superconfessional

[keagan]

I use the word "avant-garde" wayyyy to much in real life.

I am usually not talking to anyone that really knows what the hell I am going on about though, so it doesn't matter.

[bruised]

i just kicked my exam's ass. thank you adderall. *sigh*

[BOORADLEY]

i feel really good about myself when i take a big dump. its like a showing of power and dominance. sometime i mutter a "fuck yeah" and give my fist a pump right before i flush away my glorious victory.

one time in highschool my buddy and i were taking poo's together and i heard him say "flawless victory". i laughed so hard i pinched pre-maturely.

[BRAD PIFFERY]

I get random hard-ons

[andewhall]

That winehouse chick def needs to eat some pies

[lil brown brother]

i get a hardon every morning i wake up ....... pissing is a bitch

[Guest jmatsu]

i feel really good about myself when i take a big dump. its like a showing of power and dominance. sometime i mutter a "fuck yeah" and give my fist a pump right before i flush away my glorious victory.

one time in highschool my buddy and i were taking poo's together and i heard him say "flawless victory". i laughed so hard i pinched pre-maturely.

when i take a shit, i try to imagine my grandfather bombing the fuck out of pearl harbor.

[phen3N]

my first pair of raw jeans were made by volcom.

[jours]

LIVENUDEGIRLS, I believe that "baby-hard-on" that you're referring too is now more lovingly called a "chub".

[deadpan]

i feel really good about myself when i take a big dump. its like a showing of power and dominance. sometime i mutter a "fuck yeah" and give my fist a pump right before i flush away my glorious victory.

one time in highschool my buddy and i were taking poo's together and i heard him say "flawless victory". i laughed so hard i pinched pre-maturely.

when i take a shit, i try to imagine my grandfather bombing the fuck out of pearl harbor.

Not quite the right clip but these ^ remind me of Alan...

IKGMEA2eeBQ

LIVENUDEGIRLS, I believe that "baby-hard-on" that you're referring too is now more lovingly called a "chub".

you mean a 'semi'? (British only maybe?)

[denimdestroyedmylife]

when i take a shit, i try to imagine my grandfather bombing the fuck out of pearl harbor.

wow! when my dad taught me how to shit on the throne, he threw some squares of TP in the toilet and shouted "bombs away!!!"

i still do that

[Corbin Law]

hailxenu - do you prefer snorting it for study? why not just gobble? serious Q btw, im on some similar shit.

i used a patch the other day

said it would last for 9 hours

and it did pretty much that plus a bit

[LaughingBuddha]

i check the superfuture facebook group way more than necessary

haha superfuture x facebook

fuck a facebook, but i have to join this one

[ko]

I think I may have ADD. In the end I’m always able to get my homework done but I procrastinate as much as humanly possible. God I fucking hate homework.

[poliopoliopolio]

i'm all done with law school, motherfuckers. more time to take pictures of myself and post them on the internet.

[sidneylo]

i'm all done with law school, motherfuckers. more time to take pictures of myself and post them on the internet.

Now we just need to find where hipset is...

[soraanaam]

i got a call from the collection agency a week ago, they asked for my uncle and quickly went into a barrage of cussing and all that shit, so i cussed back and hang up. My uncle probally borrowed money somewhere and gave them my number so yesterday someone came to my door, it was this middle aged guy who was drunk, and he said he was from the collection agency and said "YOU GIVE ME THE FUKING MONEY" we have a platform leading to our door, so my friend goes who the fuk is that and kicks him squarehard in the chest and he falls backwards and down the small 4 stair. so he knocks out, and my other friend got this bright idea of carrying him and leaving him in the middle of the street. and we did it.

[airportlobbytx]

i'm all done with law school, motherfuckers. more time to take pictures of myself and post them on the internet.

Hey, I just finished, too. Is your life now completely drained of joy?

[Tyro1]

Be prepared to have a few big guys come round to your house next time. In my experiences collection agencies ussually "collect"

[soraanaam]

Be prepared to have a few big guys come round to your house next time. In my experiences collection agencies ussually "collect"

thats wut im scared off, or they probally do something cheap

and my fukin uncle for pulling me into this shit

[Tyro1]

I had outstanding video hire fines, I never paid, was only like $50, video place sold debt to an agency, they sent a guy round, I told him to fuck off, next time two massive guys came round both in leather jackets, with a court notice, I figured $50 was probably not too much to pay...

and i didnt assult these guys or anything... I imagine they would be pretty pissed

[ghostdeini]

superconfessional: I have a remix of kylie minogue's "can't get you out of my head" that is layered over new order's "blue monday". needless to say, it is awesome and I have it on repeat right now... I'd totally hold hands with her

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

that song, not in remixed form, makes me nostalgic of years in which my life was much more exciting than it is now.

superconfessional: I have a remix of kylie minogue's "can't get you out of my head" that is layered over new order's "blue monday". needless to say, it is awesome and I have it on repeat right now... I'd totally hold hands with her

[Tyro1]

that song, not in remixed form, makes me nostalgic of years in which my life was much more exciting than it is now.

It reminds me of a stupid ex girlfriend... that pisses me off...

[dizzle]

haha I used to like that song back in the day

[Tyro1]

Can't tell if you like the song or not, but I hate when songs get ruined because they remind you of girls you don't want to be reminded of. I had a girl ruin angeles for me that way. bitch. I fucked her friend, but it was lousy, and I don't know if she even found out which essentially made it pointless.

meant for tyro, dizzle posted too fast.

Yeah it really pisses me off... I get fustrated, annoyed, angry and feel guilty all at the same time... [kylie minogue in general pisses me off, I should have dumped this girl 12 months before I actually did... and I knew that for the whole 12 months...]

[sunny]

I work at an accounting firm, and once in a while I'll come across clients' credit card info and I've been so tempted to write it down and use it.. but karma's a BITCH.

[fndmybetterhalf]

i was bored at work and started to listen to Avril Lavigne - girlfriend....

and it made me realize how much of a crush i have on Avril Lavigne

and then i quickly changed the track to some WuTang to refill my masculinity...while imagining myself doin Avril

[its swanny]

i took a friend to her prom last weekend.

i'm a sophomore in college.

laaaaaaaaaaaame.

(and she's not even my gf.)

[dizzhizz]

I told my girlfriend that I need to go on a business trip to the UK when I'm really going to Manila with a few pinoy friends from LA for a serious weekend romp!