Random Thoughts...

[branespload]

scalding his face with acid, only to call the paramedics for help when the acid failed to do the trick. After a long hospital stay, he became blind. Fast-forward a bit, and he learns how to utilize echolocation (I forget how) and decides to become a full-time rapist.

reminds me of.. Daredevil.

I dreamt that I was flirting with this mixed black girl (I've never met one, but my brain did a good job of creating one), then I woke up. I also dreamt that my 93 year old grandmother was issued a sick, blind helper dog.

[Mr Waffles]

im gonna go through old pages of this thread to find a new sig.

[mrjuby]

one of my neighbours is keeping a rooster in their backyard but i dont know which one. i really wanna find out who it is and ask them if i could watch the fight with them.

[crissyw]

i went drunkz

[The Droogan Leader]

I feel like a transient in my apartment since I move in 3 days.

[Mr Waffles]

steeezin aka grindin by CLIPSE

from forum to forum, topic to topic,

i sell it trip by trip, it's twice the cost

I'm the neighborhood reseller

call me misterpretender, cause I inflate like dat jack

on or off the rack, I'm depressed cuz

ball til I fall, cause I can't sell dese Poell gloves

sorry sufu, what I'm seein' thru dese eyes

big warehouse sale with a discount on da side

only big boys hit clearances this wiiiide

cdiems with the messy overdye

man, i make a buck, why scam?

im tryin to show yall how whack i am

barneys is flirtin me, damned if I'm hurting

neg repped in two posts like I'm AgentJerkin'

Leather on the block with consistent miss

while Lab keep bustin' his A+ shitz

awesome. yes.

[bernt]

[Oxy.]

chick-fil-a won't hire me for shit.

[Oxy.]

shit man, so much fucking work to do within 1 day.

finish 2 take home exams

finish my 10 page final

5 sheets of homework for bio

study for my math quiz

[Mr Waffles]

quit your bitching or take it to the confessional.

[Bona Drag]

actually it done me good cause i got am having a shit day and got a fucked up work week ahead

but he's worse off

plus i'm getting paid ahahahahaha

[16steps]

niggas be wildin over them cp glasses

[ProfMonnitoff]

THERE ARE DAUL KIM NUDES IN THE CURRENT I-D

i was disappointed to see that she didn't bleach her pubes

[Oxy.]

is this a good way to start a paragraph, or is it too corny?

"what's healthy, lustrous, and feels great to pet? hopefully, your cat's fur."

[Bona Drag]

is teacher m or f?

[Oxy.]

female

12345

[Bona Drag]

ok good

does she make eyes at u in class?

[Mr Waffles]

run with it.

[Bona Drag]

also wtf is this paper about?

[Oxy.]

how to take care of cats

and she be eyeing my dick

[bernt]

Write about your dick from the perspective of a hungry cat.

[lawless]

rite bout how u vant to take care of ur teacherz cat.

LOL

[Lab]

hHsdQxK4YSQ

havent decided if this is dope or retarded

[Bona Drag]

how to take care of cats

so u said u in hs rite?

nuff respect but sometimes i weep for the future

[lawless]

cat being your teachers pussy and u pet it with ur cock.

Naughty America: My First Sex Teacher: Superfuture Edition

[Bona Drag]

havent decided if this is dope or retarded

dope, would blast it in the ride

ron browz >>>> t pain

not that either is that great

[Oxy.]

i know the topic sucks, but it's my paper for my senior project. i thought teaching people how to properly take care of a cat would be the easiest thing to do.

[Bona Drag]

i cant even tell if this is true anymore

[salaryman]

do you guys still pass notes during health class,

"want to get a soda after recess, circle yes or no.

and, here, I drew you a picture of a uterus"

ps. I like you.

[Egpt]

i know the topic sucks, but it's my paper for my senior project. i thought teaching people how to properly take care of a cat would be the easiest thing to do.

what the fuck