superconfessional

[billy.]

shhh it's me, casper.

[Lab]

shorty that is why your vagina is loose.

but yo, y it horizontal too? :confused::confused::confused::confused:

[inaya]

haha...

1234

[Lab]

eggs gonna hatch

[joey_formal]

two dudes one night, quite the accomplishment, better hope they where from your school and not down the block.

[Guest jmatsu]

those weren't really morning after pills. they were tic tacs.

[M.O.A]

oh snap

kids are like the worst std you could get

[Lab]

jizzin' down the block

[Guest jmatsu]

oh snap

kids are like the worst std you could get

yo u was hypebeast, right? so u should know that odb used to get welfare checks by not having bitch drink the morning after pill.

[TransparentCranium]

(attention) whore?

Edit:

A related confession of my prior bitchassness. I once dated a chick that I hooked up with while she was in a relationship. I spent a while fucking her while trying to convince her to date me. The original hookup was not just me and her but me her and another guy, (no mo.) She was also my boss. I was a bitchass.

[breams]

Sorry, I just mouseovered and it appeared

[julzkind]

daaaaaaaaaamn, nicotine. wtf?! hahaha.

i confess that my two friends and i just broke some bitch ass families car windows, egged and bologna'd the cars too and stuck bananas in the muffler.

dont fuck with my family.

[mr fluffernutter]

OH SHIT PTERODACTYL A BITCH

jaws of fury n shit. dive, munch, and gtfo.

uh uh uh uh

mesozoic reppin, evolutionary steppin, BoO preppin'

teeth sharp, shatter diamonds, bend steel

but delicate n' percise

make yo' bitch's clothes peel

so many scales, i balance 2 KIs of coke

got wings, so i stay fly -

even when im broke

product of nanaco!

NOooooooo!!!!

[skistar]

i confess that my two friends and i just broke some bitch ass families car windows, egged and bologna'd the cars too and stuck bananas in the muffler.

dont fuck with my family.

damn girl!!! dont go to jail on us now...

[julzkind]

damn girl!!! dont go to jail on us now...

watch out for the mugshots thread. i will be smiling.

and i confess that i dont know if i negged or +repped nicotine. =/

[ROYALEFATALE]

U BADDDDD.

i'm currently loving the iphone's style.com app

[mr fluffernutter]

nicotine is a BEAST! TWO NOTCHES IN ONE NIGHT?

[evisu 2000]

high five babyboooooo!

[evisu 2000]

maybe, and here's hoping, one of them might have been asian.

[mr fluffernutter]

"she's a ho'... for sho."

[evisu 2000]

yo man gimme change for a penny i pay for that

[julzkind]

"she's a ho'... for sho."

all i found was the chipmunk version...

PeaMr2EBvmw

[Knugget]

I walked out of the local Raplh's with a case of SmartWater and no one stopped me. I wonder if it has to do with me looking handicap.

[lawless]

this girl i once dated got gang banged at an old friend of mines birthday party awhile back. chick was tipsy and on bar's and from what i heard consented to having all holes filled to the birthday boy's brother and cousin. after they were through the chick was so lost she just let the birthday boy get his kicks (think Krilln from dbz with an extra 150 pounds on him)

i dated her in her pre-slut days.

I wouldn't be surprised if she's pregnant by now

bitch always said rubbers slowed it down.

thank god i dodge that bullet.

[branespload]

she said she couldn't reciprocate everything i did for her.. so she told me to let go. and when i offered to hold on, she pushed me away!

Q_Q

[wesc]

i must confess i find these sexual and felony type confessions a lot more enjoyable compared to my mundane life.

[jeepster]

i confess that i slept with two dudes and did not find out until the next morning.

i took the morning-after pill but, fuck..

why she b killing babies?? haha those guys nut inside!

CPQSMmznu_g

[dino might]

im a mess.

yesterday all i ate was a few handfuls of nuts and a slim jim thanks to the adderall. then i drank. then i got way too drunk. then i blacked out. this morning i come to find out i left my bag in the deli across the street and this girl whom i really like was nice enough to bring it up to my room where she found me half awake/coherent and way too blotto. apparently i got pissed at her and brought up this one time she didnt go to a show with me because it was too much, and chided her for wanting to stay with me because she was concerned at the state i was in. i feel horrible and now have to try to make it up some how.

im a mess.

[kunk75]

this is the funniest fucking reference on sufu in probably forever.

i wish they made chicks like nicotine when i was 18 and had some backed-up mayonaise to spray.

shhh it's me, casper.

[NatseOklim]

this is the funniest fucking reference on sufu in probably forever.

i wish they made chicks like nicotine when i was 18 and had some backed-up mayonaise to spray.

Yeah, I tried to rep for it but I couldn't. I lost my copy of kids