superconfessional

[broneck]

please clarify that by "fly" vodka, you mean actual flies.

[ProfMonnitoff]

you were drunk, it doesn't count. if that person can't hang fuck him/her!

sometimes being drunk isn't an excuse to other people for some reason :confused:

[skiniks]

i think i feel a third wave of vomit coming along.

[Astérix]

Two funerals in two weeks...not the best way to start off the year

[bernt]

I hate it when you get drunk and wake up the next morning not remembering the last part of the night, and when people tell you what you did you curse yourself for losing your glamour in front of the guy you like.

what the hell, I had a fucking blast!!!!!!!

On my ex-girlfriend's birthday, she got so trashed that she forgot the last half of the night, so we told her she took her top off and walked around the house. She got really embarassed then told a whole bunch of people over the next few days when they asked how her night went.

In reality, she just passed out on the spare bed.

[fortune]

On my ex-girlfriend's birthday, she got so trashed that she forgot the last half of the night, so we told her she took her top off and walked around the house. She got really embarassed then told a whole bunch of people over the next few days when they asked how her night went.

In reality, she just passed out on the spare bed.

wait, the fat emoish one? bahahahahaha.

[poly800rock]

This is so true. I think our current generation has had it so good and been afforded so many conveniences that when they hit a bump in the road they don't know how to cope with it emotionally. I used to think I had depression, even took meds, but medication only masks the true problem. What I realized is that I needed a swift kick in the balls by life and a dose of disappointment, hardship, and reality.

"How am I going to find time to have sex with all these beautiful women?"

[billy dee williams]

besides work, school, and partying, Call of Duty 4 is fucking eating up my life. that game is THE SHIT!

braaat braaat braaat we're losing bravo!!!11 enemy UAV is online!!

[sidneylo]

besides work, school, and partying, Call of Duty 4 is fucking eating up my life. that game is THE SHIT!

braaat braaat braaat we're losing bravo!!!11 enemy UAV is online!!

Great story but it's been posted before on the Internet.

[billy dee williams]

Great story but it's been posted before on the Internet.

well no shit

other people play CoD ya kno

[sidneylo]

WHY DONT YOU REGAlL US WITH MORE M&M SHENANIGANS?

HUH? HUH?

[Caps Lock]

This is what she said to me:

Her: it wouldnt have worked with u

10:28:20 PM Her: one u moved to vegas

10:28:34 PM Her two u have a way of getting me mad sometimes

10:28:43 PM Her: three my parents would have never let u in my house

Cause I is brown. Tis sad.

[broneck]

try being white then, you're so fucking selfish

[Caps Lock]

How am I being selfish? I'm happy with being brown. But hearing how I'm never accepted by certain people kinda bugs me.

[mellowbonsai]

try being white then, you're so fucking selfish

CANADA - SKOOL OF HARD NOCKZZZ

[spacemanvt]

being brown is the shiznit.

best of both worlds.

[notesee]

being brown is the shiznit.

best of both worlds.

True. 100% agree.

[almondcrush]

no wonder im not a relationship person.

relationshisp are te worst

only for the boaring and oldl

[artificialsky]

people who cross-post their waywt over multiple forums (SZ, TFS, SF, etc) freak me straight the fuck out. I used to think cross-posting in chat edition was excessive, boy was I mistaken.

also, I like how superfuture users trying to post waywts in TFS are completely ignored.

[e0d9n0b5]

i just ate a JUMBO size bowl of frozen mango slices fuck yess

[ProfMonnitoff]

also, I like how superfuture users trying to post waywts in TFS are completely ignored.

I got over 100 million rep for my first four fits on TFS. I don't know how much 100 million TFS rep is in superfuture rep though.

[mellowbonsai]

i'd use the conversion rate between zimbabwe dollar and us dollar to as a model:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=508840&in_page_id=1811

[homi29]

people who cross-post their waywt over multiple forums (SZ, TFS, SF, etc) freak me straight the fuck out. I used to think cross-posting in chat edition was excessive, boy was I mistaken.

also, I like how superfuture users trying to post waywts in TFS are completely ignored.

i think part of it stems from approval/validation seeking behaviour

[1995chardx]

i'd use the conversion rate between zimbabwe dollar and us dollar to as a model:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=508840&in_page_id=1811

OR the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

[Juice925]

When I'm stressed the food network actually calms me down. Say what you will, but Iron Chef America is Epic. Great channel to fall asleep to

[sybaritical]

i think all of it obviously stems from approval/validation seeking behaviour

Fixed that for you.

I was secretly very happy when I got my client list and saw the super sexy italian girl had booked another appointment with me.

[timber]

Today I was in the grocery store, and this man and his wife were there, and the man said, 'Hello Sarah!' to me. And his wife smiled. And I said hello back, and then walked away, horrifed to find out I had no idea who they were. What I do know is that I've spent a lot of time with them at some point in the past, they're both equally familar to me, and I think I had a fight with him once, or I was angry about something he did.

But I still don't know who they are. It's driving me insane!

[artificialsky]

blah blah blah

so... your real name is Sarah...

[jeepster]

gendo knows all!

so i was at a party last night with my brother. the girl who was throwing it was really cute, but there was something seriously bothering me about it, like edging in on the back of my subconscious. so as i'm leaving with my brother and collective other people, it comes to me - she looks like my mom.

fucking freudian complex 'n shit. think i'm going crazy...

then i passed out at 4 am after watching No Country for Old Men, and had a ridiculous dream where i transposed faces of people at the party to characters in Conan the Destroyer/Barbarian, except Conan was played by George Clooney. just the faces, bodies stayed the same.

yeah. weird, yet not unfulfilling night.

[e0d9n0b5]

except Conan was played by George Clooney

I would pay to see this movie.