superconfessional

[shoreman1782]

picked up a rent check too.

Are you a landlord? Slumlord?

[chrisj]

if only i could wake up early and do shit mang.

[englandmj7]

i need to go to thailand and get a 5 hour one for like $50

You're overpaying.

[sidneylo]

wow very productive..........

and i hope you are at new green bo for your xlb's

Fuck yes I am. Had me some scallion pancakes too... that's my splurgin' for the week.

i am filled to the brim with envy

xlb in new jersey is so rarely passable

Please refer to quote above. New Green Bo is where it's at.

Are you a landlord? Slumlord?

Lesbianlord apparently. I gotta take care of all the checks in this shithole!

[whitney]

Just say the word and I'll silence her, permanetely.

We'll discuss my... fee... later.

Can she be the fee?

I will do it but it will cost about the same as 5 hours of Thai massage. Plus expenses.

That depends on the expenses. I don't have any solid gold bananas

[Guest youkinorn]

I haven't talked to my coworker ever since she played this song about lipgloss. That song is worse then mall music.

MY LIPGLOSS IS COOL MY LIPGLOSS IS POPPPPPPPPIN

I like the beat

I feel the negrep wave coming.

[whitney]

MY LIPGLOSS IS COOL MY LIPGLOSS IS POPPPPPPPPIN

Yeah that's the song. I was like wtf...lipgloss?!! Poppin'?

I guess I'm old

[Guest youkinorn]

Yeah that's the song. I was like wtf...lipgloss?!! Poppin'?

I guess I'm old

the girl that sings it is kind of like the female version of soulja boy.

she's 17 or 18 or something.

YOUUUUUUUUU

[LiberationFrequency]

soulja boy needs to get hit by a train...

[broneck]

^^^^ YAHHHHHHHHHH trick YAHHHHHHHHHH

[Guest youkinorn]

^^^^ YAHHHHHHHHHH trick YAHHHHHHHHHH

Was originally YAHHHHHHH BITCH YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...which has a much better ring to it.

I would post the original song (terrible quality, obviously made on a computer in about 10 minutes), but the link is dead now.

[ProfMonnitoff]

Was originally YAHHHHHHH BITCH YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...which has a much better wring to it.

I would post the original song (terrible quality, obviously made on a computer in about 10 minutes), but the link is dead now.

YAHHH TRlCK YAHHH

[ktothe]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Guest youkinorn]

YAHHH TRlCK YAHHH

BITCH YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH BITCH

[e_train]

On Saturday night, my friends and I got hit by a d-bag in a white pickup truck while driving north on the 405 toward LA. We slowed down with the rest of traffic but he was going too fast and darted into our lane, hitting us from behind. My friend, the driver, swerved to the right and we went parallel to the freeway and ended up running into the cement shoulder and then bounced back into the middle of traffic.

The piece of shit who hit us fled the scene. And the fucking genius police tried to tell me to wait in the car after they got my information. Yeah, I'm really gonna wait in a totalled car...what the christ?

Luckily the tow truck driver dropped my friends and me off at a random sushi joint on La Brea, and we got trashed to help ease our emotional and physical pain. I'm glad no one was seriously hurt, which is the most important thing, but angry at what assholes people can be. I hope karma fucks the guy who hit us in the ass.

[sunisa]

after coming home from work, id go upstairs to my room. the past few nights, id hear the tv in the empty room up the hall. im the only one living on the second floor. sometimes itll be turned up really loud so i have to get up to turn it off. whats bothering me is that im sure the lights and everything were already off when i walked by it to my room....so it shouldnt even be on. the two other people in my family are asleep by then and living on the first floor.

so about an hour ago, i heard a creep outside my door. i ignore it, telling myself it cant be the tv again, and continue on the computer. 20 minutes ago, i walk out to brush my teeth and hear something. i walked over and saw the tv on again... :eek:

i didnt turn it off this time.

[Guest winq]

to this very day i still misread soepom as soeporn

[spacemanvt]

i keep listening to the same house tracks over and over again

i think i have some sort of weird OCD, ill do that for a couple of days then hate the song. is that normal?

[insomaniac]

since about 2hrs ago, i have a ginormous crush on dann gallucci.

[artificialsky]

Can she be the fee?

I'll need moar pix*

* of you or her.

[Guest]

I used to practice piano every day! I used to do homework! What happened?!?!

[fortune]

I used to practice piano every day! I used to do homework! What happened?!?!

you found superfuture.

[samsikle]

i keep listening to the same house tracks over and over again

i think i have some sort of weird OCD, ill do that for a couple of days then hate the song. is that normal?

i'm the same way. i have a way of ruining wonderful songs for myself.

[artificialsky]

actual text message sent to our hero: "Im alright. im sorry i just cant do this at all. its my fault i know i send mixed signals and am wierd. so im sorry ill stop. but yeah honestly i just cant."

...bitch.

[skiniks]

hooked up with a girl 6 years older than me last night. not really my confession, but my buddy was dancing with a like 60 year old woman all night. thank god he didn't bag her, but i'm pretty sure they kissed. i feel gross for him.

[onemancult]

60 is the new 15.

[Caps Lock]

15 is the new 10

[whitney]

I just brought a pair of pink paul frank rain boots cos when I left the house the sky was clear and I wore my new leather flats. They were only 38 dollars so I don't feel so bad but they look really kiddy kyut.

[artificialsky]

I just brought a pair of pink paul frank rain boots cos when I left the house the sky was clear and I wore my new leather flats. They were only 38 dollars so I don't feel so bad but they look really kiddy kyut.

this post is worthless without pix

[Serge]

One of my best friend's was in a car accident that killed her baby and her fiancee and I have no idea what to say to her..