it took her almost an hour to calm me down and simultaneously keep my head over the toilet.

i woke up on her bedroom floor with no memory from one am up until i opened my eyes.

fucking scary shit. i'm just glad she was there to look after me.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6440589/Date-rape-drink-spiking-an-urban-legend.html

'Sup du

[Fycus]

I recently blacked out and woke up to my laptop computer in a puddle of liquid. I have no idea how the liquid got there, if it went through the computer, if the liquid was even water (didn't smell like pee, but it couldve been drunk diluted piss) or when it happened. Actually now that I mention it I don't know how I got back to my place that night either. I woke up without a hangover at all, and all my food was missing from my fridge. I checked all the garbage cans around my place, and found no signs of trash from eating or any signs of my food. I still haven't found any trace of the food that went missing, and no clue as to what happened with my laptop. All I know is im now $550 poorer after replacing my laptop with a shittier one, and I have no recollection of what happened that night.

[fallen angels]

back in the day, my friend had a get together at his parents place and eeryone got drunk. he passed out early and my white homie started drawing on his face. later on whiteboy was blacked out and needed to take a piss and someone told him to use the one upstairs. so he's blacked out and walks upstairs, takes off his pants/boxers before he even reaches anywhere, and opens a random door thinking its the bathroom. turns out it was the little sisters room, and the parents bedroom door was open, so their dad saw this whiteboy try to enter his daughter's room with his pants down. he got pissed and dragged whiteboy downstairs and told everyone to go home. possibly the funniest part was when the dad tried to have a serious talk with his son who he had a big penis drawn on his forehead because he got chiefed earlier that night.

[DrMoBueno]

back when i was in school in los angeles, my friends and i spent new year's in las vegas. we couldn't afford the two night minimum room rate, so we ended up walking up and down the strip drinking with the other stiffs.

it was cold and i drank way too much. we met this group of stewardesses who were in town for the night. we talked our way into their room. one guy stripped down to his skivvies and jumped into a bed. i was on another bed, talking to this stew.

while talking, mind you, i managed to throw up all over her and myself.

neither one of us noticed. in our world, everything was very cheery.

the last thing i remember, after one guy pointed out to me i should shut my mouth and stop throwing up all over the place, was the mamma stew showing up and throwing us all out.

that morning, on the flight back, i learned i had put on a blackjack exhibition. it must have been true, i kept finding money in pockets. this was a weird southwest airlines plane, and my seat was facing another guy. he did not look happy. i must have looked like i was going to throw up all over him, too.

i would have preferred to put this in best black out moments.

[redX]

when i take a taxi home and i get out and walk to the house my memory usually stops around the time i get to the door. then nothing and i wake up in bed the next morning, this is a regular thing and it's kinda creepy

i once blacked out and had no recollection of the previous night so when my friend tells me to go clean up around the toilet i thought he was messing with me. turned out i had bad aim

[freecat]

it's weird but i get blackout very often, nearly every time i drink. usually i forget one or two events, or i wake up in my bed or at some friends place and i'm not really sure how i got there, nothing bad. but sometimes its worse.

when i was in high school, i woke up in a stopped bus heading to a little town outside my city. so i called my friends with who i was last time i remember. it wakes him up and he is in a doghouse in the town the bus is heading to. we've been laughing about it for weeks...

but since it's worst blackout moments... here's two sorta bad ones.

last year, it was quite a cold winter and it snowed (unusual), we drank a lot at one of my friend's house in the country side and were supposed to go to a club later. but i drank too much and ended up in a snowy field, with my coat on fortunately. i got woken up by a guy who was driving home and he took me back to my friend's house. could have been way worse...

also, a few months ago. i think it was the week after the end of school... whatever. i drank quite heavily with people at my place, and next thing i remember, i'm sitting at this square where there's lots of bars, puke all over my jeans, bruises on my legs, and a black dude, a bouncer i guess, tells me to go home. i lost everything i had with me, keys, money, visa card... so i went to sleep on a bench and waited for the next morning to get back home. i think it's one of the worst.

[ojjairus]

i blacked out on accident one time heading to a club... i was so drunk i tryed to use my bros id while he just used it infront of me. We didn't get in and the bouncer took the i.d. We then proceed to walk back to the car and thats the last i remember. I AM SOOOO GLAD i didn't get in because its a club everyone goes to and i woulda been acting a fool and prolly would have seriously regretted that night.

I woke up in the back of my friends car. i have self controll i guess so my blackout moments are boring...

[Kemosabe]

went to davis to chill with some friends

went to the store, bought two handles of vodka, one jug of OJ

put both handles in jug of OJ, wnet to party, drank whole jug.

remember getting to party and that's it.

blacked out for the rest of the night.

apparently had to be pulled up stairs and lost my shoes, somehow held onto my phone.

Other than that no memories of what happened. puke all over my shirt and pants though.

[my gym shorts]

yo low key when i peered at this thread i thought it was

"worst electricity blackouts"

EFF so i'll post mine

journalism 700 wrd essay opened up on Word and a 80 slide powerpoint presentation i'd been working on since 8am.

GONE

edit: YES I KNOW I SHOULD SAVE MY WORK :[

[suicide]

the worst shit is when you get a call from your friend telling you to come clean something up and you have no idea what they're talking about.

one time we were drinking in an old abandoned nursing home that my buddy had just bought to turn into apartments.. i think we each had a litre bottle of shitty wine. we were convinced this place was haunted so we each had baseball bats that we'd found in the yard.

my buddy apparently passed out in a bathtub that he'd puked in earlier. he swore up and down that the last thing he remembers is talking to the ghost of an old man that died there.

i apparently also saw a ghost and was chasing it down through the halls with a baseball bat. the ghost must have been going through doors and walls, because i really fucked up a few walls and a couple of doors with my bat.

me and another guy ended up in the basement (which had no lights, silence of the lambs shit). we were so drunk that we couldn't find our way back upstairs for the bathroom, so i guess we just unzipped and pissed all over the basement. this is all while we're yelling at elderly ghosts.

we woke up holding hands in a puddle of our own piss. it was still totally dark in this basement (no windows either), so we still had no fucking idea what was going on when we woke up.

i bet the three of us were a real fucking sight when we walked into burger king that morning to recuperate.

[e0d9n0b5]

the worst shit is when you get a call from your friend telling you to come clean something up and you have no idea what they're talking about.

one time we were drinking in an old abandoned nursing home that my buddy had just bought to turn into apartments.. i think we each had a litre bottle of shitty wine. we were convinced this place was haunted so we each had baseball bats that we'd found in the yard.

my buddy apparently passed out in a bathtub that he'd puked in earlier. he swore up and down that the last thing he remembers is talking to the ghost of an old man that died there.

i apparently also saw a ghost and was chasing it down through the halls with a baseball bat. the ghost must have been going through doors and walls, because i really fucked up a few walls and a couple of doors with my bat.

me and another guy ended up in the basement (which had no lights, silence of the lambs shit). we were so drunk that we couldn't find our way back upstairs for the bathroom, so i guess we just unzipped and pissed all over the basement. this is all while we're yelling at elderly ghosts.

we woke up holding hands in a puddle of our own piss. it was still totally dark in this basement (no windows either), so we still had no fucking idea what was going on when we woke up.

i bet the three of us were a real fucking sight when we walked into burger king that morning to recuperate.

haha this post

[freecat]

after a bottle if wine.... step your game up!

[Lexy]

first time, 'woke up' walking down the street in the city around 4am, sans jacket, and the wallet inside it. Was shiting myself I'd lost about 2 grand in casino chips, lucky me were in my front pocket. My phone totally dismantled in my other, put it back together and found a shitload of random text messages and weird phonebook entries... the ramblings of an utterly depraved man. I was practically begging for result though, chasing absinthe shots with double absinthe cokes, 3-4 pills, and one of my last fresh memories was a girl offering me something in a club, I remember turning it down.. that time anyway.. went back to casino to waste time waiting for trains to start up again, best blackout yet.

time #2, woke up 50km outside the city in rural hell hole. sulked for about 10 minutes, then instead of just sleeping it off decide to walk back. walk for a few hours, make friends with a horsey, get picked up on the highway.

time#3, woke up at the airport. if I were a better man I'd have woken up at some other airport.

[Lexy]

oh yeah. and that time I was woken up by my mother yelling "oh nooo he's thrown up everywhere.." figured I'd cheat that dizzy-sick feeling in my head by rushing to sleep, didnt work to plan.

but I like to pretend that happened to someone else. :/

[mrchariybrown]

all these interesting and funny stories are making me sad that I've never blacked out before (3)

:(