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i often make plans to hang out with girls, and then sit at home and don't respond to texts/calls because i'm really lazy and don't feel like driving

AHAAHAHAHAHAH sound like me lol

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this cougar chick found me on fb.

weird we hooked up and now shes stalking me. i dont really even wanna try to fuck her now.

(prob will just for the notch...pump and dump)

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another weird one.

my style forum and Sufu post counts are almost exactly equal

Sufu

join date: Jun 2007

location: Interstella 5555

posts: 503

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Join Date: May 2007

Location: Interstella 5555

Posts: 502

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that bokko team that dismal posted is winq and me, 2006.

BOKKKOOOOOOOOOO

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some mediocre lookin asian chick bumped her hoochie against my knee a few times on the bus this morning. i'm pretty sure she did it on purpose. i kinda liked it, but not enough to bother talking to her.

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I wonder if the hotel im staying at will care that i completely destroyed one of their towels by letting my flat heads dry on it after a soak. Whateva. Ima drop that shit in the hamper by the pool. Good luck finding who's towel that was hotel bitchesss

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i go with this indian vegetarian to mexican joints, and watch him order nachos or bean and cheese burritos, while we eat all-meat burritos dripping with grease on the bottom. i want to see him cave in too.

not gonna happen

ive thought about breaking veg but i dont want to feel sick after eating meat

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fuck I am leaving for college in 4 days fuck I am sad but also realizing I never really had friends here and that no one is really interested in me and I want to lash out at everyone due to separation anxiety and I am so sick of all of this and I feel no want of leaving and my fucking wisdom teeth hurt (need to come out) and I'm so sick of talking to my ex because I don't talk to anyone else even though I've buried my emotions towards her fuck fuck fuck fuck

I wanna fucking punch someone in the face right now.

Pineapple Express was really funny. I expected more blood/guts, but the car chase was so good.

fuck.

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i have never had a bloody nose in my entire life. EVER. (0)

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I used to be prone to random nose bleeds, like really bad ones, at inopportune times.

once in high school I was talking to a girl and a pint of blood fell out of my nose anime style. The sound of it splattering on the floor was ridiculously unsettling.

As I walked down the hall to the nurse, the disciplinarian asked who punched me and I said no snitching as I carried the blood in my hand that I held to my face for added drama.

later i said I was just kidding and i was prone to random nosebleeds. It doesn't happen that much anymore, if at all, and I've never found a trigger for it, but this is the one of the few times in recent memory that will go down as an incident. Waking up coughing up blood does that.

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I had a nose bleed the other day at a fancy restaurant... apparently it can be casued due to calcium(?) irratation on the weak cells on the inside of the nose? can be fixed easily by doctor, or try eating lots a vit c to strengthen blood cell things

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er, I eat a lot of vitamin C. Fruit is a major part of my diet. Get lots of calcium. Anyhow, I used to go to the doctor for it, but I can't exactly remember what came out of it.

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for the love of fuck watch Bender's Big Score now or you'll forever be anchored to a rock

NOW NOW!

just repeating this.

if jurassic bark continues to haunt your soul (like any normal human being) for the love of god watch this!

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I like watching people try to pay with credit cards in cash-only restaurants.

Yeah it's like a rich person equaliser, I think "Buy your way out of this one chump" hehe

same goes for expensive cars broken down on side of road

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This morning as I ate my cereal and read the back of the Smacks box, I watched as hundreds of ants poured out from the bottom. I pressed my hand down to the counter, quickly ending more than half of them, and picked off the rest with my finger. Afterwards, I Windexed the counter and continued eating my cereal. My Corn Flakes/Smacks had gone soggy, and I found only one ant in my cereal bowl, but my appetite was not deterred.

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