superconfessional

[dunkin deeznuts]

hey bro not every worked at the Kew Gardens Kinkos like you did.

i tried to get a job there in hs. didn't they pay like $10-$11 an hour?

But aren't you impressed now? Man, when I learned that, I had a spasm of joy, I made the O-face and the lady standing there next to me who was teaching me the ways of xerox completely understood.

i own that kinkos now

and dismalfuture....you are first on my list!! yeah thats u...guy in grey hoddy!

[dismalfuture]

but I know... now.

I'm on my iMac and your shitlist came out really big on my screen, is that A3 or A4 my dude?

[fadingblue]

I have to go pick up my brother from his friends house and I think I'm gonna ring the bell instead of calling him when I get there so I can maybe get a peek at her MILF ass mom

So mad, the friend opened the door.

[dismalfuture]

shieeeeeet that's why you gotta team up with your lil brother and text him your intentions in advance, make it work.

[Guest suckdick]

i really like this list

[kunk75]

you need to sit him down, man to man, tell him you're going to fuck his mom and let him know that he can either be with you or against you. just promise you'll be gentle.

So mad, the friend opened the door.

[DaBestSpoona]

The zodiac killer is hiding in caroll gardens!

[azn8oi]

i was a TA my senior year in high school and learned how to use the copy machine from that year of experience.

[dismalfuture]

and did you have a spasm of joy upon learning that copy machines have a stapler built-in, and they can do all that on their own?

[azn8oi]

no joy, cus my teacher, for some reason, expected me to just know that. I did make the o face though.

[High Monika]

I was told today at work I should use the copier for its staple abilities. I had printed off various different articles and made no copies so doing that would have been illogical.

Sorry, just wanted to join the discussion.

[dismalfuture]

Trust me dude, it may have not been your day, but when the day comes when you do have that rare opportunity to collate AND staple your copies, it is a great day. Man controlling machine, it's like the feeling you get from driving a great sports car on a race track.

[DaBestSpoona]

btw guys, the copier at my work can also scan docs and email them anywhere as a pdf.

[dunkin deeznuts]

u r all just jealous of my collating SKILLLLZZZZZZZZZZ!!

[kunk75]

multifunction system? tell me how the other half lives.

i'm wondering if mine can support the weight of a large-breasted cleaning lady in doggy position.

[DaBestSpoona]

multifunction system? tell me how the other half lives.

i'm wondering if mine can support the weight of a large-breasted cleaning lady in doggy position.

the minolta will allow you to fax/scan/email her belly to everyone on sufu

[dismalfuture]

btw guys, the copier at my work can also scan docs and email them anywhere as a pdf.

WHAT? Tell me the make and model, so I can add it to my xerox spotter's guide. Seriously though, that is pretty amazing. I use copiers like once a year but I really am impressed at all this shit.

[DaBestSpoona]

WHAT? Tell me the make and model, so I can add it to my xerox spotter's guide. Seriously though, that is pretty amazing. I use copiers like once a year but I really am impressed at all this shit.

minolta bizhub 350

[dismalfuture]

added to wish list.

I now know of some good ways in which to quit my future job now, muahaha.

[jeepster]

Though inaya and I are facebook friends, I am too afraid to post on her wall. I feel like I'd say something stupid, cause I have no interest in yoo-hoo or RO. I mean, I like yoo-hoo, but not that much.

[dismalfuture]

if anyone posted on my facebook wall about anything related to Rick Owens or yoohoo, I'd kill them. The embarassment I'd receive about being found out to be a fashion person or a google search that leads my friends to find out I've been making thousands of posts on an internet fashion forum may lead to my suicide.

[evisu 2000]

inaya hates yoo-hoo. better delete that post before she sees it!

[jeepster]

if anyone posted on my facebook wall about anything related to Rick Owens or yoohoo, I'd kill them. The embarassment I'd receive about being found out to be a fashion person or a google search that leads my friends to find out I've been making thousands of posts on an internet fashion forum may lead to my suicide.

oh word?

:confused:

[broneck]

note to self...kill dismalfuture via facebook

[mr fluffernutter]

my fax machine at work does one sheet at a time.

[m1sterko]

Though inaya and I are facebook friends, I am too afraid to post on her wall. I feel like I'd say something stupid, cause I have no interest in yoo-hoo or RO. I mean, I like yoo-hoo, but not that much.

do people find this okay to do?

jsut adding people on facebook? thought that be myspace level

[dismalfuture]

not really misterko. It's like when you start a new job, and you walk over to the coffee machine on the first day, maybe within a fwe hrs of starting, there has to be that dude, who will come over and say 'facebooked ya!' and you reply with... "yeah, i saw that. heh."

[kunk75]

jeep, what's your facebook name? i'll add you.

Though inaya and I are facebook friends, I am too afraid to post on her wall. I feel like I'd say something stupid, cause I have no interest in yoo-hoo or RO. I mean, I like yoo-hoo, but not that much.

[jeepster]

my fax machine at work does one sheet at a time.

my fax machine at home does one sheet at a time.

[m1sterko]

oh wow kunkzilla got/has a facebook.