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So you might remember earlier confession involving future RISD roomate: I had originally decided to tough it out and be the kid with the aggravating / hilarious roomate on the floor. Turns out that won't work, since I'm in the basement. With like two other rooms.

What the fuck.

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So you might remember earlier confession involving future RISD roomate: I had originally decided to tough it out and be the kid with the aggravating / hilarious roomate on the floor. Turns out that won't work, since I'm in the basement. With like two other rooms.

What the fuck.

???? so you have multiple rooms like a suite, if thats the case, it should be fine? fuck, i had to share my freshmen room with 3 other dudes. But just curious, how do you already know you won't be friends with this kid? a facebook profile? because my interests on facebook literally read "the internet and staying up late"....just saying

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Man, college is soft these days.

Back in my day you showed up on campus and you were locked in a cubicle sized hole with a kid who chewed his arm for fun, wet the bed, or liked robot porn.

You hated each other the first semester until you finally break down and get drunk together once. Then twice, and when you see him shotgun a beer you start to like the guy. Fast forward 12 years and he's chewing his arm as best man at your wedding.

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Man, college is soft these days.

Back in my day you showed up on campus and you were locked in a cubicle sized hole with a kid who chewed his arm for fun, wet the bed, or liked robot porn.

You hated each other the first semester until you finally break down and get drunk together once. Then twice, and when you see him shotgun a beer you start to like the guy. Fast forward 12 years and he's chewing his arm as best man at your wedding.

exactly. add the smoking or non-smoking questionere and you have my story. i picked the smoking room. you could smoke in your fucking dorm room. if that isn't a fire hazard for an 18 year old kid to openly smoke will piss drunk in his room, i dont know what is

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its really weird... colleges make invites to their incoming freshman on facebook and they have time to "connect" with other like-minded individuals attending the school.

and then you start adding buncha random ppl.. asking "whats your major" "where you from.. thats cool, lets be friends"

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its really weird... colleges make invites to their incoming freshman on facebook and they have time to "connect" with other like-minded individuals attending the school.

and then you start adding buncha random ppl.. asking "whats your major" "where you from.. thats cool, lets be friends"

we had mascot, which predates facebook. we used to call it freshmen fuck finder to try and remember the girls we hooked up with on friday night before we blacked out and went bucket

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"whats your major"

This is all you will hear for about the first 3 weeks.

We had this yearbook type thing as well. Called it the Dogbook, would use it to find random dates to dances. Usually we'd let a friend/roommate pick the girl you have to call, and vice versa.

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I know it'll be fine in the long run but it would've been nice to have gotten a roommate even just generic enough to not have to worry about coming back to my room to find him on an anime-porn-marathon.

Anyway, that's like four too many complaints out of me in as many days.

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exactly. add the smoking or non-smoking questionere and you have my story. i picked the smoking room. you could smoke in your fucking dorm room. if that isn't a fire hazard for an 18 year old kid to openly smoke will piss drunk in his room, i dont know what is

aaaahaha. By 18 i was a pretty heavy smoker, I froze my cartons in my roommates mini-fridge for freshness. That poor guy picked the smoking room because he went through high school smoking black and milds every Friday. They said that when I would hit the showers, the water would hit my hair and a cloud of smoke would rise, and that when they think of me in freshman year, they see the back an Asian dude's head and smoke billowing above it. My freshman year roommate is now my best friend btw.

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This is all you will hear for about the first 3 weeks.

We had this yearbook type thing as well. Called it the Dogbook, would use it to find random dates to dances. Usually we'd let a friend/roommate pick the girl you have to call, and vice versa.

holy shit, are you 40, salaryman?

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we are like the only dudes who remember Kids in the Hall, that is depressing.

I used to love Kids in the Hall....I went crazy in grade ten and watched every single episode over a summer and then became convinced that I was going to become a sketch comedian and then made a really corny video with my friends.

It was a dark point in my life. But I also met Mark Mckinney.

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