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Anyone here use Pandora and have heard that "In this journey... I can't hide behind facebook, or myspace or texting..." commercial? Pisses me off! No one gives a fuck bish!

They play that on Hulu. If this happened (a teenage girl went to visit all of her Myspace friends in real life), she would be raped and killed before she hit house #5. What is this even a commercial for -- some sort of Microsoft phone?

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i'm always scared of accidentally clicking on one of the "korny _____ girls" threads while at work.

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I have an archive of old vhs videos somewhere my parents recorded of me when I was young with friends playing video games and building legos etc. Now I want to brush off the dust and remember those good times.

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^^ don't do it. i lugged two boxes of legos from my folks house to my mansion with the idea of having a lego corner to while out in... i didn't play with them and my dog almost choked.

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^i think he means brushing off the dust on them old home videos.

i say do it. if u want to be a sweet son, convert those vhs to dvd's and give them to your parents. last year my parents found old ass VHS home videos of me as a toddler and converted them into DVD's. then they watched them everyday for liek a month

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you couldn't figure that shit out without trying it?

real uppers don't need advertisements.

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5 hr energy put me to sleep for 5 hrs

time to get super fucked up tonight, yessss

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you couldn't figure that shit out without trying it?

real uppers don't need advertisements.

Mixing real uppers with them seems to make the sum greater than the parts though...

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going to philly with the fam for my mom's 50th today

so excited for dim sum, haven't had it in probably 6 months

dim sum is so fucking good

edit: these things are my favorite, so slimy and delicious

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What a weird night. Whiskey x 10. End the night with wine (stupid). Like 4 different people tell me how well-dressed I always am. Have a quick conversation about Supleme+++ and Visvim (if you knew where I lived, you'd know that's fucking weird). Black out.

Jesus today's hangover is going to be awful.

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I'm coming to the realization that I haven't put any effort into school this entire semester and that this research paper is going to make me pay for it. I forgot how to do this shit

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I said I was only going to drink a beer, somehow I didn't stop after one. where is the Tylenol? maybe I should eat some in n out to settle my stomach.

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I said I was only going to drink a beer, somehow I didn't stop after one. where is the Tylenol? maybe I should eat some in n out to settle my stomach.

had to meet up with a group of people i was 'friends' with in college (this is 8 years ago by now) and I got there last night and realized I didn't like any of those people, they are all genuinely terrible human beings, all completely two faced, completely lacking in sense of humor and sophistication, and completely underachieving ugly people.

Ended up drinking like 2 liters of beer and I ordered 3 of those big bottles of sake, so I wouldn't have to talk to those people so much. They all got scared because I kept ordering bottles and they weren't cheap and they thought they were gonna have to split the bill, but they didn't say anything, and I just got drunker and drunker. One guy even said 'aren't you drinking a little much?' and I said 'duh' and they eventually brought the bill. Everyone freaked out, it was a little rich for their blood I guess. I was sitting next to this guy at the table who has thought he is better than me for like 8 years (always an idiot hardcore Korean Christian hypocrite from lowly means concept) and I pulled $300 out of my wallet and threw it at him, guy was pissing me off all night. haha.

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I got rocked while sparring (boxing) for the first time today. Didn't see the punch that did it but I think it was a right. No stars, but I bad enough to 'buzz the tower' and make me seriously glad I was wearing my mouthguard / helmet.

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my friend came by to visit me at work earlier on her way to the Paper Source for her wedding invitations and since then i've been in this whole wedding-planning mood. i'm gonna be one of her bridesmaids so i'm thinking of dresses, hairstyles, accessories and i was giving her suggestions on her wedding song. i've also been looking up hipster weddings cause they're really cute :T

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Ended up drinking like 2 liters of beer and I ordered 3 of those big bottles of sake, so I wouldn't have to talk to those people so much. They all got scared because I kept ordering bottles and they weren't cheap and they thought they were gonna have to split the bill, but they didn't say anything, and I just got drunker and drunker. One guy even said 'aren't you drinking a little much?' and I said 'duh'...

I pulled $300 out of my wallet and threw it at him, guy was pissing me off all night. haha.

Fuck yeah.

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turned on Neighbors Know My Name by Trey Songz before smashing my girl

and right when we got started my neighbor started

knock

knock

knock

knock

knockin on my wall

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