superconfessional

[salaryman]

is it wrong i want to punch her in the face?

yes, keep your hands to yourself or so help me God I will pull this car over right now.

[freecat]

Punch her in the cunt, man

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[mpcec]

Make a belt and whip her with it.

[corter]

haha, thanks guys. leave it to the confessional to make me feel better, and realize my numerous options.

in all seriousness, it's like she's jumping infront of a speeding car. she knows we should probably stay out of each others way, i'm fine with that. instead she asks my roomate out to dinner (female as well) so she can come in, see me....it's just very aggravating. so i drown my sorrows in fernet, and wonder if i'm too attached to superfuture. oh boy.

[corter]

yea, i'm on the first floor and she's on the second. porn wouldn't do anything except make me feel like an idiot, honestly the thing that angers her the most is seeing me be completely fine and over the relationship. so i'm par for the course thus far, i just need a fucken punching bag or something to release some stress

[jeepster]

fuck college is some fast paced shit. There will be far less posting from me for a while.

gettin hyphy n shit.

[M.O.A]

i watch like 3 hours of the olympics a day

fucking ridiculous

[freecat]

i'm watching it since 2am and it's 6.20. I'll prolly fall asleep in front of it. and when i'll hang out with my friends tomorrow they'll remember the names and times because they watch the recap, and i'll have forgotten everything.

[the Repeater]

Corter, one of yous needs's's's to move out.

I speak from experience.

Bone her again after 3 months, and then 'x' her for life.

[mspark]

glad im not the only one on the late night olympics regimine.

[Lab]

i just got off work

class at 10am

yey

adv cell bio suck it dry

[Halifamous]

I am currently waitlisted for ALL OF MY CLASSES.

Worst one: Adv topics in Molecular bio has fucking 57 people waiting.

YAAAAAAAY.

[azn8oi]

I'm not particularly close to my dad; my mom and dad separated when I was around three years old. From age 6 until 14 I didn't see or talk to my dad at all, because my mom didn't allow it. The last time I saw him I was 16, when I visited Macau (the only legalized gambling city in all of China).

Last year when I went up to Shanghai to visit winq, I told my dad to come up and visit me too. He said sure, but luck wasn't on my side, I guess. The weekend he was supposed to come up, the Venetian Macau (world's largest casino) also opened up so he had to stay in town for business. Fucking great coincidence / lack of planning. I also didn't have time to visit him either.

Now, I have another chance to visit him. I'm supposed to fly into Macau tomorrow and stay at his place for a few days. I haven't seen him in five years; and guess what? HURRICANE.

There's probably an 80% chance that all in-coming flights will be canceled tomorrow.

What the fuck?

[jane]

i have these stickers from my fridge of different types of marine life

and theres this one of this fish and it says 'juvenile koran angel' which i read as juvenile korean angel and i thought it was some engrish translation

but today i found out its the actual name of the fish

[englandmj7]

i have these stickers from my fridge of different types of marine life

and theres this one of this fish and it says 'juvenile koran angel' which i read as juvenile korean angel and i thought it was some engrish translation

but today i found out its the actual name of the fish

Why haven't there been mass riots in Pakistan over this yet?

I foresee the burning of many blue fish effigies in the very near future.

[poly800rock]

I'm not particularly close to my dad; my mom and dad separated when I was around three years old. From age 6 until 14 I didn't see or talk to my dad at all, because my mom didn't allow it. The last time I saw him I was 16, when I visited Macau (the only legalized gambling city in all of China).

Last year when I went up to Shanghai to visit winq, I told my dad to come up and visit me too. He said sure, but luck wasn't on my side, I guess. The weekend he was supposed to come up, the Venetian Macau (world's largest casino) also opened up so he had to stay in town for business. Fucking great coincidence / lack of planning. I also didn't have time to visit him either.

Now, I have another chance to visit him. I'm supposed to fly into Macau tomorrow and stay at his place for a few days. I haven't seen him in five years; and guess what? HURRICANE.

There's probably an 80% chance that all in-coming flights will be canceled tomorrow.

What the fuck?

that sucks dude. let me know how everything turns out. when you out to singapore?

[landho]

A girl I hadn't seen since December sent me an e-mail. I replied:

Why not dinner this weekend? We could also watch a movie perhaps and I can paw you while doing so. Not very original, but my tastes have always been pretty pedestrian.

[johnnay]

^ sounds like a keeper!

[habia]

what movie?

[landho]

what movie?

Probably some arty. Last time I saw her, I took her to a wedding. Some old white woman scoffed when I told her she was my date. (The girl is white, I am not.) She had like ten drinks and then when we left to go back to my car, she took her shoes off and tossed them at me and then ran down the street, calling out, "Lan! Lan! Catch me!

Another girl told me that she wanted to watch The Dreamers and "lots of other erotic (but not pornographic) movies" with me.

[habia]

Sounds good.

and I will say this... but with hesitation since I hope you realize I am joking..

don't bother watching any real art with a girl though since it's not like she'll understand it.

[landho]

The whole problem with watching movies with girls is that you can never watch Starship Troopers or a martial-arts flick.

[ProfMonnitoff]

im watching the dark knight on a first date tomorrow

austria got a collective late pass with this movie

[djrajio]

im watching the dark knight on a first date tomorrow

austria got a collective late pass with this movie

My spider senses tells me that this will not be a good idea.

The movie is three hours long.

Movies are a terrible idea for a first date.

You want rapport and time to talk to build a connection.

By the time dinner + movie is done. It will be 4-5 hours.

She'll be tired.

Save the "movie date" for after you fuck her.

[ProfMonnitoff]

im perfectly aware but sometimes you need to have priorities.

[jeepster]

fuck.

some dude down the hall lost his key and was yelling all night.

I slept very little regardless.

shit.

[Charlie Delta]

^punch him in his cunt!

Clearly he deserves this...

[ROYALEFATALE]

i just got through no shorter than five hours worth of meetings in an eight hour shift

srsly wanted to die

[Arcane]

^punch him in his cunt!

Clearly he deserves this...

[corter]

bitch had my email password and read through everything....then pretty much broke into my place last night screaming and crying.

jeep: you'll get used to dorm life, i remember my first night my roomate blacked out on a bench outside. everyone except me went on a freedom kick and went crazy, i kinda just sat in my room and played music for a semester