the "ask an asian" thread.

[cyberPUNK]

this is dumb as fuck

these chicks be saying w/e to ingratiate themselves w/ the white man who is paying them

the white men in bang bros. (or alternatively, white men in real life watching bang bros) feel more powerful and dominant knowing that they are dominant over a whole race. hearing this from a Japanese reaffirms the white man's fetish for submissive Japanese girls

it's brilliant marketing/scripting really...

yo seriously i think you have some inferiority complex.

[djrajio]

why do aisan girls go lazy when you have sex with them? well not all but most?

She's probably not attracted to you.

I would recommended working out and getting rid of that bulge.

[djrajio]

why do japanese girls either cry, or stay quiet the entire time during sex?

How many women have you had sex with? This is a misconception.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

yo seriously i think you have some inferiority complex.

you didn't hear it from me :/. I white guy I know irl told me he gets off at being dominant

before you ask, it was a really awkward conversation in my English class...

[Oxy.]

what? what happens in pornos isnt true?!!! NOOOOOOOO!! so if i call for a plumber i dont get a 3some? and my pizza dosent come with a side of dick?

doing it wrong.

[cyberPUNK]

you didn't hear it from me :/. I white guy I know irl told me he gets off at being dominant

before you ask, it was a really awkward conversation in my English class...

your whole analysis is just a bit off. i think that's guys in general dude. women in japanese avs are always doing the weird crying or quiet thing and those are advertised to japanese men. also...people of all races watch bang bros. just sayin...

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

your whole analysis is just a bit off. i think that's guys in general dude. women in japanese avs are always doing the weird crying or quiet thing and those are advertised to japanese men. also...people of all races watch bang bros. just sayin...

I know what your saying.... actually, now that I look at it, I said "the white man" like hella times. my bad:(

it's all good though right, white man?

[cyberPUNK]

I know what your saying.... actually, now that I look at it, I said "the white man" like hella times. my bad:(

it's all good though right, white man?

haha of course. either way i'm not a fan of fellow crackers either.

[my gym shorts]

so, since idk how long, asian people have been using chopsticks.

i know its just their own unique way of eating their food,

but lets face it

when eating most foods, using a fork or a spoon would better suffice.

although the fact that asian parents teach their kids this technique cannot be fought, will the tradition ever end?

basically, i think of it this way.

chinese farmers are out in a field moving a pile of dirt from one side of the farm to the other.

do they use a pair of pool cues?

nonono, the shovel is brought into play.

are they nervous to apply this concept to the culinary world?

idk i need some feedback

[sawn-off chef]

haha of course. either way i'm not a fan of fellow crackers either.

i hate white people :[ most of my friends are asian actually haha.

also that analogy offended me for some reason, you're mad ignorant. culture is culture, why do my italian family cook with so many tomatoes, why wooden spoons instead of steel? who cares, they're happy leave them be.

[Protocol]

so, since idk how long, asian people have been using chopsticks.

i know its just their own unique way of eating their food,

but lets face it

when eating most foods, using a fork or a spoon would better suffice.

although the fact that asian parents teach their kids this technique cannot be fought, will the tradition ever end?

basically, i think of it this way.

chinese farmers are out in a field moving a pile of dirt from one side of the farm to the other.

do they use a pair of pool cues?

nonono, the shovel is brought into play.

are they nervous to apply this concept to the culinary world?

idk i need some feedback

Chopsticks are actually very useful, for example when eating noodles in soup.

Also the chinese for example tend to eat around a table where all the food is placed in the middle and each person gets their own little bowl of rice. Chopsticks help in this situation as they provide a longer reach to get the various bits of food. They also are very efficient in picking up vegetables typically eaten by the chinese, more so than the fork.

Also spoons are widely accepted as they have their uses.

[my gym shorts]

the only upside to it,

is that every time i use them,

they come out of a new package. u know like when i eat at a Chinese restaurant. i find it more sanitary than using a spoon or fork that has been used a million times

[redX]

^

if something like that worries you, you're just paranoid

[whitney]

whenever I eat with chopsticks it slows me down. I don't use the edge of my bowl to scoop up the rice to my mouth, I actually scoop a lump of rice up and bring it to my mouth. slower to consume food=full with less food consumed=saving food concept. also there's something about picking up your food and inserting it into your mouth rather then stabbing it with a fork..that I like.

plus after eating dim sum Chinese people usually use the end of their chopsticks, the part where there mouth didn't touch (and hand since you hold the chopsticks in the middle) to scoop the food up into to go boxes..

[Scais]

chopstick skills are the essential survival tool. Stuck in the woods with no utensils? 2 sticks = chopsticks.

[whitney]

chopstick skills are the essential survival tool. Stuck in the woods with no utensils? 2 sticks = chopsticks.

to be fair you could always sharpen the stick into a spear, kill a rabbit with it then later make a rabbit kabob

I still prefer to eat with chopsticks

can't escape my asian roots

[DaBestSpoona]

chopsticks slow you down, hence you enjoy your food more, and digest better.

I cant imagine eating shabu shabu, nabe, noodles in soup with a fork.

[lovethrust]

so, since idk how long, asian people have been using chopsticks.

i know its just their own unique way of eating their food,

but lets face it

when eating most foods, using a fork or a spoon would better suffice.

although the fact that asian parents teach their kids this technique cannot be fought, will the tradition ever end?

basically, i think of it this way.

chinese farmers are out in a field moving a pile of dirt from one side of the farm to the other.

do they use a pair of pool cues?

nonono, the shovel is brought into play.

are they nervous to apply this concept to the culinary world?

idk i need some feedback

if you want to eat food with the maximum efficiency and shovel as much food into your mouth as possible then go to mcdonalds. I'm not asian, but I can see that the use of chopsticks forces one to eat at least a little gracefully

[murdered out]

on the topic of utensils...do any of you asian folk use a fork and spoon together? mad efficient.

[willy cheesesteak]

chopsticks and spoon when eating pho

[fallen angels]

so, since idk how long, asian people have been using chopsticks.

i know its just their own unique way of eating their food,

but lets face it

when eating most foods, using a fork or a spoon would better suffice.

basically, i think of it this way.

chinese farmers are out in a field moving a pile of dirt from one side of the farm to the other.

do they use a pair of pool cues?

nonono, the shovel is brought into play.

um did you take this idea from a Seinfeld bit??

I mean, I don't know how they've missed it: thousands of years ago, Chinese farmer gets up, has his breakfast with the chopsticks, goes out and works all day in the field with a shovel... Hello?... Shovel! Not going out there ploughing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues.

[evisu 2000]

haha busted

[Guest jmatsu]

on the topic of utensils...do any of you asian folk use a fork and spoon together? mad efficient.

when i serve salad or eat pasta. i'm sure everyone does this.

[my gym shorts]

yea ... lol

[ProfMonnitoff]

if u need a spoon to eat pasta u gotta practice more

[Guest jmatsu]

if u need a spoon to eat pasta u gotta practice more

it's not about skill. it's about THE WAY to eat pasta.

[ProfMonnitoff]

and that way is with just a fork so you have a free hand to get drunk or jack off or slap a bitch or whatever you might want to do

(i think the reason italians do it is because they like to translate everything into sign language while they talk... very progressive and in touch with the disable community)

[Guest jmatsu]

i always thought it was an acceptable way to eat pasta.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

on the topic of utensils...do any of you asian folk use a fork and spoon together? mad efficient.

look like a gaylo

chopsticks and spoon when eating pho

this is the only way to go

maybe your the people complaining about chopsticks just have shit hand coordination

chopsticks = precise, not clumsy, you can stick in your mouth and look like walrus

this is all I ask for in an eating utensil

[HAPPYASALAMB]

look like a gaylo

this is the only way to go

maybe your the people complaining about chopsticks just have shit hand coordination

chopsticks = precise, not clumsy, you can stick in your mouth and look like walrus

this is all I ask for in an eating utensil

LOL @ the first one.

Yeah chopsticks ftw. that reminds me of some people who cant use them correctly or cannot use them at all. Looks quite funny