the "ask an asian" thread.

[jeepster]

lollllll

good explanation

but I mean, when a white guy gets yellow fever

is it related to his penis size?

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

I don't get what the fuck you trying to explain?

if the girl looks good, does there have to be like some racial reason to explain why she ain't gettin with dudes of her race?

or vice verca

fucking PhD's up in here

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

lollllll

good explanation

but I mean, when a white guy gets yellow fever

is it related to his penis size?

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/20/11-asian-girls/

[Oxy.]

lollllll

good explanation

but I mean, when a white guy gets yellow fever

is it related to his penis size?

not to interrupt, but shouldn't you be asking yourself that question?

[jeepster]

nah nah

I've never had an asian girl, never seen one that really ever floored me either, so when I see an asian girl with a white guy, let alone a black guy, I wonder if there's something more too it.

/no racist.

[Guest jmatsu]

nah nah

I've never had an asian girl, never seen one that really ever floored me either, so when I see an asian girl with a white guy, let alone a black guy, I wonder if there's something more too it.

/no racist.

your comments kinda imply that you are under the impression that asian females can't take a big schlong. i'm sure you've seen porn with some teenies taking some john holmes sized niagras.

[jeepster]

true.

Just curious.

sup Asia Carrera

[w00tah]

I don't get what the fuck you trying to explain?

if the girl looks good, does there have to be like some racial reason to explain why she ain't gettin with dudes of her race?

or vice verca

fucking PhD's up in here

im sure some asian american sociologist/psychiatrist have done studies on this

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

aye w00tah, Deanda called...

[edmond]

most do. they buy you shit and would insist on footing all bills. even if they're just "friends" they were raised to think a man does it all fiancially anyways..which is nice sometimes but sometimes it's overbearing.

once this guy told me, he was cool with whatever I decide he'd support me in the beginning of course, but down the road it's his way or the highway (he didn't use those exact words but that's the gist)

you can get your way with me whit anyways you want it anywhere you want and ill support you all the way!

[DaBestSpoona]

most do. they buy you shit and would insist on footing all bills. even if they're just "friends" they were raised to think a man does it all fiancially anyways..which is nice sometimes but sometimes it's overbearing.

They're passively trying to get with you. It doesnt work, and they end up bitter because they dropped so much cash on you.

I'm convinced this is some kind of disease. These guys all have like some kind follicle condition which forces them to get the same kind of buzz cut. Drive accords, wear alot of black, smoke same brand of cigs, wear tag heuer watches.

[6ixes&7evens]

They're passively trying to get with you. It doesnt work, and they end up bitter because they dropped so much cash on you.

I'm convinced this is some kind of disease. These guys all have like some kind follicle condition which forces them to get the same kind of buzz cut. Drive accords, wear alot of black, smoke same brand of cigs, wear tag heuer watches.

I do this alot but for different reasons

i take women out not because i like them but because i enjoy their company their not just random women though they are actual friends(yes believe it or not) but its under certain conditions though i always choose the place/time

[baizilla]

baizilla, I always thought you were white! (0)

how is your fam down w/ the way you dress??

haha, why would you think that!!?? :confused:

Uhm, they be cool about it. I'm studying fine arts, so they have acknowledged that I must be a little bit weird wearing these extreme pieces. They expect me to cut off my ear anytime.

...

To those of you with tattoos.. Do you hide them when you are going back to Asia? or has that never been an issue?

I always wear longsleeves even if it is hella hot outside.. to hide all my tattoos. People be thinking I'm a gangbanger or some shit.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

take pics and post in this thread

my dad knows a couple of guys that work at this restaurant at his old store in the ghetto. they got tattoo sleeves from when they were in the Triad.

I could see you getting away with this,

but this??

both are on point imo, but shit doesn't get you dirty looks from conservative relatives or anything?

edit - the skirt, man!

[baizilla]

Haven't worn that to family gatherings and such yet.. so will let you know once I do

But on the streets... people would think the kilt is some sort of traditional dress from my native country. Like some sort of hakama, so they don't give me a hard time about it, it would be the same if you gave a middleastern guy with a tunic dirty looks.

[jlow]

yeah baaad. whenever im back in kl and seeing the relatives i wear long sleeve shirts. my lil cousins nearly busted my ass once when i was wearing a singlet, spent the whole dinner arms crossed and waiting for people to put food on my plate. (inner bicep tatts)

[jl3969]

the only asian ppl who have inferiority complexes and trying to rebel against something are the ones who only hang out and date whiteys. like they have a personal rule for real.

here is a classic story from craigslist illustrating my point:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/979427049.html

To the Asian Girl Whom I offended with my Asian-ness - m4w

Date: 2009-01-03, 9:20PM PST

You: Asian, young(ish), cute, petite, left-of-center, cosmopolitan.

Me: The Asian guy you would never dream of giving a second glance.

Hi! I’m so sad that you were offended by my very presence at your favorite boutique coffee shop. Seriously, I was just there to do some work and maybe a bit of reading – I didn’t mean to draw attention to the fact that you too, are also Asian. I was just looking for a quiet place to sit, and the seat by you just happened to be open. It’s not like peed all over you, put my arm around your shoulder, and screamed to all the other patrons in a heavy Chinese accent, “She mine! You all stay away!”

After I sat down and pulled out Said’s Orientalism (no joke), you, in all of your ignorant glory, proceeded to loudly flirt with the nearest non-Asian man with a pulse to dissuade any romantic overtures from me. Lady, I already know you only date white guys; you don’t even have to open your mouth.

Ever since Chad took you out back in high school and made you the envy of all homecoming, you’ve understood the magical power of white boys. Your parents balked until they saw how well Chet treated you and made you so so so happy. You tell yourself you don’t see color lines, and that you’re ending racism by only dating white guys – and you give yourself a little pat on the back every night before dreaming of waking up with beautiful blonde hair. You’ve even thrown in a black guy or two, just to get back at daddy. Asian guys? Like, gag me with a spoon!

Hey, I applaud you. You’re totally progressive. Never mind all that bukakke stuff Jeremy keeps wanting to do (I wonder where he gets these ideas?). No need to worry about Scotty’s browser history pointing to asianteensluts.com. Totally normal! What red-blooded American man doesn’t want to bang a Japanese high school girl?

Honestly, if I were in your stilettos, I’d do the same thing. If white girls were all over me ‘cause of my nice, smooth skin, my mad computer skills and wispy peach fuzz, I’d ride that white stallion to all glory.

But since I’m 6’2”, 200 lbs. with 4% body fat and a PhD, I guess I’ll have to settle for one of our more racist Asian sistahs.

[jl3969]

and yes, white dudes who only date asian girls have low self confidence also. a good friend of mine models in nyc and only goes out with nasty ass krn girls. all the while ignoring various hot white chicks including the many gorgeous waitresses eyefucking the shit out of him.

i can only explain this by saying hes wanted to be a ninja since 6th grade.

always makes me wonder what kind of world we live in.

[DaBestSpoona]

Are Korean girls the most aggressive when it comes to handing out numbers to random dudes on the street?

[lumberjack]

where soundune at?

[Guest jmatsu]

Are Korean girls the most aggressive when it comes to handing out numbers to random dudes on the street?

i don't know about korean bitches on the streets of seoul, but korean american bitches. in my experience they seem the less conservative of the other asian americans. korean bitches outside korea living else where(esp japland) love japs...those ones love my money.

[Guest jmatsu]

the only asian ppl who have inferiority complexes and trying to rebel against something are the ones who only hang out and date whiteys. like they have a personal rule for real.

here is a classic story from craigslist illustrating my point:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/979427049.html

To the Asian Girl Whom I offended with my Asian-ness - m4w

Date: 2009-01-03, 9:20PM PST

You: Asian, young(ish), cute, petite, left-of-center, cosmopolitan.

Me: The Asian guy you would never dream of giving a second glance.

Hi! I’m so sad that you were offended by my very presence at your favorite boutique coffee shop. Seriously, I was just there to do some work and maybe a bit of reading – I didn’t mean to draw attention to the fact that you too, are also Asian. I was just looking for a quiet place to sit, and the seat by you just happened to be open. It’s not like peed all over you, put my arm around your shoulder, and screamed to all the other patrons in a heavy Chinese accent, “She mine! You all stay away!â€

After I sat down and pulled out Said’s Orientalism (no joke), you, in all of your ignorant glory, proceeded to loudly flirt with the nearest non-Asian man with a pulse to dissuade any romantic overtures from me. Lady, I already know you only date white guys; you don’t even have to open your mouth.

Ever since Chad took you out back in high school and made you the envy of all homecoming, you’ve understood the magical power of white boys. Your parents balked until they saw how well Chet treated you and made you so so so happy. You tell yourself you don’t see color lines, and that you’re ending racism by only dating white guys – and you give yourself a little pat on the back every night before dreaming of waking up with beautiful blonde hair. You’ve even thrown in a black guy or two, just to get back at daddy. Asian guys? Like, gag me with a spoon!

Hey, I applaud you. You’re totally progressive. Never mind all that bukakke stuff Jeremy keeps wanting to do (I wonder where he gets these ideas?). No need to worry about Scotty’s browser history pointing to asianteensluts.com. Totally normal! What red-blooded American man doesn’t want to bang a Japanese high school girl?

Honestly, if I were in your stilettos, I’d do the same thing. If white girls were all over me ‘cause of my nice, smooth skin, my mad computer skills and wispy peach fuzz, I’d ride that white stallion to all glory.

But since I’m 6’2â€, 200 lbs. with 4% body fat and a PhD, I guess I’ll have to settle for one of our more racist Asian sistahs.

so was she hot? even if she was i don't think i woulda/coulda bothered with the asian male freedom fighter manifesto on craigs.

[DaBestSpoona]

i don't know about korean bitches on the streets of seoul, but korean american bitches. in my experience they seem the less conservative of the other asian americans. korean bitches outside korea living else where(esp japland) love japs...those ones love my money.

This is true. Korean american girls are the only ones I know that consistently have a vial of coke around their neck and stash of weed somewhere. Always down to drink a 40 and eat a bucket of chicken.

I am so convinced Korean girls who go to jland go there to get knocked up and married.

[sophiapark]

my mom is mostly racist towards black people, she is down w/ whites. My dad doesn't give a fuck

I've had all sorts of Asian friends tell me that they want to get w/ Chinese girls or w/e because they heard they were more polite, feminine, etc..

wtf aren't you Korean?? All the Koreans I know are the most race elitist of all:confused:

my dad's pretty like.. "you need to marry a korean guy and make korean babies."

but my mom's been here since she was like 16? and she wasn't planning on marrying a korean guy. which leads me to..

the korean word for 'my wife' is house person and some other word thats just about the same

then the honorific for 'my husband' is like beyond a master

the non-honorific is master

but most koreans spend way too much on their girlfriends/wives then beat them once they've been married for 3 years

my dad like begged my mom to marry him and said he'd like treat her hella well etc etc and then after they got married he turned into a bitchass. we used to have hella family problems cause of that. my mom told me she didnt divorce him earlier cause she wanted to keep the family together.

Are Korean girls the most aggressive when it comes to handing out numbers to random dudes on the street?

i don't give my number to random dudes on the street.

i don't know about korean bitches on the streets of seoul, but korean american bitches. in my experience they seem the less conservative of the other asian americans. korean bitches outside korea living else where(esp japland) love japs...those ones love my money.

"korean bitches" is a very derogatory term.

This is true. Korean american girls are the only ones I know that consistently have a vial of coke around their neck and stash of weed somewhere. Always down to drink a 40 and eat a bucket of chicken.

I am so convinced Korean girls who go to jland go there to get knocked up and married.

weed makes me sick. but i'm down to drink a 40. bucket of chicken? not so much.. but all my korean friends and i love pho. :>

[Guest jmatsu]

"korean bitches" is a very derogatory term.

so what's your point?

[sophiapark]

hahaha i'm not sure what to say to that

[headcoat]

hahaha i'm not sure what to say to that

dont say anything. Just shut your korean mouth and wash some dishes.

[Guest jmatsu]

i bet that's a pic of that one half korean bitch from the yeahx3 used for her avatar.

[evisu 2000]

who the fuck doesn't love a bucket of chicken

[Guest jmatsu]

who the fuck doesn't love a bucket of chicken

sophia park don't, but her idol that one bitch margaret cho look like she do.