the "ask an asian" thread.

[headcoat]

sophia park don't, but her idol that one bitch margaret cho look like she do.

I always wondered who her fans were. She's too fat for even the most yellow-fevered of white guys. And she sure as hell aint funny.

I think maybe her only fans are gay men?

[w00tah]

Should have asked for a threesome.

[w00tah]

my dad like begged my mom to marry him and said he'd like treat her hella well etc etc and then after they got married he turned into a bitchass. we used to have hella family problems cause of that. my mom told me she didnt divorce him earlier cause she wanted to keep the family together.

dun wrry bb

ill beat you after 4 years

[Guest jmatsu]

I always wondered who her fans were. She's too fat for even the most yellow-fevered of white guys. And she sure as hell aint funny.

I think maybe her only fans are gay men?

and pork diving lesbians

[whitney]

fuck that. guys who say they'll treat you nice is full of crap...cliché but true 95% of the time. those who will doesn't need to tell you they will they just will.

margret cho WAS popular cos she was one of the few Asian Americans on tv. why you think white people cast her back then? same reason they got people believing that sandra oh is on the hot spectrum of the Asian race. /conspiracy theory

[Guest jmatsu]

fuck that. guys who say they'll treat you nice is full of crap...cliché but true 95% of the time. those who will doesn't need to tell you they will they just will.

margret cho WAS popular cos she was one of the few Asian Americans on tv. why you think white people cast her back then? same reason they got people believing that sandra oh is on the hot spectrum of the Asian race. /conspiracy theory

didn't really read alot of the past commentary having to do with this, so what do you mean? "actions speak louder than words?"

i guess it depends on how people define being treated nice, as well as the motives of the person who does / says they'll do so.

i dunno why, but i kinda like sara tanaka.

[Osmosis Jones]

so..... i guess we're not asking asians anything in this thread.

seems like it's just people making assumptions about asian people due to their personal experiences. fucked up or what.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

^^^ this is for every race, and it's life

Americans still make black jokes; it's been like 150+ years since slavery has been abolished. It's only been 40 some odd years since that Chinese exclusion act was repealed - what do you expect?

[Guest jmatsu]

at least it's mainly asians making "assumptions" about other asians.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

these Asians be knowing nothing about being Asian

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

oh yeah, no one answered Baizilla's question

"what you do about your tatoos around you fam?/what they think w/e"

[w00tah]

so..... i guess we're not asking asians anything in this thread.

seems like it's just people making assumptions about asian people due to their personal experiences. fucked up or what.

people are still asking questions

its just shifted towards a discussion of asians

[Guest umhaha84]

this is fucking genius

[edmond]

fuck that. guys who say they'll treat you nice is full of crap...cliché but true 95% of the time. those who will doesn't need to tell you they will they just will.

margret cho WAS popular cos she was one of the few Asian Americans on tv. why you think white people cast her back then? same reason they got people believing that sandra oh is on the hot spectrum of the Asian race. /conspiracy theory

i promise you i will just a good fuck in return please:o

[willy cheesesteak]

i promise you i will just a good fuck in return please:o

^ this n...

[djrajio]

fuck that. guys who say they'll treat you nice is full of crap...cliché but true 95% of the time. those who will doesn't need to tell you they will they just will.

The converse is also bullshit. I don't trust women that go out of their way to tell you a certain aspect about their personality; always judge a person by their actions.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

The converse is also bullshit. I don't trust women that go out of their way to tell you a certain aspect about their personality; always judge a person by their actions.

this is wisdom, every girl thinks that they are some like pinnacle of creative ingenuity, intelligence, and class or some shit. you must distinguish diamonds among the dirt

how to take home chicks of other races without provoking mass chaos in the family gossip network?

[landho]

how to take home chicks of other races without provoking mass chaos in the family gossip network?

Just let them think that this is you sowing your wild oats and that you have no real intention of settling down with her.

I dated this white girl for two years. When my brother told our mother that I broke up with her, my mom's only comment on the matter was, "She was too tall anyway." Never even brought it up with me in any conversation.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

was she like taller than you?

my parents be hella concerned since I'm not like hella shallow that I'm going to get with a plainer looking girl

they are like more concerned about that shit than race, as far as I know

[landho]

Yeah, she was considerably taller than me. I am 5-6 and she's 6-1; a model, albeit a white one.

[landho]

Also, my grandmother is beginning to develop Alzheimer's, we think; she is at least cognizant of this. She was always the biggest advocate of my marrying a Vietnamese girl but she's now 79 and on the brink of dementia and so she's loosened the restrictions somewhat.

"Lan," she said, "you need to get married so I can see my great-grandchild. I am developing dementia, so I don't have much time. You should marry a Vietnamese girl, but Chinese girls are fine. Japanese girls are okay, too."

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

Also, my grandmother is beginning to develop Alzheimer's, we think; she is at least cognizant of this. She was always the biggest advocate of my marrying a Vietnamese girl but she's now 79 and on the brink of dementia and so she's loosened the restrictions somewhat.

"Lan," she said, "you need to get married so I can see my great-grandchild. I am developing dementia, so I don't have much time. You should marry a Vietnamese girl, but Chinese girls are fine. Japanese girls are okay, too."

this is fuckkkkkked up...get one of your cousins or something that she doesn't recognize anymore and rent a Vietnamese baby to make her happy before she slips away...(4)

my fam would prob be down with any children that are mixed Asian, but they would strongly prefer Taiwanese. My sister is dating a Korean, and they don't know yet. Me and brother are placing bets on shit hitting the fan when they find out. Actually, that might actually just be my mom. My dad didn't care about Latino ex...

[Guest jmatsu]

i promise you i will just a good fuck in return please:o

ed, u are seriously one dirty old unco.

[jl3969]

yea he really is. hed be the one to take you to a 'massage parlor' when youre 13 to become a man. and he has a bunch of random cool shit lying around like that motorcycle.

hope he never has kids tho.

[Guest jmatsu]

what's up with taiwan bitches?

even mainlanders seem to speak better engrish than them.

tried to holler at them, but they weren't havin it. offered to buy them drinks and they declined. told them i'd buy them rice cakes or mooncakes and they declined. asked them if they wanted to get some noodles after the club closed, they didn't want that.

caught a cab home and the driver was chinee from hk. asked him how to get taiwan girls. he said the best way would be to ask them to the movies. "taiwan girl veri difficolt 2 dating..."

is this true?

[hellogoodbye]

i dno about dating, but when i went to taipei earlier this year it was easy to get to the rubba rubba/make out stage in a club situation but i never tried to take it beyond that. was staying in a fuckin hostel

[ojjairus]

Do asian beezys have like that unconscious liking for black guys like cwg's? even just a little?

[Guest jmatsu]

Do asian beezys have like that unconscious liking for black guys like cwg's? even just a little?

i'm sure most women do.

[murdered out]

take more $$$$ to make taiwan girl happy compared to mainland.

[cyberPUNK]

i'm surprised those taiwanese beezy's didn't jock your nuts jmatsu. most the taiwanese hos i find are obsessed with all things japanese, a category i'm assuming your penis falls under.