superconfessional

[Guest Phrost]

i confess that i slept with two dudes and did not find out until the next morning.

i took the morning-after pill but, fuck..

loose lips sink dicks

[jordanelias]

Today I woke up early so that I could have an easy morning and get to class on time.

Class started six minutes ago! How did this happen!?

[freecat]

happens to me every time. i should be in class now but i have to prepare my housemate's bday, cook a cake, send a few packages... i'll never have time.

can someone point me to the ugly girl thread ? i got some gem from facebook (not my friends hopefully).

[selaviso]

i totally gave up wearing socks with vans.... or any shoe. but now my feet are cold. fuck it.

[sushijerk]

Nicotine is awesome. This is the kind of confessionals we need to see vs. the "i wanted to talk to this girl and wussed out again" type.

Damn girl two dudes? What kinda time span? Both white? Did u at least let an asian brother watch?

[ExileOnMainSt]

im a mess.

yesterday all i ate was a few handfuls of nuts and a slim jim thanks to the adderall. then i drank. then i got way too drunk. then i blacked out. this morning i come to find out i left my bag in the deli across the street and this girl whom i really like was nice enough to bring it up to my room where she found me half awake/coherent and way too blotto. apparently i got pissed at her and brought up this one time she didnt go to a show with me because it was too much, and chided her for wanting to stay with me because she was concerned at the state i was in. i feel horrible and now have to try to make it up some how.

im a mess.

thats awesome

when i get blackout drunk I usually wake up embarassed, although I do not remember anything to be embarassed about, I guess Im just pre-embarassed for the up and coming stories of my drunk and disorderly conduct

the inherent embarrasment in the morning is classic

[kunk75]

and was it at the same time? if not, shower between or did you have a two-seed blend stirring around? Inquiring minds want to know.

Nicotine is awesome. This is the kind of confessionals we need to see vs. the "i wanted to talk to this girl and wussed out again" type.

Damn girl two dudes? What kinda time span? Both white? Did u at least let an asian brother watch?

[gaydad]

i confess that i slept with two dudes and did not find out until the next morning.

i took the morning-after pill but, fuck..

no offense but you are an inspiration for me to be a good father...

[chronoaug]

nic- Shit, there were two of em'? Daym gurl. Werk

I still don't understand why girls try to talk to me while i'm playing video games or beer pong tourney or the arcade basketball shooting game at a bar. I'm not listening to you, so you may as well just wait.

Also, does dominating a bunch of douchebags at a beer pong tourney, downing natty lights make me a bro? How about if i wore my vintage lacoste jacket today? Damn...

[NatseOklim]

When I was 18 I won a holiday to a Club Med in Florida for myself and a friend. We drunk half a bottle of tequila and half a bottle of vodka on the plane and when we arrived (late evening) we drank the rest in the hotel room. Woke up the next day not remembering anything but finding puddles of sick in about 8 different places in our room and all the furniture turned over.

[sidneylo]

I hope nicotine was plowed by two white guys, just so it'll be another step forward for the As-Am female community.

[dunkin deeznuts]

I hope nicotine was plowed by two white guys, just so it'll be another step forward for the As-Am female community.

only if they made her wear a conical straw hat and play GI invade my village!!!

[kunk75]

my asian brothers-

if it helps even the score i am happy to shove chopsticks up two random CWGs cooters on my next coffee break. lemme know.

[sidneylo]

my asian brothers-

if it helps even the score i am happy to shove chopsticks up two random CWGs cooters on my next coffee break. lemme know.

Mmm nyotaimori…

[kunk75]

^haha. i'm surprised I have to say. this kind of attention-grabbing behavior strikes me odd for nicotine. (10)

[bernt]

^haha. i'm surprised I have to say. this kind of attention-grabbing behavior strikes me odd for nicotine. (10)

Jimmyc's flashing (10) gif would be a bit more suitable here.

[jl3969]

nicotine you dumb cunt. will somebody volunteer to cum in her mouth just to slap it out?

[wesc]

whoa whoa... getting a lil tooo harsh ... no ?

[gaydad]

No One Realize The Real Issue!!

Thats HOW STD SPREAD A LOT!

[kunk75]

yeah, a bit harsh IMO. I was joking and all, but it's her life. and take away screwing and life isn't much.

nicotine you dumb cunt. will somebody volunteer to cum in her mouth just to slap it out?

[TransparentCranium]

So, what was the payout?

[e0d9n0b5]

well if she didn't mention the "and I didn't remember it" part I would congratulate her, I'm all for eradicating double standards. I mean, 2 in one night would be a good thing for me.

Its just that I don't know how much longer we have until her vagina becomes such a large vacuum that it envelops all of humanity as we know it.

[evisu 2000]

[evisu 2000]

[bernt]

[higgs boson]

^ is that a black hole I see?

[Guest jmatsu]

[chronoaug]

dear lord what has happened in this thread

[mrip]

nicotine happened

[Thorns]

I'm gonna go ahead and defend nicotine....

Who cares. Slept with two people in one night. I've been trying to do that for most of my adult life. I've slept with tons of people and yet nobody on this board would throw derogatory comments at me. Its the classic male vs female bias. She's a good looking girl and more power to her.

(I will now cower in the corner and prepare for neg repathon 2k8)