superconfessional

[seemeugly]

One of my friends is going for non-routine cancer screening sometime in the next couple weeks, and I am terrified.

[Guest DUM]

I like to put iTunes on random, ask it a question and then press the skip button and let it answer my question with the song.

I never really remember the 'answers' but I do it like every night.

[wEstSidE]

I like to put iTunes on random, ask it a question and then press the skip button and let it answer my question with the song.

I never really remember the 'answers' but I do it like every night.

itunes is the new bibliomancy.

[cureOne]

The thing about westside's image embed tactic is that most email clients block images these dayzzz worth a shot though

[wEstSidE]

depends on user settings. chances are that if they get emails from any mass mailing list like ebay etc then they'll turn it on 4 lyfe so they can c wutz inside, or at least from that wabsite. most on prompt will want to see images in n emial.

[stayhandsome]

2 a.m. last night after a evening spent with yay/hash/beer i went to the gas station and got a king size snickers and some jimmy hats through the late night window. road my bike while eating the king size over to the most amazing/attractive girls house who i just met while listening to cuban linx (ice water thru verbal intercourse) on my ipod. the moon was full and the wind was ghost. had to say it was a good night.

[jhey]

One of my best friends went to the phillipines on july 5th, and he was supposed to come back in time for school, and on august 11th. I got a little worried, but I managed to get a hold of him on myspace today. He told me that he will be coming back next summer. I'm so confused. He's going to be gone for another year, and it's going to be mad weird without him.

[Larry Bird]

ive taken a total of 18 mgs of xanax thru out the night and day and i feel fine...barely sedated...talk about tolerance...got ahold of abunch of 10 mg valiums which have a very long half life so im gonna switch and taper starting at work tonight.

note: never mix methadone and suboxone together...i was hella sick for a day and a half...

not glorifing drugs at all, so dont get the wrong impression.

[mr fluffernutter]

i confess, i thought stayhandsome was gay

[evisu 2000]

ha! simpletons.

yea there is. put n image on ur survar. make it a blank white image really small too like 1px or sumthin . log wen ppl aceess it. only dood 2 acess shud b guy u sent email.

u win.

i view all my email in plaintext, knub.

[wEstSidE]

lol i b hittin up mailx alll day mah nigguz.

[Corbin Law]

I also had a 1.5 year running relationship with my friend's 37 year old mother.

thats the sufu way.

nah ive never been on any medication ever really. i do my best to be all natural.

[notesee]

I also had a 1.5 year running relationship with my friend's 37 year old mother.

That's what's up .. this is one of my life goals.

[lllllllllllllll]

That's what's up .. this is one of my life goals.

are you serious, james?

ahaha that's great.

[jeepster]

thats the sufu way.

nah ive never been on any medication ever really. i do my best to be all natural.

see thats where we differ. im medicated as fuck.

oops: 1,000 posts.

time to start deleting..

[notesee]

Yes .. I'm serious. I want some mother action.

[notesee]

oops: 1,000 posts.

time to start deleting..

No .. deleting is not tolerated, you can't lie to yourself and the community.

[lllllllllllllll]

i'm suddenly craving a frito pie

[wEstSidE]

i want a suger momz 2 buy me cluthinzz.

[mr fluffernutter]

i'm suddenly craving a frito pie

oh thanks a lot

now i have to get one

[mr fluffernutter]

i want a suger momz 2 buy me cluthinzz.

oh thanks a lot

now i have to get one

[Guest DUM]

Bitch, so you're not with me then?

[Brooklyn Zoo]

ha! simpletons.

yea there is. put n image on ur survar. make it a blank white image really small too like 1px or sumthin . log wen ppl aceess it. only dood 2 acess shud b guy u sent email.

u win.

you intrigue me.

i'm house sitting with my girlfriend, and if a nanny cam were to exist in this household i may have to flee to guadalajara.

[notesee]

you intrigue me.

No homo.

10 chars

[cureOne]

fyi pine is the best mail reader

[Brooklyn Zoo]

No homo.

10 chars

thank god. its like you put the pin back in my grenade. (no homo)

[Guest jmatsu]

I just told my best friend that im in love with her and shes moving away for school. I haven't cried in 10 years until now.

*awaits neg rep from cureOne for being a pussy*

is your best friend a girl or just a femine male "bottom?" no hate, but yes homo.

[kyo]

its a girl, no homo.

[Guest jmatsu]

its a girl, no homo.

okay, since we got that out of the way, we can now move to the last resort.

by way of force, why not impregnate her? then you'll be connected to her forever.

[evisu 2000]

or kill her.