Random Thoughts...

[crissyw]

timba, just keep staring until she feels uncomfortable and leaves.

then carry on!

i am currently waiting at the airport (2 hours early, thanks mom for whining) to go to NEWWW YOOORKK

[hamham3001]

would anyone have a tfs account n willing to pass out an invite?

[Knugget]

i dunno when flickr changed up their site, but it's so much harder to post uploaded pictures

[epitaph220]

^hate it.

trying to making something simpler but in actuality it's even harder to navigate (even though i'll get used to it)

[Knugget]

but ... do you HAVE to get used to it? you could just switch to a different hosting site

[Knugget]

and fuck this photobucket site maintenance

[Gatefold]

if I end up getting a place here instead of vancouver, I'll be able to afford a visit toronto and nyc, but I will be broke as fuck. Is newyork worth going to if I'll only have money for booze and smokes?

[Vampyrvargfesten]

Took a sperm count test the other day at the doctor's office... he's a combination dermatologist/urologist and I've always gone there for dermatological queries, so he was a bit surprised when I told him I wanted to take inventory on my little buddies.

He was like 'why dude?' and I said... 'uh... you know' but really it was because I have all this shit floating around my head, it's raining outside, people actin crazy, sometimes you go to clean up your room and you say 'fuck it, I'll just count out my change jar instead'... so I did that, except with sperm.

Anyway, we do our talk really quickly, he hands me a plastic tube and tells me to give it his male nurse when I'm done, and then leads me to the front desk area, where he tells the male nurse I'll be handing off the vial of jizz to him when I'm finished. Unfortunately, the doctor was real casual in telling the male nurse, who was hanging out with the two female nurses at the front desk, plus the reception room that I was taking a sperm count and that I'd be going in the back to whack off and that I'll be bringing my semen back in a second.

The one female nurses' eyes lit up really huge, I don't if it was because she only knows me from my dermatological visits, or if she really likes sperm, or what. She's pretty cute too, petite and really bitchy to me normally.

So I go in with my little plastic vial, I get led to this back room that has a little bed with a TV, and they tell me to take my time and they leave me alone. First I think, 'wait, do I need to go full throttle and lay on my back to do this?' and then 'oh nice, I can watch some Korean porn or something on the TV' (I don't have cable at home) but the bed had one of those safety bars on the side and the TV wouldn't turn on... so I had do it low-tech style for a bit and then finally resorted to my blackberry (but the internet nazis here block a lot of the good shit from showing up)....

So finally, and I mean it took awhile, I am done and I put the little vial in my pocket, lest I walk back through the reception with a cum jar in my hand. I walk back to the front desk area, where the male nurse and the female nurse are there waiting for me and I give the male nurse the nod and he comes through a side door to do the hand off. I look at the female nurses though, and the one cute nurse is still wide eyed, and I look at her like 'yes, I just violated myself in that room back there' and then go find a seat while they mount my sperm on a microscope slide and count those little fuckers out.

I could've come out and been like 'God just killed another kitten!' but the joke would've been lost on them. Fuck, it was really embarrassing overall, although I had honestly thought it was gonna be routine and cool when I was going in....

i was waiting for the part where the cute nurse knocks on the door, pops in real quick, and "assists you"...

good story though!

you thinking of makin babbyz?

[echoepidemic]

talked to one of my friends who is super level-headed and does his own art thing and works hard and all that... got me really inspired to do some pieces of my own. i hope i go through with this, i think i really need to do it to get over my hangup of being uninspired and unmotivated

[DüM]

do it. then we can celebrate with burgs.

[cyberPUNK]

i am coming unstuck. i rarely lose shit, and in the last week i've managed to lose on two separate incidents, only one involving alcohol (although i didn't leave my apt. complex):

1. license and debit card

2. ipod touch

fuck.

[echoepidemic]

im burgin hard

[DüM]

BURRRRRRRRG. GUCCl.

[willy cheesesteak]

really? really now?

i don't even know what to say.

[crissyw]

cwg gotta have their corny white guyz too

lol at dog being named chiquita.

[Baeyer-Drewson]

really? really now?

i don't even know what to say.

This du is fucking clown shoes. Honestly, with a cursory perusal of his blog all I can think of is Zoolander.

[herbology]

how the fuck does one fold a fitted sheet.

[bill]

^^here http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/8812/howtofoldafittedsheet.jpg

This is by far the best first week I've had. I'm now highly motivated and I can't fail. NO reasons to have poor grades.

I'm happy.

[haploid]

http://wimp.com/bulldogtv/

[NatseOklim]

[bill]

two persons want the same item (A pm'ed me before B (both for questions) but B said that he would take it (before person A)

Leave it to A or to B?

I dont want to do this "offer me more" thing.

[_ironman]

make them have a fit battle lol

i'd sell it to person B because to me it doesn't matter who asked first. the person who committed first wins

i think someone took off their shoes. my office smells like guinea pig shit

[redX]

yeah whoever sends you moneys first wins imo

[haploid]

I have never met a person who claims to enjoy noise music that I actually like.

And yea in this instance the person who sends payment first wins I'd say.

[samsikle]

i don't know what it is but i've been having crazy vivid dreams lately. i think it's the melatonin. before i woke up today i dreamt i was eating these ridiculous cookies made by some master cookie maker. bizarre.

[e0d9n0b5]

i don't know what it is but i've been having crazy vivid dreams lately. i think it's the melatonin. before i woke up today i dreamt i was eating these ridiculous cookies made by some master cookie maker. bizarre.

i had a really fucked up dream last night, the main disturbing part was when I was hanging out with this couple who were identical twins and had faces on the backs of their heads. they were ugly and red heads, too. then i went and had really good chinese food. oh and the creep twins lived on a house boat

[6ixes&7evens]

i don't know what it is but i've been having crazy vivid dreams lately. i think it's the melatonin. before i woke up today i dreamt i was eating these ridiculous cookies made by some master cookie maker. bizarre.

early this morning i had a dream that i was working out super tough and when i woke up i felt sore my chest arms legs etc :confused:

[bfan]

I've had that happen after I take melatonin as well. it was the only time I've had the "dream within a dream" thing happen. also be careful with that stuff, if you take it for anything longer than a month I read some study that found pretty negative health effects from prolonged use.

[samsikle]

D: holy shit. i'm gonna read into that. i've taken it a few times a couple of months ago, and like the past three nights. definitely gonna give it a rest. i just want my sleeping schedule to be corrected before school starts next month

[tac0tron]

I gotta wash all the gay off me now.

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