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Thanks to the Mint.com application for my iPhone, I now know that I spend 80% of my income on alcohol and clothing.

Am I sufu enough or do I have to break 85%?

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Once you break the 92% mark, you are eligible for selection to the Temple of Jawnz. Hopefully you do the right thing and spend the other 8% of your monthly income on Roppongi strippers @ the going rate of 70,000Y per hour. The drinks there, though, are free.

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Oh, and I love Taipei for food. I've gained a few pounds here. My body is becoming more and more unsuitable for sufu everyday. But generally speaking, I'm very happy here.

i gained 15 lbs there just from the shredded ice treats.....

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i dont "get" LA. whats good about it? its probably my least favourite big city.

you have to know the right people and stay away from the wrong ones.

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i dont "get" LA. whats good about it? its probably my least favourite big city.

i think the idea of LA is better than the reality of it, what the city represents. Probably better experienced as a state of mind rather than living there, of course unless you livin like Gouf

btw Beverly Hills Hilton is the most haunted hotel on earth

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college has got to be better than high school.

I fucking hate all these wack ass kids that go to my HS

If college isnt better

i dont know what im going to do with my life

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College is depicted as this incredible new experience. As with any situation or city, it's the people you know not the place you're at.

If you're good at meeting people and are very very open to each night instead of expecting a fucking "Animal House/Van Wilder" experience, college will be great.

Movies and media have every college kid expecting something unreachable. Realize that college is what you make of it - a cliche, but the sooner you realize it the better. Join student groups with your actual interest. Go to shit alone. Take a chance. Unless you shit your pants or go to a tiny school, no one will remember your fuck-ups.

Remember: TAKE CHANCES. With girls. With booze. With drugs. But don't be a fucking moron.

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College can be a great chance for you to break out of your shell, true, but one word -

If at the end of college, you look back on those 4 years and think "damn, that was the best time I ever had and most likely will ever have in my life" and think that the rest is a downward slope, then you are fucked.

Every day is better than the last

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so what if i drink a good amount of liquour fuyck yall that cant hang. fuck wack ass dudes

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i stuffed my backpack full of food from hometown buffet,

im good for the next 2 weeks.

I haven't been to one in ages..there's none in sf but my dad used to love driving around the bay area during the weekends and every now and then he'd take us to hometown buffet

I used to grab a bit of spagetti and fries to make my mom happy then load up on the desserts and hit the frozen yogurt machine while they were still working on their plate of food

It's nice to know they're still around..that was more then ten years ago x.x

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i think i spend 100% of my disposable income on alcohol, taxis, and clothing

80% of actual income is pretty sufu though

how do you keep track of alcohol money when youre drunk?

Unfortunately I don't keep track of it which seems to be the reason I spend so much of it!

college is worse than high school. it'll all be worth it once you get out though.

This is the least correct statement of all time. Don't ever leave college. I feel like billy madison when he goes back to elementary school.

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all the money i spend is worth the trouble i find i still

miss her too much but, pretend that

it's fine.

and all i can say is

"yeah."

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because of superfuture i've associated the value "4.0" as a negative, and will now put less effort into my academics to avoid such a number. (5)

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i made my 15 year old cousin cry after i ridiculed her to the bone when she claimed she was a thirdwave feminist at christmas eve dinner (v.3) with my family,

my family hates me

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also my aunt gave me an iphone that i didn't want... and i tried to give it to my crying feminist cousin and she just cried more

what a shitty day

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college is overrated

i wouldve been better off putting that money into jawnz and drugs

Is that your official recommendation because those are the exact two options in front of me right now.

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jawnz and drugs all the way

never had much experience with either but based on observation it seems like a better use of money than the 4 years in institutionalized education.

shit if you wanna educate yourself just go to the library and read whatever you can get your hands on, or a bookstore, whatever. if you want to discuss it with other people just log on to superfuture and start a thread on whatever subject you wanna discuss

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because of superfuture i've associated the value "4.0" as a negative, and will now put less effort into my academics to avoid such a number. (5)

gotta hop on the weighted gpa game playa.

4.2! (.01921862936823789632784362874362)

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