Random Thoughts...

[Bona Drag]

did u get high

[Bona Drag]

damn sig holocaust has arrived

someone post something lol so i can hook up a new 1

[NatseOklim]

damn sig holocaust has arrived

someone post something lol so i can hook up a new 1

The way to deal with it is to just copy and paste an image at the end of your post each and every time.

[NatseOklim]

[Bona Drag]

billy won't take you out to dinner or double text you.

yo where i come from we call dat a TRU PIMP N!GG@

real recognize real

[Yardsale]

I had a dream last night that I was at my own press conference battling reporters and activists about a short story I wrote that was published in The New Yorker.

It was a story about a man who tried to commit suicide by scalding his face with acid, only to call the paramedics for help when the acid failed to do the trick. After a long hospital stay, he became blind. Fast-forward a bit, and he learns how to utilize echolocation (I forget how) and decides to become a full-time rapist. He grabbed national headlines but was never caught.

At the press conference I looked visibly hurt being called a misogynist and a hack. In my press conference, this guy in the back called it “regretfully brilliant”.

Then the dream fast-forwarded some more and I died penniless. Somewhere along the way I explained that because of earlier draft readings I changed it from being a regular college grad to a suicidal longer because I thought it would be more plausible and I used the acid to render him more subhuman rather than demonize the handicapped, who already had it rough.

It was republished years later and bundled with a bunch of other stories, including Nabokov’s Lolita and Merrick’s Elephant Man.

[femelle]

prom sucked

My senior prom was on 420 coincidentally so.... actually, both my junior and senior. And these were at different schools

[branespload]

scalding his face with acid, only to call the paramedics for help when the acid failed to do the trick. After a long hospital stay, he became blind. Fast-forward a bit, and he learns how to utilize echolocation (I forget how) and decides to become a full-time rapist.

reminds me of.. Daredevil.

I dreamt that I was flirting with this mixed black girl (I've never met one, but my brain did a good job of creating one), then I woke up. I also dreamt that my 93 year old grandmother was issued a sick, blind helper dog.

[Mr Waffles]

im gonna go through old pages of this thread to find a new sig.

[mrjuby]

one of my neighbours is keeping a rooster in their backyard but i dont know which one. i really wanna find out who it is and ask them if i could watch the fight with them.

[crissyw]

i went drunkz

[The Droogan Leader]

I feel like a transient in my apartment since I move in 3 days.

[Mr Waffles]

steeezin aka grindin by CLIPSE

from forum to forum, topic to topic,

i sell it trip by trip, it's twice the cost

I'm the neighborhood reseller

call me misterpretender, cause I inflate like dat jack

on or off the rack, I'm depressed cuz

ball til I fall, cause I can't sell dese Poell gloves

sorry sufu, what I'm seein' thru dese eyes

big warehouse sale with a discount on da side

only big boys hit clearances this wiiiide

cdiems with the messy overdye

man, i make a buck, why scam?

im tryin to show yall how whack i am

barneys is flirtin me, damned if I'm hurting

neg repped in two posts like I'm AgentJerkin'

Leather on the block with consistent miss

while Lab keep bustin' his A+ shitz

awesome. yes.

[bernt]

[Oxy.]

chick-fil-a won't hire me for shit.

[Oxy.]

shit man, so much fucking work to do within 1 day.

finish 2 take home exams

finish my 10 page final

5 sheets of homework for bio

study for my math quiz

[Mr Waffles]

quit your bitching or take it to the confessional.

[Bona Drag]

actually it done me good cause i got am having a shit day and got a fucked up work week ahead

but he's worse off

plus i'm getting paid ahahahahaha

[16steps]

niggas be wildin over them cp glasses

[ProfMonnitoff]

THERE ARE DAUL KIM NUDES IN THE CURRENT I-D

i was disappointed to see that she didn't bleach her pubes

[Oxy.]

is this a good way to start a paragraph, or is it too corny?

"what's healthy, lustrous, and feels great to pet? hopefully, your cat's fur."

[Bona Drag]

is teacher m or f?

[Oxy.]

female

12345

[Bona Drag]

ok good

does she make eyes at u in class?

[Mr Waffles]

run with it.

[Bona Drag]

also wtf is this paper about?

[Oxy.]

how to take care of cats

and she be eyeing my dick

[bernt]

Write about your dick from the perspective of a hungry cat.

[lawless]

rite bout how u vant to take care of ur teacherz cat.

LOL

[Lab]

hHsdQxK4YSQ

havent decided if this is dope or retarded