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Can't believe I missed this the other day...really digging this Audrey Hepburn meets Courtney Love vibe you got here. At 5 feet 7, you have smooth, cream-colored skin and toned muscles. In the photo, your handbag rests in your right hand. Her left hand hangs like a star. Her vintage cardigan and miu miu skirt -- buckle slingbacks showing off her magnificent kept toes and a black boob tube are standard for a fashionista -- reveals a bare midriff.

At 5 feet 7 inches, your lightly brunette/strawberry blonde hair color complements your complexion, revealing your silky-smooth, slightly rose tinted skin. In the photo, your arms are stretched out to your sides. Her head is facing downward, as if she shying away from the camera out of embarassment. You are not convincing anyone. Her white Rick Owens top is underneath her blue/purple cardigan. The black slim fit jeans is completed with a chestnut brown captoe men's shoe, unfortunately concealing her magnificent toes. There will be another time...

First thought... yeah... corny/creepy/etc.

But they kinda remind me of reviews, lovingly done descriptions along the lines of stuff I'd read on basenotes when someone describes their favorite scent. He writes pretty well. And then there's the added akward enjoyment one gets with watching a really creepy yet comedic situation ala the british office or fumbled situations in teen comedies.

I guiltily hope he does more sufu commentaries... maybe he can creep out the guys by describing say... cottonduck or clopek in a very romantic light.

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I guiltily hope he does more sufu commentaries... maybe he can creep out the guys by describing say... clopek in a very romantic light.

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Just got two new credit cards and some how I found my way back to the future. Ah fuck

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this would imply that i puke. i don't puke.

If we ever come across one another at a meet up I want you to shotgun a beer while I punch you in the gut as hard as I can and we will see if the above statement actually holds water.

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Have you ever feel that you're not what you use to be? Like you remember how you were and how you use to feel about certain things, and then you notice that it's not the same. But not necessarely in a good way. its like, i don't know,... issues.

I feel like I lost so much confidence in myself in the last year, that fucks me up, kindda harsh

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this is called getting old.

man, i just got 20. Right now I don't think it's age, but something temporary. I don't wanna age like that.

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i'll rip the tits off a pigwoman, comma

annnnnd we need to take a short break

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either do I, and look at me now. BTW I plan to die at 40, so you're not alone.

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