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red dragon such a good movie motherfuck

should i say latepass?? :confused::confused:

latepass!!

Yes , I saw it in the theater. it was super good. I need to watch that again.

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super heat wave here this week, can't be fucked to do anything. Went to Costco yesterday, bought a fitfh of Cuervo, fifth of Cointreau, and a liter of lime juice. Killed half of each last night with a couple bags of ice. Ate half a watermelon. Keep sniffing myself and wondering what these terrible odors are.

My super laziness has become contagious as well, my girlfriend dropped out of her language school and just sits at home and drinks with me all day. Our recycling is getting insane, we take down 12 beer cans and some hard liquor bottles, plus mixer bottles/cans everyday.

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yoallanface,

u stole my last name!

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yoallanface,

u stole my last name!

ive been thinking about this for 10 minutes

and i still dont quite get it :o

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i dont either, but one day....

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i got a citation for improper use of a seatbelt and as a consequence i had to go and watch this video and hear officers talk about shit.

all i can say is i am going to be a fucking seatbelt patroller from now on..

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god damnit my brother and his friends went to go get food at outback (where he works) and he came back hella later and my food is fucking disgusting and soggy. i want to throw my food in his face

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this should be the most amazing photo I've ever seen, but yet, its not. Somehow their hotness isn't synergistic, somehow they cancel each other out.

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yo allan face add me on facebook homie

also, mount kimbie has the best songs of 09 so far, by far. maybes on repeat? yes please.

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scott mirtsopoulos.

?????? thats you though, not me :confused::confused::confused: and ur not yo allan face?? fuck i gotta stop posting drunk

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My job is wearing me down. I make okayish money, but I never get any sleep. I'm called in constantly so I can't form a regular pattern. Everybody wants something from me on my days off. I need a vacation and a wild-bitch-fuck.

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yo i was in the same boat(not at all but i just wanted to nut ya know?) until i saw a girl from high school i use to fuck aroun wit at the bus stop beside my house. turns out she lives about 30 feet away from me. moral of the story: have great luck.

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i really need to clean my desk, it's littered with pabst cans and fuze bottles. gross salsa bowl go awayyyyY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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i really need to clean my desk, it's littered with pabst cans and fuze bottles. gross salsa bowl go awayyyyY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i use to mix fuze with NOS energy drink.. good shit

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i've never had nos...... i wish i was sleeping right now but it isnt happening

nos is the ugly plastic bottle .. blue bottle with orange sticker.. its round like old beer bottles from the 80s

tastes alright but its got a ton of caffeine so if you dilute it you actually end up absorbing more, since if u drink it straight its too much to absorb all at one

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yea, yea i know what it looks like. just never bothered with it. i used to like monster quite a bit but i don't drink energy drinks anymore. i just roll with coffee.

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yea, yea i know what it looks like. just never bothered with it. i used to like monster quite a bit but i don't drink energy drinks anymore. i just roll with coffee.

ya man tbh i was reading up on that shit and like, taurine is fucked. i have known for a long time its fucked, but sometimes in lab tests it acts as a sedative?? so fucked up. plus all the sugar in those drinks, i just drink espresso now

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lulz, studying abroad in hong kong this fall, the dorms have calculators built into the desks

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I napped instead of margaritas today. Right now I just made a huge pitcher of fresh grapefruit, Iichiko Frasco shochu, and some ice all blended up into a slushie. It's like my Slurpee meets Chu-hai. I am also gonna be drunk all summer on fruity drinks, apparently.

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