Random Thoughts...

[Bona Drag]

how to take care of cats

so u said u in hs rite?

nuff respect but sometimes i weep for the future

[lawless]

cat being your teachers pussy and u pet it with ur cock.

Naughty America: My First Sex Teacher: Superfuture Edition

[Bona Drag]

havent decided if this is dope or retarded

dope, would blast it in the ride

ron browz >>>> t pain

not that either is that great

[Oxy.]

i know the topic sucks, but it's my paper for my senior project. i thought teaching people how to properly take care of a cat would be the easiest thing to do.

[Bona Drag]

i cant even tell if this is true anymore

[salaryman]

do you guys still pass notes during health class,

"want to get a soda after recess, circle yes or no.

and, here, I drew you a picture of a uterus"

ps. I like you.

[Egpt]

i know the topic sucks, but it's my paper for my senior project. i thought teaching people how to properly take care of a cat would be the easiest thing to do.

what the fuck

[Oxy.]

i cant even tell if this is true anymore

real shit, b

[salaryman]

that better be ESL English 11.

[m1sterko]

honors english 11?

[Egpt]

i'm so fucking confused right now.

[Oxy.]

honors english 11?

this

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[Mr Waffles]

damn, i need to get on of NC while i still can.

I keep the dirty in my heart though.

[samsikle]

jesus h. my mom is cleaning out the two freezers and she's cooking everything deep fried right now: onion rings, jalapeno poppers, shrimp, button mushrooms, fish, potstickers.. i feel my arteries clogging

[femelle]

The "easiest" topics generally end up being the most difficult.

You have to work twice as hard to make it interesting.

Plus your teacher is skeptical from the beginning.

[Sayword]

oxy where in NC r u

[Oxy.]

greensboro

[whitney]

jesus h. my mom is cleaning out the two freezers and she's cooking everything deep fried right now: onion rings, jalapeno poppers, shrimp, button mushrooms, fish, potstickers.. i feel my arteries clogging

your mom sounds like an angel

do you guys still pass notes during health class,

"want to get a soda after recess, circle yes or no.

and, here, I drew you a picture of a uterus"

ps. I like you.

ahhh I miss those days! I remember Ryan asking me whether I liked naaman or tony better in health class. this boy named harry had the same 3 and 4th period as me so he walked me from health to math evrrrrryday. couldn't shake him..nothing I ever said was bad enough but he would always somehow manage to embarass me..like asking me if I'd just shaved my arms and when i'd deny it he'll grab my arm and loudly exclaim "yes you did! see the baby hairs, cos last week it was smooth, you did shave it, etcetc"

the good thing about him though was he was in rotc and actually had the muscles to serve as a body guard if necessary.

my health teacher ended up giving me a D, that bitch, only two people got an A..out of all the classes she taught. I got an A for all my other classes so my gpa wasn't completely scewed but I had to take summer school cos of her

[Sayword]

greensboro

oh. meh.

[Bona Drag]

actually i kind of remember health class being totally jacked cause its like some state required shit so they make you do a lot of pointless bullshit so i sort of feel you here

[willy cheesesteak]

gonna try my hand at making my own cheesesteak tomorrow

so excited

[Bona Drag]

i see u willy

there's this joint by my house that does serious phillys, including a turkey jawn with remoulade sauce on it

wish i wasnt 2 broke to cope a $12 meal (with fries concept)

[m1sterko]

i have these Korean neighbors and i swear they're going crazy.

the man trash digs for bags of cat poop from my other neighbors and uses it as fertilizer for his plants..

his plants / porch smells of cat poop and it reeks.

"The health hazards associated with cat and dog manure are greater than the potential benefit from its fertilizer value."

[suicide]

yo bd

whatchu know bout boudin sandwiches down there

[HBlack]

i have these Korean neighbors and i swear they're going crazy.

the man trash digs for bags of cat poop from my other neighbors and uses it as fertilizer for his plants..

his plants / porch smells of cat poop and it reeks.

"The health hazards associated with cat and dog manure are greater than the potential benefit from its fertilizer value."

print out the source of that and tape it to his door.

[m1sterko]

i doubt they can read English well enough to comprehend.

the plumber (i've been having plumbing problems) asked me to talk to them and ask if they had problems with the shower...

woman came out looking with a crazed look as if she was on drugs for a few days. she used to say hello to me on my way to school and she looked at me like i was the police or something.

and house was a mess....

shit scaring me.

[skiniks]

dear readings: i'ma smash you tomorrow.

[HBlack]

i doubt they can read English well enough to comprehend.

the plumber (i've been having plumbing problems) asked me to talk to them and ask if they had problems with the shower...

woman came out looking with a crazed look as if she was on drugs for a few days. she used to say hello to me on my way to school and she looked at me like i was the police or something.

and house was a mess....

shit scaring me.

draw a picture of a cat pooing in a garden with a red x over it and tape it to their door.

[b.e-n]

i want a buffalo chicken wrap with bacon in it.

[Osmosis Jones]

i want a buffalo chicken wrap with bacon in it.

You want to give me $50.