superconfessional

[Leonard Leroy]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[kunk75]

did you meet her today? stay classy, kimi.

is she domninican? lips look awfully light.

[off bowery]

been talking to her on and off for about 2 months, finally saw her today. for the whole collection of pictures, buy the phone.

[Lab]

I actually do a ritual culling every once and a while.

Just deleting people who I haven't talked to in a while/I don't want to let see pictures of my bad habits.

i do dis often

if u update your fb status every 5sec, i will defriend

[kunk75]

i see the episiotimy scar on her chode.

[off bowery]

she smelt like toothpaste.

[kunk75]

where? choch? if so, was prolly the last guy's mint rubber.

[off bowery]

she claimed not to have had sex for 3 months, she broke up with her baby father, and yes shes dominican. she went wild on me though, she was doing the porn star move where they make the ass clap on your dick. shit was bombb, head wasnt bad either.

[kunk75]

did you eat the puss? cannot generally escape a dom/pr chick without eating it, not to generalize.

[off bowery]

hell no i didnt eat the puss. i do eat pussy, but not some random chicks pussy. she gave me heasd though, which was more than i hoped for.

if coco let me...

[broneck]

word, lil nigga kept banging on the doors too, knowing his whore mother was getting smashed out. phone is in marketplace btw, comes with nudes of me fucking said chick

i had a friend who sold blow, and he told me a story about how when he was younger (like 16) , he went to sell some guy in a shitty houseing complex a ball, and they went downstairs into some room, and started making with the transaction on the deep freeze...about 2 minutes into the deal some little kid, like 5 years old walks into the room and asks his dad if he can have a glass of water...my friend didn't go to housing complexes after that, and stopped selling to adults, he said the guy freaked out and screamed at the kid til he left the room, pretty convinced this 5 year old was gonna get the shit kicked out of him by his coked up dad.

[jimmyc]

Clopek!!!

This is your boss signed into jimmyc's account...

[kunk75]

it would be hysterical if some of off bowery's personal shit starts showing up for sale on niketalk.

[off bowery]

been there, done that. nt knows me, sufu knows me, but its still the internet so nobody really knows me

[englandmj7]

i had a friend who sold blow, and he told me a story about how when he was younger (like 16) , he went to sell some guy in a shitty houseing complex a ball, and they went downstairs into some room, and started making with the transaction on the deep freeze...about 2 minutes into the deal some little kid, like 5 years old walks into the room and asks his dad if he can have a glass of water...my friend didn't go to housing complexes after that, and stopped selling to adults, he said the guy freaked out and screamed at the kid til he left the room, pretty convinced this 5 year old was gonna get the shit kicked out of him by his coked up dad.

Your friend is a liar. What little kid asks for a glass of water ?

One time, Michael Jackson took a dump at my house.

[broneck]

the kind of kid who is too small to reach a counter.

or there's no glasses in the house cuz his dad spends all his money on coke.

[kunk75]

no, imeant if kimi had stolen your shit.

been there, done that. nt knows me, sufu knows me, but its still the internet so nobody really knows me

[off bowery]

oh, there wasd nothing to steal from me really. as it was 8am, i only had my phone, allet with 5 bucks in there and a metrocard. she could have taken my hoody, but i dont she realized it.

[evisu 2000]

+rep for 25 lighters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[off bowery]

i am chairman of the rereprected

[Spaghettini]

did a-ron smash kimi too?

[off bowery]

i dont share

[larssss]

i can't stop eating all dressed chips.

[timber]

I just bust a string off a mandolin and I was terrified it'd hit me in the eye like a live electricity wire and blind me.

[mr fluffernutter]

man i told you gotta take it slow no hard rock solo!

[Leonard Leroy]

i drew a lot of hard rock solos this morningish in isketch

[junglejane]

i drew a lot of hard rock solos this morningish in isketch

I was skimming thru superconfessional really fast and read "han cock solo"

mang they b some serious porno star wars drugs in the atmosphere

[Leonard Leroy]

that's a head-scratcher there ma'am

[skistar]

my ex randomly came into my work today and brought me a Sonic cherry lime-aide after not having said a word to each other in the 6 weeks since we broke up.

against my better judgement I still want to smash.

bad.

[evisu 2000]

zooey deschanel is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kewt++