superconfessional

[fadingblue]

I think i might get of sufu for a couple months, i'm wasting way too much time here.

[cuddlysheep]

takin my ass to the gym and burn all this food off. yall have fun shopping. pz!

[Guest DUM]

apparently my dad's family knows kanye's family, my dad grew up where they had the funeral. ha all black people are related.

[red]

apparently my dad's family knows kanye's family, my dad grew up where they had the funeral. ha all black people are related.

thats why theyre always calling each other brotha and sista.

[MharcI]

I don't know why I ever told this girl I want to go out with her.

I'm not really interested or attracted to her anymore... and she seems to be falling head over heels for me. What a fucking mess I just put myself in.

I think the only reason I did start going out with her, was to prove myself that I could get her...and now that I did..who gives a fuck. She's hardcore clingly and on my nuts.

[artificialsky]

I don't know why I ever told this girl I want to go out with her.

I'm not really interested or attracted to her anymore... and she seems to be falling head over heels for me. What a fucking mess I just put myself in.

I think the only reason I did start going out with her, was to prove myself that I could get her...and now that I did..who gives a fuck. She's hardcore clingly and on my nuts.

how can you make this post without pix?

[Guest DUM]

make her do things you really shouldn't.

[Ahlvahroe]

i just had a job interview, and i think it went really well. so everyone pray to your gods that i get this, cause there is nothing sadder than a superfuturian without money.

[ouss]

i just had a job interview, and i think it went really well. so everyone pray to your gods that i get this, cause there is nothing sadder than a superfuturian without money.

it shouldnt exist but thats the fuckin truth

edit : in the first-world, of course

[artificialsky]

wrong.

the saddest moment in a superfuturian's life is the realization that there is nothing left to buy.

[mr fluffernutter]

wrong.

the saddest moment in a superfuturian's life is the realization that there is nothing left to buy.

you are the superfuture bible

[Larry!]

I think the only reason I did start going out with her, was to prove myself that I could get her...and now that I did..who gives a fuck. She's hardcore clingly and on my nuts.

That always seems to happen. Just start ignoring her calls/texts/ims.

[jayrock]

That always seems to happen. Just start ignoring her calls/texts/ims.

terrible advice. love is like a tango, she advance you retreat, you advance she retreats

becoming clingy and needy. bitches hate that

[Larry!]

terrible advice. love is like a tango, she advance you retreat, you advance she retreats

becoming clingy and needy. bitches hate that

Meh, if he keeps it up long enough, and she really is super clingy, she'll get sick of it as well. But your way is probably better.

[branespload]

Despite my efforts and better judgment I got led on again for the second time by the same girl... But this time she was interested in my other best friend. Perfect.

[Guest DUM]

lay her tits on a dresser, just her tits, and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat.

[Servo2000]

lay her tits on a dresser, just her tits, and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat.

Isn't this from Ichi the Killer? Or do they just slice her nipples off in that?

[notesee]

That's from Wu Tang's 36 Chambers. Method Man's skit, except he says nuts instead of tits.

[red]

Isn't this from Ichi the Killer? Or do they just slice her nipples off in that?

wu-tang aint nothina fuck with.

edit: a bit late.

[junglejane]

I don't know why I ever told this girl I want to go out with her.

I'm not really interested or attracted to her anymore... and she seems to be falling head over heels for me. What a fucking mess I just put myself in.

I think the only reason I did start going out with her, was to prove myself that I could get her...and now that I did..who gives a fuck. She's hardcore clingly and on my nuts.

ask her to wear nothing but cowboy boots and nipple tassels when you are going to have sexy time. then ask her to make the tassels spin around and around. hopefully she will be wierded out by this and leave you alone.

or she might just be into it and get all kinky on your ass

GIDDY-UP

[goldengloves]

GIDDY-UP

Man, that's weird...I'm watching Seinfeld and just read that. Good ol' Kramer.

[sybaritical]

I'm asking Jane for all my advice on everything from this point on.

[ron2331]

any thing involing cowboy boots and shakin tits is good adivce....no matter what.

[notesee]

The world revolves arond Seinfeld.

During Thanksgiving dinner my uncle was talking about the soup nazi. And what episode do they play later that night on TV? Of course, the soup nazi episode.

[keagan]

NO SOUP FOR YOU.

YOU LOSE

GOOD DAY SlR.

[sean_]

The world revolves arond Seinfeld.

During Thanksgiving dinner my uncle was talking about the soup nazi. And what episode do they play later that night on TV? Of course, the soup nazi episode.

they used to play the simpsons back to back on 5:30 and 6 on different channels

one day when i was younger on the way home from school i said to my brother "i haven't seen the hurricane episode in a long time"

...you know where this is going

it was really, really weird

[will_i_am]

same shit used to happen to me with the radio.

before i'd start the car i'd be like i havent heard ........

turn on the radio. its playing.

[Caps Lock]

I nick named my car "Fat Elvis".

[destructodisk]

I can't seem to sleep until the sun comes up anymore, and I feel like shit whenever I finally wake up.

I'm discontent with the repetitive, unfulfilling social life I'm leading, but can't find anything better to do. I have a lot of amazing friends, but I feel the temptation to just leave them all behind for a change of scenery.

I overthink everything. As a result I frequently just shut off my brain and do what's easiest, hence the above circumstance. I'm even having trouble thinking of what I really want to say in this post so fuck it.

[Brooklyn Zoo]

ipods get real creepy too

the strangest experience of my life:

8 or 9 months ago i get off at the wrong exit coming back from san pedro

my ipod starts playing the eeriest beat by herbaliser

all of a sudden my surroundings started getting real dark and grimey

no idea where im at, i look up at a cross street... "crenshaw blvd."

turn around and take a left on olympic, go down the street and u turn

i come back and this jeep is stalled above the curb on the right side sidewalk

the car in front of me is going like 5 mph and im wondering what the fuck is going on

i finally get up to the jeep, windows are completely shattered, glass and blood on the asphalt

dudes sitting in the drivers seat dead and bleeding, holes in the jeep

the passengers of the jeep were outside screaming and wylin out

i drive past it, on the left, a scene of at least 40 bystanders are yelling and pointing at the jeep

im almost back at the intersection of cren n olympic

lapd screeches the fuck through almost head on into me

i swerve right and take the next exit to the 10 fwy

fuckkkkk