superconfessional

[Bona Drag]

stanford maintains an elite team of anti-library-free-rider stormtroopers, who use some of the most sophisticated image-recognition software in the world to id everyone who passes through the library entrances

violators are tased, handcuffed and taken down to a secret room known as 'the solzhenitsyn collection' for interrogation, where they are forced to sign confessions

most are never heard from again

[red]

sounds fun. i guess ill drive down there today.

[ghostdeini]

ok, I had an awful experience with salvia this summer,-

so a group of us decide to go smoke salvia after the sun set and we were done skating. we walk out into a field and sit down cross-legged in a circle and I take the first hit of 10x extract out of my friend's chillum... held it for 10 seconds, and exhaled. I promptly forgot that I had smoked salvia, and then it kicked in.

basically what happened was that the current setting I was in completely disintegrated into small black tiles and all I could hear was my friends' laughter and them saying my name. at this point, it felt like the world was coming apart and it was being revealed to me that my life thus far was completely fake. and then I felt the prickly sensation all over my body that salvia always seems to give me, but since it was my first time I didn't know what was up. this was going on at the same time the salvia was slowly wearing off... again, all I could hear was my friends' hollow, echoing laughter and everytime I tried to speak it felt like a huge sheet of plastic was stuck across my face and it was being dragged sideways.

finally, I snapped out of it and saw my friend about to light up the chillum. I jumped up and slapped it out of his hand and said something about how evil that shit was and stormed off, demanding that we go somewhere else. we ended up getting chocolate shakes from mcdonalds and that somehow calmed me down. later they would tell me that I smoked the chillum, zoned out into space, grabbed my friend's wrists & crossed them, and then rolled over into the grass with this retarded helpless baby smile on my face

[sybaritical]

sounds fun. i guess ill drive down there today.

You can drive !???

I always imagine you peddling everywhere on a tricycle.

(5)

[red]

You can drive !???

I always imagine you peddling everywhere on a tricycle.

(5)

that was soooooooooooooooo one week ago.

[red]

and im expressing my new found freedom by driving as far as i possibly could for no appearant reason. i would drive to england if i could just to punch you in the ear.

[onemancult]

ive done salvia tons of times. had great experiences.

i took an idose of salvia last night, in the dark, at 2am,

and while it naturally wasnt intense as doing the actual

thing, i certainly did feel some weird emotional uplift and

for a few minutes did experience a bit of a visual trip [colors/lights].

[Guest DUM]

Congrats, red...did you make a post about your new freedom?

drive to my house.

[red]

Congrats, red...did you make a post about your new freedom?

drive to my house.

yes.

and i will after i get tasered. have dinner ready.

[Guest DUM]

Make, sure to say "DON'T TASE ME, BRO". Everyone in the library will pause and laugh before they fry you.

[Guest DUM]

man, why does ignoring them work?

"you like hate me" - txt msg

[Begåvningsreserven]

i would drive to england if i could just to punch you in the ear.

us > kanada > alaska > wait for ice > berings sund > russia > europe > tunnel from france > uk > punch monkeys ear.

[cheep]

i love fuk.co.uk for shit like this....

[sybaritical]

us > kanada > alaska > wait for ice > berings sund > russia > europe > tunnel from france > uk > punch monkeys ear.

Anyone tries it I'll tear their arm off then beat them with the wet end.

[wEstSidE]

i love fuk.co.uk for shit like this....

BEST SHIT I EVR SEEN

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Guest DUM]

red, there's an easier way. kidnap your father (or mother if it's her) fly space-a to RAF Lakenheath. From there it's a 2 hour drive to London.

Go.

[Bona Drag]

BEST SHIT I EVR SEEN

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

no homo

really, none at all

[Begåvningsreserven]

Anyone tries it I'll tear their arm off then beat them with the wet end.

so violent. Get him a pint, pack of crisps, pasty and a fag

Pasty rolled out like a plate,

Piled with "turmut, tates and mate."

Doubled up, and baked like fate,

That's a "Cornish Pasty."

[sybaritical]

My body is a temple.

[jeepster]

ive done salvia tons of times. had great experiences.

i took an idose of salvia last night, in the dark, at 2am,

and while it naturally wasnt intense as doing the actual

thing, i certainly did feel some weird emotional uplift and

for a few minutes did experience a bit of a visual trip [colors/lights].

i love salvia as much as a mindfuck that it is. last time i smoked, we smoked either 60x or 80x and i hallucinated i was the bullet that killed kennedy (we had been talking about it in AP Gov that day), then i came out of it. afterwards, we packed another roor full and i didnt trip so much as i had an out of body experience. lot of grand cosmic realizations that in retrospect seem like a lot of bullshit, but i could definitely feel the seams tearing that second time. that trip was probably closer to 30 minutes cause of the 2 bongs worth, and it was intense as hell.

im gonna try the peyote idoser tonight, see if that does anything for me. my buddy who's been using the program for months now says that the hallucinogenic ones are usually bullshit. but i have some wacky doses (Black Sunshine, White Crosses, A BOMB) that sound pretty sweet.

[red]

My body is a temple.

and what of my arm?

[Begåvningsreserven]

[countach!]

I was gonna confess something, but nothing I could say right now would top that^

[poly800rock]

I was gonna confess something, but nothing I could say right now would top that^

can we get a translation?

[ProfMonnitoff]

japanophiles dont actually speak japanese

[kyo]

wher 2 kopp?!?

[sybaritical]

and what of my arm?

Don't start whimpering now, sonny.

You started it.

[dinghy]

"As a hands free machine, when you're watching a video, you can feel as though you're the main character if you adjust the SOM's up and down speed to the contents. When looking at a magazine, you can also hold the pages open with both hands, allowing you concentrate and enjoy your favorite pictures. Enjoy a virtual world that hasn't existed until now."

something like that. amazing

[kenthenoob]

a next level sex toy...

and in the end you're technically not screwing yourself, right?

[chronoaug]

Were a bunch of posts just deleted? I could've swore there was another page to this thread.

That fuk.com photoshop is awesome. The ones they did of Hap were even better. Him dunking the basketball was my favorite.