superconfessional

[cmykhustla]

I think I got jock itch from not washing my jeans

[masuerte]

ok here it goes;

ive got ed hardy caps and about to buy shoes...

I'm helping him... I went to the store and realized how low I'd stoop for superfuture. OMG ED HARDY! I ran outta there scratching for fear of trendy-cooties.

[masuerte]

I fractured my wrist...now I have to wear a cast

what I'd like to know is... how'd you fracture your wrist? *o*

[cheapmuthafukr]

ive been giving things away.

i gave my deadstock 505s to a friend who came over the othe night and was completly soaked. the street by my house flooded, and the water came into his car, completly shutting it down. he was gonna drive to the airport in the morning to fly to CHI to go to the touch and go festival,and now his shit was soaked. the jeans fit him, so i told him to keep them.

i also gave my selvage slip-ons to my friend who has been hooking me up with skate gear. last time i was at his place he was showing me all the old dunks and shit that he had been painting, and they looked pretty good. i went to get a new board and decided to pay him back. he loved them, and said he was gonna wear them all the time. just seeing the happiness in his eyes made it worth it to me.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

no selvage slip-on updates then, huh?

superconfession: i have a crush on my nuts

[mr fluffernutter]

confession: when i sit down, these pants crush my nuts

[keri]

I fell on my wrist playing soccer...Keri' date=' will you kiss my boo-boo? [/quote']*kiss it the awuch* <what my nephew says

Superconfession, I cannot type!!!!

[keri]

^paint them in, with a silver paint pen.

[ally fu]

If you put a pair of Dunks, AF1's and SB's in front of me .... I couldn't tell you which was which.

[Larry Bird]

im a felon ( for doing graffiti, dont worry, it wasnt for child porn)

im a recovering drug addict.

phew, do i feel better.

[junglejane]

One time, like 3 years ago I was drunk in a club with my ex and his best friend and we all decided to play catch (with me as the ball). My ex threw me to his friend and his friend tripped backwards and we rammed into a wall... I hurt my shoulder really bad and he cut his thumb badly with a broken bottle. we went to the ER and the stitched him up, and they xrayed me and told me that I had a hairline fracture on my clavicle (ir hurt like hell). the next day I woke up, it still hurt but less than the night before. I decided to play doctor so I looked at the x rays and since I couldn't see anything broken I thought, what the hell, it can't be that bad if I can't see it, it'll heal on its own. I didn't get it treated also because a bunch of people told me that when you break a clavicle they put your entire upper body into a cast....didn't want that. Now I have this wierd bump on my shoulder, it bothers me when i'm stressed out or if i've been carrying heavy things. I still debate with myself if I should've gotten it treated.

[ally fu]

One time, like 3 years ago I was drunk in a club with my ex and his best friend and we all decided to play catch (with me as the ball). My ex threw me to his friend and his friend tripped backwards and we rammed into a wall... I hurt my shoulder really bad and he cut his thumb badly with a broken bottle. we went to the ER and the stitched him up, and they xrayed me and told me that I had a hairline fracture on my clavicle (ir hurt like hell). the next day I woke up, it still hurt but less than the night before. I decided to play doctor so I looked at the x rays and since I couldn't see anything broken I thought, what the hell, it can't be that bad if I can't see it, it'll heal on its own. I didn't get it treated also because a bunch of people told me that when you break a clavicle they put your entire upper body into a cast....didn't want that. Now I have this wierd bump on my shoulder, it bothers me when i'm stressed out or if i've been carrying heavy things. I still debate with myself if I should've gotten it treated.

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[keri]

^Same thing when I broke my ankle, no line, some sort of internal stress fracture that eventually, after 3 weeks opened upinto a full fledged anging on by tendons break. If it happens again Jane, get it treated!

[keri]

confession time:

I am wearing Frankie B pants, but they are not jeans, but the trousers, kind of a herringbone pattern with tonal black and light grey, then a few darker vertical lines, and then a few strands of metallic in other vertical lines, mmm soo pretty, I love them.

[Kodak]

Uh oh I'm a germaphobe. I can't stand touching door knobs and anything along those lines.

[sybaritical]

Time for another one, then.

Lets see.

I killed my ex-girlfriend's goldfish with magic mushrooms.

Yeah.

That'll do.

[onemancult]

i recently ran into a superfuture member that i passionately dislike for various reasons and used all my willpower to avoid having to stab 'em in the eye... now i feel regretful, because i really, really want to stab 'em in the eye, and i've never backed down from anything like this in my life. i must be maturing or something.

[ally fu]

I was having a wank at my girlfriends parents house while she was at work and the parents were on holiday. As I reached 'the point of no return' her gran walked in and demanded to know who I was.

I had to explain while I was ejaculating!

[sybaritical]

Ok game over you win.

[tweeds]

yeah, minya you can lock the thread now, ejaculation while talking to girlfriend's grandma can't be topped.

[onemancult]

wait wait wait... has anyone ever ejaculated in or on a grandma?

[vcf_camper]

hold up, my turn

last time while fucking my gf, i was like do you believe im gay. we broke up

im absolutely straight

[yiHan]

I was having a wank at my girlfriends parents house while she was at work and the parents were on holiday. As I reached 'the point of no return' her gran walked in and demanded to know who I was.

I had to explain while I was ejaculating!

That has to be one of the most amazing things i have heard! did she see u ejaculate? hahaha!!!

[apu]

yeah, minya you can lock the thread now, ejaculation while talking to girlfriend's grandma can't be topped.

how abt sleeping wf ur gf's grandma?

[cultpop 0217]

i recently ran into a superfuture member that i passionately dislike for various reasons and used all my willpower to avoid having to stab 'em in the eye... now i feel regretful, because i really, really want to stab 'em in the eye, and i've never backed down from anything like this in my life. i must be maturing or something.

LET ME GUESS WHO THIS WAS...

[красный]

i get a sports physical every evening because i like it when the plump yet sensuous nurse touches my nuts. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

[keri]

I wanna know who it was, just for nosiness sake

[junglejane]

I want to know who it was too.

[Kodak]

Let me guess, was it Polio?

[onemancult]

LET ME GUESS WHO THIS WAS...

hahahaaahaa, actually, it wasn't who people think it was. man, i am filled with so much disdain for people... but usually i'm right, i swear.

i will not reveal who it is as of yet, because we seem to be moving now in the same circles, and i'l like to be diplomatic a little while longer. although, if you're really nosy, you can simply dig through the WAYWT thread circa April/May i believe?