superconfessional

[sean_]

god bless sluts

[travisio]

i just spent the last 20 min looking at "dutty wine" videos on youtube.

i also smoked weed for the first time ever last night, not a bad experience at all.

[yuljo]

I'm posting this from my laptop which the backlight is busted on so i have to squint to see the screen.

I was making out with my girlfriend, got a nosebleed and bled all over her cheek/ear/neck.

[destructodisk]

drunk with the same ol' people again.. what fun.

fuckinkg dodging 3am curfew and doing the same shit over in over is the most pathetic thing ever. and i'm fauning over thsi girl who doesn't even deserve it for soe reason.

FUCK THIS.

fuck sambuca

fuck pabst

fuck tabasco soauc3e

fuck cheto puffsz

I can't wait for the self edge party.

[ron2331]

i was downloading some porn that was taking a long time to download so i ended up going to sleep. in the morning i hear my mom say aye dios mio look what the internet is playing.she just stood there in shock. it was the porn i tried downloading the night before. i stood up and close it and went back to sleep like nothing happen. I hate firefox and the autoplay after it finishs downloading something.

how u take this autoplay off???

[Guest DUM]

dude, when you save something "save to disk" not "open".

[notesee]

Internet 101 with DUM.

[chrisj]

dude, when you save something "save to disk" not "open".

^^^ truth

have had that happen except no one was in the room.. id just wake up to weird sounds eminating from my headphones or speakers sometimes..

[watchman]

i just spent the last 20 min looking at "dutty wine" videos on youtube.

i also smoked weed for the first time ever last night, not a bad experience at all.

if you think that is a waste of time, now that you're down with weed you will have your eyes opened. congrats

[Corbin Law]

I nick named my car "Fat Elvis".

cars need the names of great men.

i cant decide between Khan or julius caesar. if it was an SUV it was totally be Henry V

[Charlie Delta]

useless without pictures.

I'll see what I can do for you miss Seraphim.

[jeepster]

cars need the names of great men.

i cant decide between Khan or julius caesar. if it was an SUV it was totally be Henry V

i named my mini-van michael j. fox

the rear view mirror has a picture of him dangling from it.

thats how important he is to me and my car.

[Guest Airjamie]

I have a friend tat cant shit with his shirt on cause hes scared of getting shit on his shirt.

[homi29]

i use my elbow of my left hand and hold my shirt in place

no incidents ever

[andewhall]

Loving the stage 5 clinger advice.

Do what jane says.

Incidentally the favorite painting in my living room depicts a stripper swinging her tittie tassles wearing a motorhead mask.

ask her to wear nothing but cowboy boots and nipple tassels when you are going to have sexy time. then ask her to make the tassels spin around and around. hopefully she will be wierded out by this and leave you alone.

or she might just be into it and get all kinky on your ass

GIDDY-UP

[Guest Airjamie]

i just simultaneously yanked that shit and watched bev. hilbillies. fuck you

[seraphim]

I think giddy up is some of the best advice you can give.

[glenn]

i'm fairly certain i saw sidneylo having a (loud) argument with someone in chinatown...

[superBobo]

ive had this really nice weekend, with a super cute girl being at my place from friday night to today, and now that shes left and im alone and back to normal ,shit sucks!

[wEstSidE]

i'm fairly certain i saw sidneylo having a (loud) argument with someone in chinatown...

chinee cant b quiet

[wEstSidE]

all look same.

[Guest DUM]

could've easliy been any asian kid, but that does sound like that nigga.

[Sayword]

tg tee

skulls

generic motorbike boots

I like TG76's waywt Post, for all the wrong reasons.

[broneck]

i was downloading some porn that was taking a long time to download so i ended up going to sleep. in the morning i hear my mom say aye dios mio look what the internet is playing.she just stood there in shock. it was the porn i tried downloading the night before. i stood up and close it and went back to sleep like nothing happen. I hate firefox and the autoplay after it finishs downloading something.

how u take this autoplay off???

this is awesome

[kenthenoob]

that's why you turn off your monitor...

my firefox doesn't do that... the internets hates you.

[Guest DUM]

I cut people off alot because it's kinda funny when they freak out, fly pass me screaming and cursing. it started as an accident but I think I do it on purpose now.

[sidneylo]

i'm fairly certain i saw sidneylo having a (loud) argument with someone in chinatown...

Plus rep.

Motherfucker was saying shit so I called that old man a snitch. He was shitting on me for poor manners cause I walked up the wrong side of the subway exit stairs... excuse me? You're 1. in NYC and 2. in Chinatown. Nobody gives a shit about laws here.

It's okay I had some xiao long bao right after the incident.

[le_chic_garcon]

I purposely delayed my reaction to go straight while driving through an intersection because I was bored driving and knew that the teenage kids turning right on the other side of the intersection at the redlight would try to cut me off. I purposely delayed myself so that I could hold my horn and honk at them for cutting me off.

[poly800rock]

Plus rep.

Motherfucker was saying shit so I called that old man a snitch. He was shitting on me for poor manners cause I walked up the wrong side of the subway exit stairs... excuse me? You're 1. in NYC and 2. in Chinatown. Nobody gives a shit about laws here.

It's okay I had some xiao long bao right after the incident.

was the guy azyn? if that's the case, than he has no idea what goes on in the homeland.

[mellowbonsai]

this is awesome

bash.org is a great resource for embarassing masturbation/porn stories, take this one, for example:

<Richad34> Oy I had a bad night

<Richad34> I couldn't sleep, and had no idea what to do. My parents are still awake, it was midnight, and I was bored.

<Richad34> So then I remembered that I had a drama presentation the next class and I played a rich guy so I needed a suit.

<Richad34> I take out my suit, and get dressed. You know, the works. I even took out my top hat and my cane.

<Richad34> Now it gets a little weird. I had to go downstairs in order to see how I looked as it's the only place with a full body mirror. My parents sleep on the same floor as me so I didn't want to wake them up.

<Richad34> So I got this idea. I decided to turn on my TV so that my parents thought people were talking outside, and my footsteps would be noises they were making. I thought it would work, I was tired.

<Richad34> I ran downstairs, checked myself out. I looked fine, so I went back into my room

<Richad34> Now by then the running in a suit had made me kind of itchy (down south), so I quickly undo my pants and release what was stuck and to relieve my itch with my hand.

<Richad34> And my mom opens the door to the room and all I do is freeze in surprise

<Richad34> I don't know what she was thinking, but I can tell you the following

<Richad34> It was midnight, I was in a suit and top hat, and I appeared to be jacking off to George from Seinfeld.

<Richad34> And my mom just stood there in disbelief

<Richad34> I can't tell you what ensued, but it involved attempted exorcism and lots of crying

<Richad34> Best night ever