the "ask an asian" thread.

[fndmybetterhalf]

those asians sound like losers, but your comment is def a generalization.

i get drunk slow, puke on the first whiteman i see, punch the first fat white girl i see in the head, jack off in a random cute girl's purse, carry out a bitch either tot he parking lot or restroom (like chinese takeout), then eat asian pasta in broth.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA oh man, funniest shit ive read in awhile

[Pogi]

Why do asians go to clubs, get drunk fast, puke, pass out, cry about women that don't love them and then get carried out by their friends?

Doesn't seem like that much fun to me...

No fun at all.

You're supposed to go to clubs to dance, not to get drunk.

The question should be really, why do Asians go to clubs but don't dance and stand around like a wallflower.

[fndmybetterhalf]

^^^^ i dont know what kinda clubs you go to but usually its the white people that stand around, not asians.

and dancing sober is lame as fuck.

[evisu 2000]

i'm the only asian at the clubs i go to.

[Guest jmatsu]

i'm the only asian at the clubs i go to.

really? how's that working for you?

[Liberation1945]

i think almost all kind-of-but-not-really-too-too-much socially awkward people drink to loosen up before dancing...either you dont drink or you can dance really fucking good or you just dont give a fuck...otherwise, you're gonna drink so you dont feel stupid while you're dancing.

all kinds of people stand around at clubs. there are the group of guys who came together and will leave together. the first timers. the girls who are too good to dance or talk to you but will gladly accept a drink. asians. whites. whatever.

i always thought the point of going to a club was to spend money you dont have, grope as many women as possible, and maaaayyyyyybe take home the drunkest, sloppiest girl there and hopefully you dont end up with STDs because you were too drunk to use a condom. of course, standin around mean muggin is another option.

[Guest jmatsu]

^^^^ i dont know what kinda clubs you go to but usually its the white people that stand around, not asians.

and dancing sober is lame as fuck.

word. getting drunk is terrific. getting intoxicated-fall on the floor-sick is not so terrific.

[evisu 2000]

really? how's that working for you?

i dunno my du. alright i guess.

[In Repair]

Yeah, hitting the sauce a little when you go to a club to loosen up is cool. It stops being cool when you do a circle jerk dance with your other dude friends, get really really drunk bring the "circle-jerkiness" to the next level with alot of gratuitous man-groping as a sign of bonding and then getting dragged out by bouncers after emptying the contents of your stomach onto your shoes.

But whatever floats your boat I guess...

[Guest jmatsu]

Yeah, hitting the sauce a little when you go to a club to loosen up is cool. It stops being cool when you do a circle jerk dance with your other dude friends, get really really drunk bring the "circle-jerkiness" to the next level with alot of gratuitous man-groping as a sign of bonding and then getting dragged out by bouncers after emptying the contents of your stomach onto your shoes.

But whatever floats your boat I guess...

if you were doing the circle jerk dance with your other dude friends (which i wouldn't), wouldn't you empty the contents of you balls onto your shoes??

[superdupersang]

what does this mean?

[Guest jmatsu]

what does this mean?

wearing a bapesta belt = getting a handjob from a pretty girl.

[Pandemonium]

mmm...all the more reason to buy bape?

[DATASSHOL]

The question that is solution only begs the ressurection that is dis'solution, cognition is only misappropriation:

For the Orientalist of Occidentalism, how is Severed Being redeemed? Or is severance itself the reverance of the occult Occidental?

[Pogi]

^^^^ i dont know what kinda clubs you go to but usually its the white people that stand around, not asians.

and dancing sober is lame as fuck.

Over here, the white people have balls and actually dance.

[ep3]

why do asian ppl are so good at math?

[seraphim]

why do asian ppl are so good at math?

because they get sent to afterschool extra classes, and are told if they don't come top of their class their parents will disown them.

mhm.

[Chicken]

this is completely just my opinion/suspicion, but i actually think it has something to do with the type of languages asian people use, too. asian languages are more mathmatical/logical whereas many western languages are more intuitive/emotional.

i once read a study by a japanese scientist that said the japanese language is one of the few languages in the world which uses more of the left brain than the right. which, most of you probably know is also the side of the brain for math and stuff.

[seraphim]

^ i thought the left side of the brain was the creative, emotive side?

[dismalfuture]

Chicken is right, though he lost me with the last bit. But yeah, Asian languages are totally mathematical affairs. Compound verbs, verb congujation, the written languages themselves, very mathematical. We English speakers can decode a lot of stuff wif given keys, Asian languages can n some way be decoded as well. English and romance languages, good luck.

[axtsang]

Fuck off, I suck at math.

[Chicken]

left brain vs right brain

i think most leftys are right-brained and rightys are left-brained.

[swooc]

what if you are both right and left handed? Does that make me a retard?

[mr fluffernutter]

hey asians, why you got no hair?

[kauflust]

what if you are both right and left handed? Does that make me a retard?

It means you're an aberration and should be burned in order to restore cosmic harmony.

[Pogi]

hey asians, why you got no hair?

They be bald like white folk.

[Pogi]

why do asian ppl are so good at math?

Because everyone else are not good at math.

[Pogi]

Oh shit Pogi's posting like crazy in the past couple mins haha. Btw not all asians are good at math, a lot of us get shit grades in math :eek: Not me though

True. I like it when nerdy looking Asians are not good at math or academically in general. It's false advertising. Especially when in college/university, people side up to them thinking they'll get carried through the subject.

[Pandemonium]

haha, but that's like a major loss to them.

they don't look hot, nor are they smart.

[madeinkorea23]

who said asians dont got hair? completely wrong....