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man i told you gotta take it slow no hard rock solo!

lol made me think of what my friend wrote:

(12:01:16 AM): no stop taking it easy

(12:01:23 AM): take it hardcore jackie

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I accidentally + repped that as343 douchebag and instead of adding a red block

I knocked off 2 of them.

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jimmy, you're slipping man... thats a bunch in the last couple days.

Need to sort your priorities out. Movin too fast.

I neg'd him to 4 red, did you undo this?

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i wish i was a meerkat so that i could close my ears

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I met this woman that makes a ton of money, is fun to be around, and gets drunk on two beers. Sounds perfect but, she has this problem with her ovaries. They're not doing something they're supposed to so she has a really hairy ass. I'm still trying to wrap my head around that. I might be too shallow.

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i didnt know ovaries were linked to ass hair! cool!!

today i watched

1) super high me (TWICE)

2) howl's moving castle

3) degrassi (WHAT)

today i ate

1) ice cream ( I NEVER EAT ICE CREAM)

2) chocolate (SAME AS ICE CREAM)

3) fiber cereal

i want my life backkkk

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There was girl for whom I care.

She got drunk easy and was quite fair.

But at one thing I did despair.

She was a carnie freak, a real rare mare,

Her ass was manly, covered in hair.

So I told her once and told her twice, baby, if you don't nair,

I'm fuck outta here, I did declare.

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i didnt know ovaries were linked to ass hair! cool!!

today i watched

1) super high me (TWICE)

2) howl's moving castle

3) degrassi (WHAT)

today i ate

1) ice cream ( I NEVER EAT ICE CREAM)

2) chocolate (SAME AS ICE CREAM)

3) fiber cereal

i want my life backkkk

NEVER eat ice cream or chocolate?! holy shittttt. how do you make it through nature's "gift"? i can see it now...

monthly pay-per-view japanese import thriller:

JANE vs. KING KONG + GODZILLA + MOTHRA

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I just went to a party where all my bosses were shithoused. I'm in a bunch of pictures looking very confused and very sober.

Tomorrow morning is gonna be funny.

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on that note, jonas brothers be moving into your city

and in just about 3 months away!1

http://news.postbulletin.com/newsmanager/templates/localnews_story.asp?z=35&a=353417

will you get autograph4 me?//

ive heard, theyre buying a home in the notoriously snotty vaquero neighborhood in westlake texas. population 207!! its the same town i go to school in, apparently one of them might go to my school, but not one my age, which is a bummer because its my dream to date a disney star, really

yeah i hate ice cream and chocolate, i dont know why i ate it

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but jane - you could never sex them up, they've all taken oaths of chastity!

no jonas sexy time for jane.

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ive heard, theyre buying a home in the notoriously snotty vaquero neighborhood in westlake texas. population 207!! its the same town i go to school in, apparently one of them might go to my school, but not one my age, which is a bummer because its my dream to date a disney star, really

yeah i hate ice cream and chocolate, i dont know why i ate it

but jane - you could never sex them up, they've all taken oaths of chastity!

no jonas sexy time for jane.

nooo this could be YOU!

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chastity ring, shmastity ring-im going to pop a jonas cherry

i dont know their names but the one to the left of me is the most doable

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nooo this could be YOU!

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what the FUCK. dude on far right... he's making hella money squirreling all these disney-addicted chicks ranging from 8-12 years old and he's fucking wearing AMERICAN EAGLE. what the fuck. jane, if you ever get close with one of em, surely you will fix this? he's setting a bad example. hahaha.

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i have a feeling hes the runt of the litter. gets leftovers

the middle one is the "bad-ass" with that edmond stare in which shivers crawl up my back... miley cyrus fucker...

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diamonds has a knack for isketch. We need to up the ante, $10 buy in. Get old boy his cluthingz finally.

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