superconfessional

[artificialsky]

blah blah blah

so... your real name is Sarah...

[jeepster]

gendo knows all!

so i was at a party last night with my brother. the girl who was throwing it was really cute, but there was something seriously bothering me about it, like edging in on the back of my subconscious. so as i'm leaving with my brother and collective other people, it comes to me - she looks like my mom.

fucking freudian complex 'n shit. think i'm going crazy...

then i passed out at 4 am after watching No Country for Old Men, and had a ridiculous dream where i transposed faces of people at the party to characters in Conan the Destroyer/Barbarian, except Conan was played by George Clooney. just the faces, bodies stayed the same.

yeah. weird, yet not unfulfilling night.

[e0d9n0b5]

except Conan was played by George Clooney

I would pay to see this movie.

[evisu 2000]

pics of your mom plz.

[fortune]

i really, really, reallly suck at driving in the snow. but i probably should have left the hookah bar before it started covering the roads. shows me. god damn mother nature.

[jcotteri]

pics of your mom plz.

cosigned

char char blah

[Thorns]

I need to assign another human being as my full time conscience to follow me to the bar and make sure I don't make any more stupid decisions.

[dismalfuture]

^ take turns

[Thorns]

^^Hmmm I believe that would be a facilitator of poor decisions, I need someone who can step in and prevent them.

[superBobo]

i really miss my gf as soon as she leaves and we wont see each other for a while, makes me feel unbalanced and bitchmade to have something external effect my mood in that way. I

[dismalfuture]

^ head up buddy, liking someone is nothing to be ashamed about, it's not a choice you get to consciously make. I still think about some girl from 4 years ago, and I've indeed gone out since and tested other waters, but still come back that one. Doesn't get me down though, knowing.

[homi29]

Fixed that for you.

I was secretly very happy when I got my client list and saw the super sexy italian girl had booked another appointment with me.

what kind of business u runnin?

full-body massage?

[Thorns]

what kind of business u runnin?

full-body massage?

Hell yeah! Syb's full body rub down is the best in town.

[superBobo]

thanks dismal

another confession: im checking out the "askandyaboutclothes" trad forum, some interesting information...

[sidneylo]

Yo, waking up early enough to be productive feels amazing.

Either that, or I've just realized how lazy I've been all my life...

[ordo]

^ the second one

[sybaritical]

what kind of business u runnin?

full-body massage?

Shiatsu and Thai massage.

Used to do a lot of oil treatments too, but it's harder work and less interesting.

[Chicken]

Yo, waking up early enough to be productive feels amazing.

Either that, or I've just realized how lazy I've been all my life...

yup, and if you do that for a while then it feels amazing again to sleep in and notice how much more sleep you could've gotten.

[dunkin deeznuts]

Yo, waking up early enough to be productive feels amazing.

Either that, or I've just realized how lazy I've been all my life...

do you consider 10:30 am early or did you get up earlier and just not post until then?

Shiatsu and Thai massage

thai massages are the shiiit

i need to go to thailand and get a 5 hour one for like $50

[sybaritical]

Should you ever find yourself in London I will happily give you 5 hours of treatment but it will cos you significantly more than $50.

[dunkin deeznuts]

Yo, waking up early enough to be productive feels amazing.

Either that, or I've just realized how lazy I've been all my life...

Should you ever find yourself in London I will happily give you 5 hours of treatment but it will cos you significantly more than $50.

haha

yes, i'm suer i could get 5 hours of treatment here in NYC as well...but the $50 is the kicker........i'm guessing it would cost about about 10xs that here? $100-120 an hour seems about the going rate....not talking rub&tugs

[mike lowrey]

Should you ever find yourself in London I will happily give you 5 hours of treatment but it will cos you significantly more than $50.

will cop next time thx

[sidneylo]

do you consider 10:30 am early or did you get up earlier and just not post until then?

My day would have started off very unproductive if I had rolled out of bed straight onto superfuture...

Been up since 7, shipped back Thorns his Samurai jeans, shipped some other things back to San Francisco, took care of some show business, made a phone call or three, took my waywt, ate breakfast, cleaned my room, picked up a rent check too.

Now I've got 3 hours to burn before my only class of the day at 3:30, and I'm probably going to Chinatown to get some xiao long bao and scallion pancakes.

[cyberPUNK]

thought my final earlier today started at 3pm when it in fact started at 1pm.

fuckin' up!

[whitney]

I haven't talked to my coworker ever since she played this song about lipgloss. That song is worse then mall music.

[artificialsky]

I haven't talked to my coworker ever since she played this song about lipgloss. That song is worse then mall music.

Just say the word and I'll silence her, permanetely.

We'll discuss my... fee... later.

[sybaritical]

I will do it but it will cost about the same as 5 hours of Thai massage. Plus expenses.

[artificialsky]

I will do it but it will cost about the same as 5 hours of Thai massage. Plus expenses.

back off skank

[almondcrush]

going to Chinatown to get some xiao long bao and scallion pancakes.

i am filled to the brim with envy

xlb in new jersey is so rarely passable

[sybaritical]

back off skank

Nothing wrong in offering some very healthy competition.