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obviously wasnt tg, she dwarfs me. my jimmy wouldnt be able to reach. but, wasnt 2000 either. i think its best to keep the mystery meat a mystery.

damn, Im kinda surprized you didnt tap my old girl. I guess she ain't really cute no more.

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no, because A. I don't let her leave the house, B. he is breathing and doesn't have a bowie knife shoved up his anus and C. kunk's wife get's love multiple times a week. after kunk, she can take no more.

could it have been kunk's wife?
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my mistake. and to believe for a moment i doubted your potentcy...

let this be a lesson to all considering kunk's wife. if you want to keep your anus bowie knife free remember the A. B. C's of kunks wife.

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if it wasn't 2000's gal, then it probably could've been one of mine? In that case, no love lost for me, I hope you got to squirtin. pm me to verify? (not for you to verify, I mean for me, hair color/general defining features/perceived socioeconomic status in lieu of name)

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Fucking hell, now I'm curious as everyone! Thanks alot! T, you gonna own up now?

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duuude!!!! serious, i dont munch on my friends digestives!! serial!!! before this gets out of hand, it wasnt drews, daniels or briguys ladies. id never do it to a buddy. and anyway, im pretty sure they were broken up, it was more of an ex-girl but funny story none the less.

buy me a couple soju's next time im in seoul and you'll probably get it out of me, but its definatly staying a mystery till then.

yall must be fucking with mad superfreakz to think its your girls when they dont have conceivable links to the highstreet! hope you rubbered up.... hahahah!!!!!

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well, there are a lot of them floating around out there, so I just figured... :D

also, PSA: Winq and I are going to Seoul in a few weeks, with some cash to splash and squirtins for the hurtins, so you guys probably don't want to fuck anything that looks decent in Seoul for the next year or so, lest you get sloppy seconds...

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well, there are a lot of them floating around out there, so I just figured... :D

also, PSA: Winq and I are going to Seoul in a few weeks, with some cash to splash and squirtins for the hurtins, so you guys probably don't want to fuck anything that looks decent in Seoul for the next year or so, lest you get sloppy seconds...

yeh right man... haha

you gonna be around in seoul this spring/summer? im probably moving over for a year, depending on which designers are decent, im applying for work in tokyo too so ill take which ever looks most interesting, but either way ill be spending some time in seoul so we should try and synchronise..

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related story: (of course)

When having just moved into a flat in Sungbuk-dong a few years ago, I had an outgoing Floridian roommate and a quieter, cooler English roommate. The American said he'd gone to McDonald's and met some new guy and that we were gonna hang out with him, and I asked him how they'd met. He said he was eating a Big Mac and saw a black guy so he gave him a peace sign and they chit chatted.

Black guy rolls up, and we introduce ourselves...

him to me, in 7-11: 'yo where you from?'

me: '(city name here)'

him: 'what?! yo I'm from (city here) too, do you know __? ___? ___? ___Kim? '

me: 'yeah I used to bone her in freshman year'

him: 'oh i was tapping that last year during our internship' 'oh wait... you were first....'

me: '...yeah.... nice to meet you'

Because of our newly discovered link, we become decent friends for a couple years. Last summer, standing at a bar, I see a girl staring at the side of my face. Lo and behold, it is Miss Kim, glue of two men's friendship. I realize I don't have much to say to her, so I call up that dude and tell him who I have run into, and he was standing outside the bar anyway. He runs in, and it was certainly a sight to see, the three of us....

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egpt got some serious hangups with soepom...

tommy is a tease!

ahahah. sorry if that isn't the case and you 2 are still together

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also, suckdick... don't you all have roughly the same measurements?

lib is white?

suckdick is shorter than me. has smaller shoe size, smaller waist. same chest size.

mass is shorter than me. has smaller shoe size, smaller waist. larger chest size.

lib is shorter than me. has similar shoe size, smaller waist. larger chest size.

the fact that i know this shit makes me very depressed right now

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yeh right man... haha

you gonna be around in seoul this spring/summer? im probably moving over for a year, depending on which designers are decent, im applying for work in tokyo too so ill take which ever looks most interesting, but either way ill be spending some time in seoul so we should try and synchronise..

what a cock tease.......

related story: (of course)

Lo and behold, it is Miss Kim, goo of two men's

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ahahah. sorry if that isn't the case and you 2 are still together

hahaha! they probably get married.

Guest jmatsu
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i wish them the best, but i wanna know the details.

like who stepped 2 who. what was said.

tweedle: "the fades of my denim are beautiful, but not as beautiful as your chinese ass!"

i can imagine sopoem raping the shit outta tweedles.

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