superconfessional

[M.O.A]

you guys ahve seen my ex (19 year old)

[M.O.A]

shhhhhhhhhh!

[e0d9n0b5]

so fucking angry..... icbc mailed my ID out a while ago(over a month) so canada post must have lost it...

makes me wonder if they lost any of my jawns tho!?!? i'm so fucking mad augh

[e0d9n0b5]

at least the coffee i just made fucking OWNS hell ya bro

[ProfMonnitoff]

if i had sex with this girl recently

who happens to owe me money (ive known her for a while)

and at 3 in the morning she texts me

"hey i owe you money!"

is that a timid booty call?

[M.O.A]

yes...yes it is

[artificialsky]

if i had sex with this girl recently

who happens to owe me money (ive known her for a while)

and at 3 in the morning she texts me

"hey i owe you money!"

is that a timid booty call?

she is wondering if you accept "other" forms of payment, obvs.

[homi29]

yo how much do u owe her

if shes better than a 7

imma lend her a $10

[ghettosalazar]

i was going to buy various jawn but instead on a whim dropped around $700 on an xbox+various shit for it

[joey_formal]

an old hassidic man try to solicit me tonight on my walk home from a bar....

[jane]

skypes awkward, even with ur best friend

especially because i smile CONSTANTLY like a FOOL when im IMing, and with video cam u can see that, lol oh no

[Leonard Leroy]

Hahaha, seeing yourself on video is the most awkward thing ever.

It's like hearing your own voice but worse.

[homi29]

skypes awkward, even with ur best friend

especially because i smile CONSTANTLY like a FOOL when im IMing, and with video cam u can see that, lol oh no

[creep]

yo who says we gotta be lookin at your face

[/creep]

[transactionfee]

an old hassidic man try to solicit me tonight on my walk home from a bar....

to be fair..he probably thought you were a girl

[Leonard Leroy]

He probably didn't though.

[poly800rock]

an old hassidic man try to solicit me tonight on my walk home from a bar....

with those locks he probably thought you were a girl

[sidneylo]

He probably didn't though.

[joey_formal]

he wanted some one to talk to and hang out and what not somewhere not public ahahaha wild shit man. he asked a couple other dudes too i noticed.

[julzkind]

how embarassment

[ProfMonnitoff]

skypes awkward, even with ur best friend

especially because i smile CONSTANTLY like a FOOL when im IMing, and with video cam u can see that, lol oh no

wait

are you doing a text chat but with the video camera on?

i usually just do skype voice chat and pretend my video camera doesnt work

[Leonard Leroy]

hey prof wanna chat =3

[ProfMonnitoff]

awww damn now you know my video camera works

yo add me on msn

ill probably only be online for a total of like 10 minutes until school starts again though

[juliaN.]

whats yalls msn

[Thorns]

God damn that nickelback song, "you look so much cuter with something in your mouth".

[timber]

I'm supposed to be packing today, but I'm so lazy. So far I've slept in, watched three episodes of 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' and then ate an apple. Now I'm going to go make french toast.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

Green Man!

[destructodisk]

hmmm

I just checked the voice mail on the house phone, and there was a recording from a collect call from Denver County Jail inmate. I don't know who it is, since the voice mail was just the collect call robot telling me to press 1 or 0 to accept the call, but I'm curious to find out who ended up in jail.

[timber]

Shit, I once had a friend that got a collect call from a jail down in the states once a week for about three years. She didn't know who it was, and she never answered it, and finally the calls just stopped.

I was insanely curious, but she didn't even want to answer it once!

[destructodisk]

I'm hoping it's not one of my friends who only knows my home phone number and not my cell, although I'm not entirely sure why any of them would want to call me when they're in jail.

[bill]

when I see someone who dont eat the crust of her pizza/pie/whatever, i want to punch her in the throat.