superconfessional

[Ahlvahroe]

im at work right now and its fuckin customer appreciation day. 2 and a half more hours of this bullshit do i still have to work through, fuck this sucks

[kyo]

hahahaha well shes already at the airport. So unless I go down there and i give it to her in the airport bathroom stall i don't see that happening.

[calvin1663]

go chase her down, it'll be like garden state, chicks flip for that kinda stuff. then once you're done pretending to be zach braff, you can impregnate her in the bathroom

[moy]

yeah, whats holding you back?

[broneck]

he called it already, he's a pussy, neg rep his ass.

[Corbin Law]

seriously, this is the one time in your life that you get to live out the plot of a romantic comedy.

and seriously what have you got to lose? itll be a while until you see her so why not make the best of these last few moments. whats one good reason?

[Guest DUM]

While trying to nap I got a prank call, someone using the schwarzenegger mixboard, lame. I hung up. They try again. I call back 2-3 times. No answer.

So I google the number and get the name and address, I know this kid, probably has a friend (atleast someone that has my number) over.

As always I turn to a member for advice, omc suggests I sign them up for some 'good' newsletters. Right then, the friend calls and says it was him.

I've signed him up for two so far...is that wrong?

[notesee]

Another good way to get someone back is to sign up their number for that text messaging service bullshit (that you see commercials for all the time).

Like get a joke a day, or the text messaging services to talk to hot girls, crap like that.

They end up getting a shitload of spam to the cell phone and they get charged extra on their phone bill for it too.

[calvin1663]

Another good way to get someone back is to sign up their number for that text messaging service bullshit (that you see commercials for all the time).

Like get a joke a day, or the text messaging services to talk to hot girls, crap like that.

They end up getting a shitload of spam to the cell phone and they get charged extra on their phone bill for it too.

ooh, that's good I didn't think of that

[Guest DUM]

It was a house phone, so that wouldn't have worked. But I have their address.

[destructodisk]

I have ur # DUM don't fuck wit me

[Guest DUM]

Haha I have a stupid amount of supernumbers, I guess I confess I like to horde phonenumbers so I feel I have more friends.

[destructodisk]

Yeah people looking through my phonebook are like, "Who the fuck is Jermaine?"

To which I respond, "Oh just this cool dude I chillaxed with in NYC."

Then they give me plus rep.

[haptronic]

seriously, this is the one time in your life that you get to live out the plot of a romantic comedy.

this is a seriously pessimistic life view for someone so young... it is entirely possible to turn the rest of your life into a romantic comedy at any time...

the main thing to watch for... ever since the hero's paradigm has been used as the plot structure ....

trust me it the the 2nd act crisis that is a bitch...and a major pitfall for many aspiring tom hanks...

[fadingblue]

fuck im grounded and staying home

i just borrowed tony hawk p8 from a friend so ill see if thats good

[Guest]

fuck im grounded and staying home

i just borrowed tony hawk p8 from a friend so ill see if thats good

hwo fucking young are you ? the last time i was grounded was like Grade 5

[Guest jmatsu]

hwo fucking young are you ? the last time i was grounded was like Grade 5

he could be in the 6th grade and still get grounded.

[Guest]

^^Haha What does that have to do with anything?

he COULD be 35 and still get grounded

[Guest jmatsu]

^^Haha What does that have to do with anything?

he COULD be 35 and still get grounded

exactly, he could be any age and still get grounded if he still lived with a guardian or some shit.

at least they didn't take away his playstation or nintendo privelleges.

[Guest]

Hahahahaha

[jeepster]

i witnessed my friend shit in a pool tonight. it was a good night.

[Guest Mayhem]

one of the 7 wonders of men. i applaud you sir, for the greatness you have witnessed.

[dismalfuture]

I'm in a pretty serious situation. I was robbed last night, to include my computer and some other things. Needless to say, superfuturing won't be priority for awhile. I'll see you on the other side, superfuture....

[Corbin Law]

dismal future, my fine captain. no! we will find these trecherous maurderers and rob them of their testicles.

whurrs dat drunk thread at

confession: i went shroom pickin for the first time in my life tonight. pretty taiiitttt.

[ron2331]

ive been going to sleep at 4 in the morning and waking up at 3 for 2 weeks i even watched degrassi until 5. i wanna fix darcys fucked up teeth with my penis.

its a corny show but i cant help but watch it.

i have to fix my sleepin schedule in 3 days. its gonna suck bad.

[JustHaja]

There is this kid at work that I want to get naked and do dirty things to but hes 18 and Im his boss ...I mean hes ready to go so no real work needed just cant figure out if its quite worth the risk...maybe i should flip a coin?

[moy]

^ wow... I need a new boss.

[Comma H]

Haja...That is pretty much most 18 year olds' dream...to have it off with their female boss.

[keagan]

I've been going to sleep at 9 am and getting up at 2 pm for the past few months....

[Servo2000]

Me and Keagan have pretty similiar schedules, except I get the feeling he might actually be doing shit when he is awake.