Random Thoughts...

[salaryman]

published philosophers are smart.

angsty suburban teenagers are genius.

but,

internet monkeys are the wisest of all.

[american_hearts]

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[lotek01]

i think philosophers just smoked pot and bummed all day, and only have credibility because they had beards. give a hobo a pen and paper and lots of time (which he has) and he'd probably come up with some pretty remarkable shit (about tacos or something)

[cyberPUNK]

get a livejournal.

[High Monika]

hahaha you guys. You guys are silly.

i cannot believe that i am still awake (and not tired)

my sleep schedule is completely fucked and it's ruining me i'm like a week behind on work and im exhausted during the actual day

Gotta pull an all-nighter then go to bed at the time you want to sleep each night. The tricky part of this is waking up the next day after 8-9 hours of sleep and not 12, which will negate the entire point.

Speaking of, I just pulled an all-nighter. Gotta love diet coke and caffeine pills. My heart hurt for a little while but I'm good now.

[amardeep]

^^ all that from jersey, eh?

Hahaha Jersey gets shit on worldwide

[fallen angels]

Why is it that the biggest thing to come out of Taiwan in a minute is a fat kid who sings Whitney Houston songs?

he was just on Lopez Tonight and sang "Total Eclipse of my Heart" duet with William Shatner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_zYD3aekbk

[MharcI]

Having sex relatively early in a "serious" relationship. Good, bad idea, thoughts?

[ninetynine]

Hahaha Jersey gets shit on worldwide

Have you ever been there? I don't know catchusforthefoxes lives in Jersey, but I have family and family friends there and I always dread going to visit them because it really is horrible. Especially the Point Pleasant area.

With good reason, New Jersey is fucking miserable. I'm not from here originally and I hope I don't live here in a few years from now.

Having sex relatively early in a "serious" relationship. Good, bad idea, thoughts?

How early are we talking?

[MharcI]

A month or so

[cyberPUNK]

^ hahaha, that's not early b.

[ninetynine]

^ What he said, in fact any longer and i think you'll be overdue.

[pomata]

do it. I have never waited that long!

[MharcI]

Hahaha, I ain't trying to be a bitch or anything, but me and this girl got a great thing going, and before this I've always banged the girl no later than a week into it, and afterwards it began to disintigrate rather quickly.

I figured this time i'd wait a bit, we were going to last weekend, but she was on her period, so I kinda took it as a blessing in disguise...dunno

[schmoses]

ms gainsbourg's band was most impressive. ms gainsbourg's lighting designer deserves some sort of award. ms gainsbourg's balenciaga trousers incite drool.

[stuntastic]

I couldn't tell if some old dude was trying to impress his lady, and yell at me. My headphones were blasting. He got out of his car and gave me a stupid "I punked you!" look on his face.

Oh well... My lady and kid weren't with me, so no reason for me to get angry.

[samsikle]

sometimes it's just so right

[stuntastic]

I'm so glad that Emilio didn't win Project Runway. Fuckin cocky fuck.

[stuntastic]

FUCKIN HILARIOUS...

No idea where else to put this...

http://redtube.com/34727

The only part of the video that matters starts at 5:38 when they zoom out to the guy.

I can't stop laughing at this shit.

[crissyw]

sigh it's been a ridiculously long and shitty week

i wish next month would come sooner

[NatseOklim]

A relationship isn't serious after one month...

[younghwan91]

1)Motherfuckin' hungry

2)Go to a promising looking restaurant

3)Shit taste so crappy, ordered some 해물칼국수 all I got was 3 noodles and 1 shrimp.

4)Motherfuckin' mad.

[acidline]

Mharcl sex only ruins relationships if it sucks.

[fads]

we get it you are korean

GOD

1)Motherfuckin' hungry

2)Go to a promising looking restaurant

3)Shit taste so crappy, ordered some 해물칼국수 all I got was 3 noodles and 1 shrimp.

4)Motherfuckin' mad.

[broken_dubz]

Primary hyperoxaluria results in increased excretion of oxalate, with oxalate stones being common. The oxalalate in these common conditions is derived from dietary sources or is secondary to malasorption.

spot the typo.

[redX]

oxalalalalala

[Hendodo]

damn, wish unicorns were real....

[lotek01]

also, malabsorption

[broken_dubz]

also, malabsorption

shit, can't rep for bonus point

[wrong_move]

damn, wish unicorns were real....

my friends and i are shopping around for a unicorn horn dildo for some girl's birthday.