superconfessional

[Guest jmatsu]

i have no idea why, but this gave me a pink boner. not even that great. why suddenly my little son start stirring? is strange

this give boners?

[Le Buttsecks]

you got anymore?

[Guest jmatsu]

you got anymore?

you mean unobvious shit that gives me a boner? not really...would make a good thread though.

i dunno this kinda stirred my loins. don't know why. she not even gud lookin.

[thomas_highstreet]

it wasnt satan omen death, although we did meet up a while back (with rich of course, and strictly platonicz).

shes fucking cute, i'd be tempted to try my luck if she was single.

i dont think i can say who it was, it was a bit of a fucked up situation to tell the truth, i just saw the opening (pardon the pun) and gave my sweetbreads a quick wetting.

[Guest jmatsu]

it wasnt satan omen death, although we did meet up a while back (with rich of course, and strictly platonicz).

shes fucking cute, i'd be tempted to try my luck if she was single.

i dont think i can say who it was, it was a bit of a fucked up situation to tell the truth, i just saw the opening (pardon the pun) and gave my sweetbreads a quick wetting.

well at least tell me this- was girlie a freak? u hit is raw-daddy? how beig b the big english muffins?

[Leonard Leroy]

wow, I think Lily Allen is pretty hot again. Although I might be looking at old pictures because there's a descrepency in hotness between all the titty pictures that out there. But she's adorable in most of them. But not the ones where she's blond.

And what the fuck Katy Perry (with that fucking annoying song) bears an uncanny resemblance to Zooey Deschanel. My mind can't take this.

[Jkissi7]

I feel like going into work hungover tomorrow morning

[mrip]

what the hell are you talking about leroy

sup

[Corbin Law]

i bet thomas highstreet smashed tg76

who else would be worthy of such an honorable bone.

[Tyro1]

I got a couple of text messages from some random who obviously had the wrong number, so I started writing back

[Tyro1]

ps some start a poll thread about who tom boned.

[Leonard Leroy]

o snap

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[Lab]

i wore cape today

yes it was 80 degrees

whatever, i was inside

suck my dick

i also won 100bux.

so fuck haters and fuck failure

cuz i aint havin any of yallz shit.

[Gouf]

so high i thought i was reading shit talking thread. jmats animated picture tripped me out with its use of the smudge tool

[Tyro1]

yo Lab, you said you were going to post picture of cape? what up?

[Arcane]

I'm seceretly looking at the work my co-workers are doing and god damn I despise them. Total lack of vison and only following in the footsteps of others

Aaargh!

[sistersuzie]

I have two job interviews tomorrow, the salary is better than what I have right now, but I don't think I'm gonna go.

The two places are really far and hard to access if you don't have a car (I don't even have a license). And the job they want to offer me is kindda similar to the one I have right now, and I'd have to get some kind of certificate, which I don't feel like getting.

It seems like it's far from what I want...

[Egpt]

it wasnt satan omen death, although we did meet up a while back (with rich of course, and strictly platonicz).

shes fucking cute, i'd be tempted to try my luck if she was single.

i dont think i can say who it was, it was a bit of a fucked up situation to tell the truth, i just saw the opening (pardon the pun) and gave my sweetbreads a quick wetting.

soepom lael

[sawyer]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

als o i'm really confused right now.

wait what

mass is asian and canadian

i am injun and overworked

lib is new yorker and likes nn tanks

also, suckdick... don't you all have roughly the same measurements?

lib is white?

[landho]

I have two job interviews tomorrow, the salary is better than what I have right now, but I don't think I'm gonna go.

The two places are really far and hard to access if you don't have a car (I don't even have a license). And the job they want to offer me is kindda similar to the one I have right now, and I'd have to get some kind of certificate, which I don't feel like getting.

It seems like it's far from what I want...

You should go because you made the interview, or at the very least call ahead to cancel.

[sistersuzie]

true say. I was gonna do that. I feel bad about not going. But it would be very pointless. If I wanna quit my job because I don't like what I do, doing exactly the same thing somewhere else would just be a waste of time.

[dunkin deeznuts]

soepom lael

uh oh...do we have a winner?

[brentos]

so i've been dating this girl.

for almost 2 months now.

and we're into each other and all...but i have a feeling she's more into the idea of us together more than she's actually into us being together. naturally, i don't wanna be around a bitch like that.

time to confront her about it, i guess.

[midnight]

time to confront her about it, i guess.

dont forget to tap first.

[kunk75]

that's okay, as long as she's into the idea of anal, threesomes, ATMs, gorilla masks and cleveland steamers too.

so i've been dating this girl.

for almost 2 months now.

and we're into each other and all...but i have a feeling she's more into the idea of us together more than she's actually into us being together. naturally, i don't wanna be around a bitch like that.

time to confront her about it, i guess.

[ExileOnMainSt]

^^ haha lolz whats a cleveland steamer? shitting on a girl's chest?

the reference to the dirty city of cleveland (whatup julz) leads me to this conclusion

[kunk75]

The Cleveland steamer is a form of coprophilia, where a person defecates on a partner's chest.[4] [5] The term received news attention through its use in a U.S. Congress staff hoax email and being addressed by the United States Federal Communications Commission.[6]

i call it a chili dog when coupled with a titty fuck.

[jpgm]

there aint nothin quite like a chili dog on a sunday afternoon...

[2000dB]

i er, totally boned a sufu'ers missus. sorry dude.

that ain't what she told me du, but whatever I know you like bragging online

also haven't fucked that girl since 13/04/07, so I fail to see the whole point. maybe you wanted to sip on my jimmy juice D:

or are you talking about some other bitch?

[thomas_highstreet]

three edits and im stil lost.

did i fuck you when i was drunk 2000!? i didnt even know i could get a bonk-on after my half a lemonade shandy... haha.. no seriously, i know what your getting at but not sure i gotted what you were getting.

p.s. arent internet fashun communities kinda made for bragging? ie. my lavins are more patent than urs. etc.