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theres a little gecko thatsbeen living in my room for like a week and i dont want to kick him out cause he looks pretty cute esp when he hangs out near my plastic animal collection, next to the dinosars, he looks like one of them, i tried to take a picture but he scooted off

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please let it be this

1vxVyaYuGYE

it'll be so cool

This is going to be my wedding song

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My favorite song

if she disagrees, she's a ho and she's getting this as the wedding song

LFhEL-hjxqs

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I'm getting my wisdom teeth out on Monday. I'm eating everything delicious I can think of in the next few days.

if delicious means percodan, than delicious is great!

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I was thinking we could do Thriller...

I had to learn the dance and choreography to thriller and than perform it to 100 people with 9 peers a few years ago. It was really sad. I'll teach you if you aint got dem mj steps already in your head

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yeah, that is a shame. Same thing happened to this guy who was my 7th grade science lab partner, happened a few years ago.

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Related to the how your friends dress threak:

I have this one friend, who I used to run around with a bit in my late college days; I thought he was a bit dumb at the time. Flash forward about 3 years, and now he is out of college as well, living and working with his brother, discovering life I suppose. The last time I talked to him was over AIM several months ago, he was asking me where to find neon Dunks. He wears Ed Hardy and Rock and Republics and basically dresses like a complete asshole.

I saw on the facebook that dude is going to Korea the same time as us, perhaps taking the same class at the same school as us as well. I can't even associate with this dude anymore, it's gonna be fucking embarrassing if he's up in my area.

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you could always be the guy that acts friendly but is really ambiguously making fun of (yet at the same time enabling the douchebaggery) of that ed hardy guy.

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i watched someone break their "vegan diet" last night by caving in and swallowing a whole 8" pastrami.

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i watched someone break their "vegan diet" last night by caving in and swallowing a whole 8" pastrami.

did you laugh and yell "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?" at them?

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nah, cus he doesn't eat vegan for religious purposes. I did smh though.

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It's hard to watch a man in the depths of a binge, but styling on people is a religion.

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nah, cus he doesn't eat vegan for religious purposes. I did smh though.

I've seen six vegetarians eat meat in my presence. The most surprising instance was a girl who broke with vegetarianism to eat Lunchables.

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I've seen six vegetarians eat meat in my presence. The most surprising instance was a girl who broke with vegetarianism to eat Lunchables.

i go with this indian vegetarian to mexican joints, and watch him order nachos or bean and cheese burritos, while we eat all-meat burritos dripping with grease on the bottom. i want to see him cave in too.

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im going for kalbi and bulgogi with the sufu la asian crew tonight.

i hope they have samgyopsol.

i invited 2 white people, donno if they will show up.

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i dont think he likes kimchi and rice, like koreans do.

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i often make plans to hang out with girls, and then sit at home and don't respond to texts/calls because i'm really lazy and don't feel like driving

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I just dreamt that I was part of a covert operation to take down some elite mob force in Mexico by relying on a heavy arms supplier and surveillance center disguised as a blue and yellow taco truck.

Damn you, superfuture..

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that bokko team that dismal posted is winq and me, 2006.

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