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+hype for fighting the recession with mmm

hmmm

I just checked the voice mail on the house phone, and there was a recording from a collect call from Denver County Jail inmate. I don't know who it is, since the voice mail was just the collect call robot telling me to press 1 or 0 to accept the call, but I'm curious to find out who ended up in jail.

I once got one from Missouri on the house phone. To this day, I still regret not accepting the charges.

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Your probably referring to poetry slam because its totally not hip but you could be referring to frosted flakes since it is a high sugar low nutrition cereal or you could even be referring to Gossip Girl because you are a vapid and stolid and vacuous and human being who

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Your probably referring to poetry slam because its totally not hip but you could be referring to frosted flakes since it is a high sugar low nutrition cereal or you could even be referring to Gossip Girl because you are a vapid and stolid and vacuous and human being who

...what? (0)

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my birthday is also New Year's Eve. I make sure to tell strangers so that I booze for free all/most of the night. This year is no different.

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my plans for new years just got fucked up, so i think i'll start forgetting about my new years resolution and go find the weed i tossed out of my car earlier. pack a bowl

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no mas.

mission achieved :D first time really does suck though. atleast i didn't have to wait for the party?

haha i'm sure it was the 'first time' that sucked, all 15 seconds of it

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my plans for new years just got fucked up, so i think i'll start forgetting about my new years resolution and go find the weed i tossed out of my car earlier. pack a bowl

you tossed it out while you were driving? if so, how you gna find it!?

and also, at least give it away to someone who would cherish it.

what a waste!

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word

and tilda

Movie wasn't that great, though. Could have done so much better with the premise they had. The leads were great and ya I was pleasantly surprised to see Tilda show up.

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wow surprised as hell to see pretty much nothing but neg reviews for this...it was one of my most anticipated films too

doesnt come out here til end of january...oh well i'll still watch it. I can't remember the last time I watched a movie at the cinemas, i think it was Body of Lies and that was so so

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an honest confession,

i stopped "using" myspace years ago, but in a few days it will be my 2nd account's four year anniversary.

this account is a female profile. one i created specifically to fuck with/tease/lure/monitor all my male friends' behaviors while interacting with the opposite sex. 4 years is pretty much the longest personal, practical joke i've ever played part.

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ha FOUR YEARS AND :) ALL MY EX GIRLFRIENDS TELL ME I HAVE COMMITMENT ISSUES

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an honest confession,

i stopped "using" myspace years ago, but in a few days it will be my 2nd account's four year anniversary.

this account is a female profile. one i created specifically to fuck with/tease/lure/monitor all my male friends' behaviors while interacting with the opposite sex. 4 years is pretty much the longest personal, practical joke i've ever played part.

ha FOUR YEARS AND :) ALL MY EX GIRLFRIENDS TELL ME I HAVE COMMITMENT ISSUES

God, I love a bouwnt.

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i have to work tonight at a NYE party so i cant get drunk which is kinda disappointing but my friends suck anyways so at least i dont have to deal with them gettting drunk.

are banks open tomorrow?

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God, I love a bouwnt.

dear dad,

please don't leave austin before the 12th (i will be there before then i was)

supposed to be driving there today for NYE, but that went to shit.

love, dad.

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i have to work tonight at a NYE party so i cant get drunk which is kinda disappointing but my friends suck anyways so at least i dont have to deal with them gettting drunk.

are banks open tomorrow?

No, but they will be open on Friday.

dear dad,

please don't leave austin before the 12th (i will be there before then i was)

supposed to be driving there today for NYE, but that went to shit.

love, dad.

Stretching my still in Austin through MLK weekend (or right before), so you're in luck! But I will be moved out of my house by then and will be creeping at my brother's college apartment.

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an honest confession,

i stopped "using" myspace years ago, but in a few days it will be my 2nd account's four year anniversary.

this account is a female profile. one i created specifically to fuck with/tease/lure/monitor all my male friends' behaviors while interacting with the opposite sex. 4 years is pretty much the longest personal, practical joke i've ever played part.

this is quite possibly the best thing ive heard in a long time.

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dear dad,

please don't leave austin before the 12th (i will be there before then i was)

supposed to be driving there today for NYE, but that went to shit.

love, dad.

And bring jane with you.

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God, I love a bouwnt.

can we share, plz? :o

altho im sure we have many ppls to share with...

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can we share, plz? :o

altho im sure we have many ppls to share with...

yeah straight up space needle/eiffel tower sword fight connect bitch!

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damn you and your rape eyes, i cant say no!!!!

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