superconfessional

[seraphim]

it would seem so. it was full to the brim with seething rage too, which you don't get a lot of in superconfessional

[Lab]

Yeah, when she started using bold text, I kinda stopped reading.

I was thinking about Trix cereal. I finally figured out the mystery behind that damn bunny.

[poly800rock]

it would seem so. it was full to the brim with seething rage too, which you don't get a lot of in superconfessional

Yeah, when she started using bold text, I kinda stopped reading.

I was thinking about Trix cereal. I finally figured out the mystery behind that damn bunny.

it was actually pretty true, towards the end at least, was about to +rep her for her honesty, but alas.

[Analog]

What was it about?

[seraphim]

'sweet fades do not a good boyfriend maketh'

[Lab]

What was it about?

so this fuckin trix rabbit, my entire life, I've pitied him. I've always been pissed at those spoiled suburbanite children who steal his only food source and laugh at his misery. And then I did a little investigating. Turns out the trix rabbit got his name from his voyueristic hobbies at chuck e cheese. The bitch would film kids jumping around in the moonwalk inflatable.

When he was finally caught, he was only thrown in jail for 3 days, during which he was not molested by a large minority prisoner, and then he got off on probation. He even has sexual relations with his parole officer, who he convinced not to keep tabs on him.

And so he stalks these white neighborhoods; he's not after the cereal. That's just a fucking metaphor.

[Serge]

I finally discovered I was in the friend zone after she asked me advice on whether or not she should get this dress because she thought she might get her period that weekend.

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[Corbin Law]

RIP Great Uncle Lenny

owned jazz clubs. had the ability to tune out all the sqwaking of a loud italian family. smoked fine cigars. quit smoking fine cigars. maybe my favorite old man.

I was listening to Wes Montgomery play 'Round Midnight. when i got the call that he had died around midnight the night before.

i give thanks.

[Guest]

sorry for your loss man

[samsikle]

I don't know, man, it might just be because I'm a member but, I'm a sucker for a guy in raw denim and dunks.

amen, sister. preach the good word.

[kenthenoob]

looks like i gotta throw my dunks back on! haha

[fadingblue]

Looks like i gotta buy dunks

[suremanok]

So I saw an old friend at a party last night who I haven't seen in months. It was good to see her again.

[ProfMonnitoff]

So I saw an old friend at a party last night who I haven't seen in months. It was good to see her again.

WHAT THE FUCK KlNDA PUSSY CONFESSION IS THAT DID U KILL SOMEONE OR NOT !!

[suremanok]

Then I killed her.

[big at lc]

My little group of friends is gonna be torn apart soon. People just being dumbasses and hooking up with each other. It's gonna suck.

Oh.... And I haven't gotten any ass for like 5/6 months

Good thing I got some dunks this past weekend

=P

- Ben

[ouss]

my pseudo "the heartless girl" quickly called her. i told her i wasnt talking about she.

[Larry!]

My little group of friends is gonna be torn apart soon. People just being dumbasses and hooking up with each other. It's gonna suck.

That happened to my group. I started going out with this girl from my clique, then we broke up. My best friend decides to go for her, since he liked her since before we started going out and I sorta was in a competition with him. But me and the girl were thinking about doing it again, but then she says no, and puts me in the friend zone and goes for the friend. Then I figured I had already wasted a crapload of time on her, so I moved on. I started dating another girl from my friends, she decides that she 'can't stand the sight of us being happy together' and decides to dump off with her boy. And then after that people started to just diffuse out. Anyways yeah.

Oh.... And I haven't gotten any ass for like 5/6 months

I haven't gotten any since New Years Eve.

[Gouf]

i drank too much wine today and now i have a bad headache

[jayrock]

I haven't gotten any since New Years Eve.

snap!

superconfession: my new roomate is my best friend's girlfriend, whom I kind of hooked up with last new years eve.... (they weren't dating then)

i not attracted to her tho

good idea? or, great idea? she be cookin for me, buyin weed and whatnot.

[Guest]

i drank too much wine today and now i have a bad headache ... then i killed her

fixed

10char

[projectdenim]

Being a manager at work, I enjoy groping my co-workers. Some of them.

[red]

Being a manager at work, I enjoy groping my co-workers. Some of them.

please elaborate.

[Halifamous]

^^^What the fuck.

There is a (likely apocryphal) story about a former New Yorker editor, who, after recieving story after story from a writer of minute talent, finally sent him a letter telling him to cease and desist. He additionally advised him to perhaps consider an activity besides writing.

He received a reply several weeks later, a final submission from the writer, which appeared to be a sheaf of foolscap drenched in urine and addressed to him at the magazine.

I'm not sure if what I'm saying is that I wish someone with authority would tell you to stop writing, or I'd rather read a pile of paper that's been pissed on. But please, don't do that again. I read this thread for peoples innermost pain, not whatever the FUCK that was.

[sean_]

i wish i could take back the +rep i gave that guy the other day, jesus

[Tyler Durden]

perhaps you could take it away, but what then. how would life spin in your direction. does life even spin, or does it waltz. waltz in the moonlight with the unicorn taking lead. how does it dance? by the stars that gave lab breath.

[will_i_am]

I made a great comparison the other day, and since all of you are about as literate as my cat, I will spare you my glorious realization.

No. Wait. I won't.

....

imho, the amount of walking sticks you own is directly proportionate to your number of sperm.)

really cocky and annoying style of writing for no reason.

[wEstSidE]

boy am i glad i aint got capaicty 2 reed dat

[spinmyworld]

I just skipped class because im lazy.

[djrajio]

I just skipped class because im lazy.

you rebel.