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as a kid i had alot of random nose bleeds up until middle school. it was probably from eating all those chocolates and strawberrys. and being fat.

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I wonder if the hotel im staying at will care that i completely destroyed one of their towels by letting my flat heads dry on it after a soak. Whateva. Ima drop that shit in the hamper by the pool. Good luck finding who's towel that was hotel bitchesss

i did the same thing a few times in japan.

straight into the washing hamper in the hallway they went. sorry folks....

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they broke up (i think), but, stil a pretty funny story, he is one of the big members too, aint no newbie :s

:)

continue. who dat ninja?

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I really want to smash my girls mom.

given the opportunity, plenty of liquor, and some lame game I could probably make it happen. I'm not planning on marrying this girl, so I have to go for it... right?

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I really want to smash my girls mom.

given the opportunity, plenty of liquor, and some lame game I could probably make it happen. I'm not planning on marrying this girl, so I have to go for it... right?

i know exactly how you feel and yes you have to go for it. seriously. the reward is worth the risk.

and of course, pending a successful outcome, pics or it never happened

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my new carhartt double knee jeans are the stiffest raw denim ive ever felt, feels like balancing a refrigerator on your crotch.

im also extremly sick of studying for this test I should have done after last christmas..

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i er, totally boned a sufu'ers missus. sorry dude.

where was this great deed done? who...spill dirt. pm now!

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I have a hypothesis based on logic and geography!

yeah, he b in korea and from eng landz. tell me your hypothesis. no harm done in best educated speculation. if it mach my suspect, you get rep.

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yeah, he b in korea and from eng landz. tell me your hypothesis. no harm done in best educated speculation. if it mach my suspect, you get rep.

totally boned justhaja

Guest jmatsu
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totally boned justhaja

who highstreet or you? that not possible. she got yellow fever.

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who highstreet or you? that not possible. she got yellow fever.

lulz i joke i joke.

i did not tho.

i r not azn. thnkfully.

i guarantee it was satan omen death, yo.

Guest jmatsu
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lulz i joke i joke.

i did not tho.

i r not azn. thnkfully.

i guarantee it was satan omen death, yo.

oh word?...not really my kinda girl, but at least homeboy got his nut on...

Guest jmatsu
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sex.gif

i have no idea why, but this gave me a pink boner. not even that great. why suddenly my little son start stirring? is strange

this give boners?

Guest jmatsu
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you got anymore?

you mean unobvious shit that gives me a boner? not really...would make a good thread though.

i dunno this kinda stirred my loins. don't know why. she not even gud lookin.

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it wasnt satan omen death, although we did meet up a while back (with rich of course, and strictly platonicz).

shes fucking cute, i'd be tempted to try my luck if she was single.

i dont think i can say who it was, it was a bit of a fucked up situation to tell the truth, i just saw the opening (pardon the pun) and gave my sweetbreads a quick wetting.

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it wasnt satan omen death, although we did meet up a while back (with rich of course, and strictly platonicz).

shes fucking cute, i'd be tempted to try my luck if she was single.

i dont think i can say who it was, it was a bit of a fucked up situation to tell the truth, i just saw the opening (pardon the pun) and gave my sweetbreads a quick wetting.

well at least tell me this- was girlie a freak? u hit is raw-daddy? how beig b the big english muffins?

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