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animal collective makes me feel like i want to just go live in the forest

or some fantasy world

this is regardless of whether im stoned or not

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Standing in line at the deli, listening to a fat family of seven talk about how much they like 'fatty ham', ordering 'orange salad' that looked to be 90% Cool Whip, then trying to decide if they want to buy apples so they can 'CARmel them' was a real test of my fucking patience. I wanted to vomit all over them.

Smiths? Maceys? Walmart?!? I guess those big momo families love their sweets :confused:

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Anyone else think about the food you're going to eat the next day when laying in bed at night? I'm straight fending for some guac and maybe blackened Talapia fish tacos.

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man that's the last time i wait a long time to eat. i had a little bit to eat at 1pm, went to class, then to study, and at around 9pm i started to shake. i finally ate dinner at 10:30 and i still feel kinda awful. blaaaaah

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i think it's a mixture of hardly eating, drinking lots of coffee and smoking a lot of cigarettes that made me feel terribly nauseous.

that's a prescription for some serious dogshit breath.

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Girl I had a thing with last summer says she wants to hang out. She's had a pretty serious boyfriend for a good six months and always would flake on hanging out so I asked her "Why the sudden interest in hanging out?" She replies with "Does it matter (:"

Well, then I'm checking Facebook and I see she's literally just changed her status to single. Hrmmmm. Maybe I'll pretend not to know so I can get some of that I-wanna-make-my-ex-jealous ass.

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Smiths? Maceys? Walmart?!? I guess those big momo families love their sweets :confused:

Lee's :) I refuse to go to Walmart, because it's even worse there.

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doesn't matter if you pretend to know or not, she's gonna ride a d regardless.

Girl I had a thing with last summer says she wants to hang out. She's had a pretty serious boyfriend for a good six months and always would flake on hanging out so I asked her "Why the sudden interest in hanging out?" She replies with "Does it matter (:"

Well, then I'm checking Facebook and I see she's literally just changed her status to single. Hrmmmm. Maybe I'll pretend not to know so I can get some of that I-wanna-make-my-ex-jealous ass.

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she's passing me a check and buying me dinner on saturday. i might pick up the tab if sex vibes are strong, but nooo fuckin way she's not paying for repairs. no.
this went better than expected. fucked up thing is, i know she has a boyfriend. she didn't tell me but i did some facebook stalking :o i feel kinda bad, and i dunno if i should keep talking to her. we'll see where this goes

you guys have probably already forgotten about this but haahah what a dumb skank. we messed around after dinner, she broke up with her boyfriend, we messed around some more for a couple weeks then i stopped calling her. now she's back with the same dude. poor guy

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you guys have probably already forgotten about this but haahah what a dumb skank. we messed around after dinner, she broke up with her boyfriend, we messed around some more for a couple weeks then i stopped calling her. now she's back with the same dude. poor guy

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The moon and the planets are there, and new hopes for knowledge and peace are there. And, therefore, as we set sail we ask God's blessing on the most hazardous and dangerous and greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked.

uh uh uh uh

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I sometimes get stressed out over nothing.

I really stay up too late for no apparent reason.

I've been drinking 3 to 5 pints of Hoegaarden everyday, getting mighty un-Sufu.

Hanes has been fitting good recently, even Uniqlo is kinda not a good slim-fit anymore.

That was more of a superconfessional, but when you just don't give a fuck, it's a random thought.

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Kids smokin on campus all day today. Then gonna get chicken wings. Fuck yea

Rip guru

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Sometimes when I buy something really trivial like shoelaces I feel compelled to apologize to the cashier. For diminishing both our spirits.

steal it next time

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Just before sufu froze up yesterday I took this screen cap.

I just wanted to say how proud I was of you trash that out of the top 14 thread (below the stickie) 50% are fap related (yes I'm counting the GIFs thread)

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