Random Thoughts...

[samsikle]

Happy birthday Sam ^ , tried to rep but must spread

If you are having trouble remembering and need to be refreshed with pics the next day, the party was definitly worth the hangover.

If you like Jameson, try "40 Creek" if you can find it. Very smooth stuff, and not overly expensive.

thank you! yeah i'll go try and find 40 creek. i went from being a vodka drinker to whiskey. mmm

[echoepidemic]

i didn't add sparkle broun because i dont know who it is

[crissyw]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMSiKLEZ <3

[Guest on-display]

happy birthday sam!

[samsikle]

thanks guys! my actual birthday isn't until tuesday. i have work and i think two exams that day. after i get outa class my friends are gonna smoke me out (hopefully)

[inc abs man]

Making a 500 topic at gamefaqs is so damn hard...

[alexryb]

how do i become a member of hipinion?

[acidline]

skiniks I gotchu,

[Scais]

i wish i were a robot

[epitaph220]

just noticed the "44-" in my rep. feel free to +/- me.

superstitious chinese concepts

[icandunkonu]

this weekend i introduced myself to every girl i met as "Amilio Sanchez" and managed to get with the girl i been diggin on

[azn8oi]

"hola! yo soy el unico chino en esta fiesta" to any hispanic girl, at a majority hispanic party. it has never failed me before.

[Francis Xavier]

[bouwnt]

"The Hart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing." -- Pascal :rolleyes:

[stuntastic]

I hate people.

Same dumbass friend with logic of a pigeon...

At 6 he said to call him at 8:30, cuz he wanted a nap. And he also only wanted to be out for less than an hour, cuz he wanted to get to bed early...

Why not just meet up at 6, resulting to you being able to get to bed earlier, and sleep longer? Hm...

Saw him driving around at 7.

Where's that nap?

[Blicero]

Sometimes when I buy something really trivial like shoelaces I feel compelled to apologize to the cashier. For diminishing both our spirits.

[Bigyen]

What if Skynet made the Matrix?

[stuntastic]

Dumbass friend is running late, cuz he's a dumbass...

I tells him I can't get coffee from my lady, cuz shes gonna be off from work soon. He tells me "starbucks."

1) If I can get something for free or pay for something, I'd go with the free.

Then he says "tell her to get it for you and reheat it, when we get her."

Me... "No."

He says "it's the same thing."

No dumb bitch, it's really not.

Freshly made shit ESPECIALLY COFFEE, tastes completely different from reheated shit, pre-grounded shit, all that shit...

Same dumbass who thinks that "all burgers tastes the same, except the sauce they use."

I can't wait to get my license, then I don't have to see this guy as often as I have to, till then.

[tac0tron]

Scavenge the supermarket for prom clothing, or just buy some fucking cheap shit?

[TTM]

hooked up last night with a recently divorced mother of one who had recently installed fake tits. they look great on the outside but aren't built for comfort when you get down to it. those things are fiiiiirrrrrrrmmmm

[AL-9000]

i wonder if its the same with a rejuvenated vagina....

[pieiskewl]

Commbat

don't you own a suit of your own man? the fuck

[Servo2000]

I finally had a legitimate reason to buy a pair of Rick Owens socks and the ones I needed aren't on eBay anymore. If anyone's got the "KILL ME" or whatever ones and can sell them / loan them to me even drop me a line.

[narwhal]

servo who's the guy in your avatar

[hellogoodbye]

batman's butler

[narwhal]

knew he looked familiar

what an illustrious career

[Servo2000]

[zissou]

Standing in line at the deli, listening to a fat family of seven talk about how much they like 'fatty ham', ordering 'orange salad' that looked to be 90% Cool Whip, then trying to decide if they want to buy apples so they can 'CARmel them' was a real test of my fucking patience. I wanted to vomit all over them.

[Blicero]

Standing in line at the deli, listening to a fat family of seven talk about how much they like 'fatty ham', ordering 'orange salad' that looked to be 90% Cool Whip, then trying to decide if they want to buy apples so they can 'CARmel them' was a real test of my fucking patience. I wanted to vomit all over them.

Mom my hates fat people. She used to glare at fatties eating ice cream cones in public when I was a little kid.

[capa]

last week of finals and all I want to do is get stoned and watch action movies.