superconfessional

[nappyhead jenkins]

fucking J dilla part was full of Posers and Profilers its too effin cold right now Meh

[Corbin Law]

more drunken breakdowns last night

every post-school dance party

contains one giant drunken breakdown

last night was the most serious of the various ones in the past

but thankfully the most isolated

so note veryone at the party started breaking down too

but you know that guy in highschool

the kind of guy who you just met

through your friend who is sort of immature and an asshole

but this guy is incredibly nice and caring

and then everyone becomes better friends with the nice guy

and the immature kid you know fades into background a bit

well this is about the nice guy

who happened to be the date of the brest friend seen in a few wywtd over the years

and at first it was the perfect date becuse both of them

just wanted to enjoy the evening as friends

who can have fun getting drunk and dancing

which is good and the ideal date goes

but then it goes all fucked up

once the drinks start pouring

and the nice guy you knew

starts thinking hes in love

with the best friend

and then the big drunken breakdown erupts

and the guy who you thought was the nice

generic track star of cywoods highschool

just goes on and on about how he is so fucked

up and everything he does isnt real

and how he lies about so many things

and pretends to be nice to so many people

just so he can act like he ahs purpose in what he does

and he has so many people just counitng on him for everything

and he cant sustain that, and how he has to lie, and he has to cheat

to keep up that expectation that everyone has for him and the only thing

he cares about any more is the best friend and how he will never be able to be

with her and then he goes on and on about how im the perfect person for her

and i get that shit all the time, about how wed make a cute couple and sht

but i know thats is something that should enver happen but he cant grasp

that and he goes on and on just like cant stop talking about how much

she means to him and how i need to be with her and it kills me

because this happens so often, when poeple fall in love with

her and i hate to see it happen, but i always do and they

always go to me because i know her best and tears

me apart to watch people go crazy over her and

the worst part i know she will never love him

back because the person she loves is

thousands of miles away up in a

dorm surrounded by other very

beautiful women and theres

nothing she can do about

it because he is

all the way

in New

York

city

[Icarus]

Corbin, you are a regular e.e. cummings. Love this post not only for content but also structure. Poor guy.

[red]

a few:

i went through three madden seasons this week. and the disk is all scratched, causing the game to freeze every so often. at one point, when frank gore froze on the screen, i thought "what the fuck am i doing? theres no point to this. what are all these hours spent amounting too?" so i quit.

i cant wait until i get an xbox 360 and madden 2008 comes out.

i was in a japanese store with some friends and i heard "someone to call my lover" by janet jackson. i started dancing. it was funny because all these japanese people were glaring at me. i wish i had taken a video. the song itself makes me feel really good. because it takes me back to a summer in 2001 (i think). better times. no worries then. i dont even like janet jackson. i downloaded it on OiNK, but the audio quality sucks. but i kept it. until i get a better version of the song. i refuse to buy the cd.

[choice_genes]

Enjoyed your post Corbin, thanks for putting it up man. Situation with the Best Friend sounds painful for all involved. It sucks man. But that's a big part of what high-school/being a teenager is all about. As shit as it is, it's something you should all treasure as well, because they are fucking great years and times. And (hopefully) in 5 years you can all look back, smile, and laugh about it. Your post definitely takes me back....

[Corbin Law]

and i broke up with my girlfriend today

faking happiness for too long

kills me.

[Guest jmatsu]

Haha, nice one chicken...well just when things couldn't get even more weird....

Last night I was studying for an exam after work til 11, then met with my girl at Roppongi Hills and proceeded to go a bar off Roppongi crossing, we shoot the shit and every once in a while she gets a phone call from her friend Kumi telling her to come to Muse, a club in Nishi-Azabu. Kumi is your typical wagamama Roppongi slut. My girl proceeds to tell me how she goes to Muse every weekend to hook up with foreigners. She tells me how she always runs into the same ex-bfs and how she sleeps with random guys and even friends (yari-tomo) without moral hangups. She even tells me about her tricks; how she has a sex limit of 5 times with a guy, then cuts off all contact with them to play with their emotions or how she gets off on attracting old weathly, powerful men just to drop em at the drop of a hat. It's all super amusing because I totally understand the psychology of these crazy women; they are addicted to drama and love to create drama when things go too smoothly. We laugh it all off over draft beer, vodka sours, and bombay sapphires.

My life is a drama.

hey guy! when's the sufu nomikai/konpa? tell kumi to hook it up!

[red]

my english teacher just assigned us extra credit. its essentially a book report. and theres no limit to how many we can do.

i plan on getting an A with nothing but extra credit this semester.

[Carl]

my english teacher just assigned us extra credit. its essentially a book report. and theres no limit to how many we can do.

i plan on getting an A with nothing but extra credit this semester.

Would you like a medal or a chest to pin it on?

[red]

Would you like a medal or a chest to pin it on?

no. you can have it. im not sure using a medal as a dick peircing is such a great idea though. but whatever floats your boat carl.

[djrajio]

hey guy! when's the sufu nomikai/konpa? tell kumi to hook it up!

Pmmed you.

[dismalfuture]

Been on a self-imposed 'thirst-strike'... but cheating as well, drunk right now. I went drink-free on Sunday and Monday, cheated with a 6-pack on Tuesday night that noone knew about, my girlf watched me drink a couple Duvels while she pecked at a Hoegaarden on Wednesday night, Thursday night I don't remember, and then tonight I had a couple beers with dinner and brought a few big bottles home after I dropped her off at the train station. I don't really know why I'm doing this (or cheating at it) but I figure it's for the better, no liquor in my system since the weekend at least.

[showbiz00ditc]

i dont even think im here for the fashion anymore

(and really i just posed this so i c an see what my rep looks like)

[sean_]

i just farted, and seriously, it smelled like taco bell

so strange

[beefcake]

[censured]

[bee hee]

Confession: I searched for Screech's sex tape on imdb.

discovery: apparently, it ends with him giving one of the girls a "dirty sanchez"

[dismalfuture]

I'm currently I'm planning out my schedule of cheating on girls with other girls this week and naturally, I am not a cheater but I get forced to do things beyond my will sometimes.

[mrip]

Confession: I searched for Screech's sex tape on imdb.

discovery: apparently, it ends with him giving one of the girls a "dirty sanchez"

I work at a video store that rents porn, and we carry this. It has a scratch and sniff sticker on it that says "scratch if you dare..."

[showbiz00ditc]

90210 screech?

has a porno?

[lilodxd]

90210 screech?

has a porno?

screech is from saved by the bell.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

[canice]

my boyfriend (or whatever he's called) living with me for a few months. this morning my mom is in the area, surprises me with a knock on my door at 8am. luckily he went to work at 7am, so i'm in the clear except all his shit is lying around the apartment. i frantically run around the place while she yells at me to open up, while i throw his laptop, clothes, telltale personal bathroom items into the closet while buying time about how i'm not dressed yet.

she comes in, doesn't notice the deodorant i forgot on the bathroom counter or the steak in the fridge (i'm vegetarian), the parka in the closet, or the size 9 shoes by the door.

close call. i should stop lying to my mother.

[tweeds]

^ what would make this truly funny is if your mom happened to read superfuture (i dunno, if you left it on your screen while heading off elsewhere)

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

my secret:

i am emailing canice's mother with a link to this thread.

its for yr own good, toots.

[andrew2]

I Lost My Retainer

[evisu 2000]

finding out that a girl you're interested in is fucking some dude (and a dude you don't like at that) is the equivalent to finding out for the first time that girls do in fact take shits. ):

[Dick Danger]

some even take shits for money

[evisu 2000]

you can't knock the hustle.

[BTT]

I have to take a big crap but I'm on the lab comp right now and if I get up, somebody will steal my spot, and then I'll have to wait 20-30 minutes to get another comp. If I leave my stuff here, I'm gonna get jacked because theres a black guy behind me.

[Bandwagonesque]

I have to take a big crap but I'm on the lab comp right now and if I get up, somebody will steal my spot, and then I'll have to wait 20-30 minutes to get another comp. If I leave my stuff here, I'm gonna get jacked because theres a black guy behind me.

Just do it...

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