superconfessional

[Servo2000]

i've got a fully legitimate excuse for that since i hardly even know my own birthday

i spent the entire last sufu meetup telling everyone i was 18 when i'd been 19 for probably half a year

also i was convinced it was on the 18th - turns out it's not

[HBlack]

you're 19? man, i would have said mid-late 20s from the pictures i remember seeing.

[Servo2000]

I think you might have me confused with someone else. I look like I'm 12.

[Elysium]

You look older than me for us both being 19.

[NatseOklim]

ooooomg. i found out today (friday) that one of my best friend's birthday was on wednesday. in my defense, i don't know my other best friend's birthday and we've been friends for like 8 years. i'm just bad with numbers

Went round to one of my best friends houses the other day and there were a bunch of cards lined up, I was like "When was it your birthday?!?" Guess that's what you get for relying on Facebook to remind you, he didn't have his birthday in Facebook so I totally forgot. He has the same birthday as my mum and the day after my dad so I don't really have that excuse either...

[Egpt]

today i almost being did not go to a party were they were handing out 100 bottles of vodka to 100 girls so that i could just stay at home and eat haagen-dazs and watch some lame movies.

i arrived now(circa 7:30 am in this timezone) and thank god i decided not to stay at home ahaha.

[Akura]

I was conflicted between helping my best friends drunk ass home while at the same time hitting on this cute jewish beezy and I didn't know what to do. I think I did the right thing by helping my friend back to his place(side note he has so drunk that he was sleeping on a sofa in the club. Now I am stuck at his place on sufu without a beezy...... why is the world so cruel??

[suremanok]

Call the bitch over. Your best friend is knocked out anyways?

[jl3969]

why must i stay crushin on friends. catchin feelings so bad, hard not to act like a bitchass at times.

[the Repeater]

boy sees hot girl says to friend " shes bad im gonna waste her"

You're ruining women for me.

[samsikle]

so i ended up going to my friend's birthday get together (after going to my other friend's birthday at the bar since i said yes to going already and i hate to flake), and i apologized for forgetting his birthday. he said he wouldn't remember mine either if it wasn't on some stupid day like 4/20 then we proceeded to get fucked up. salvia doesn't really work when you've had a lot to drink.

[epitaph220]

anyone watch the last episode of prison break?

made me kinda sad

[jeepster]

you'll get used to sleeping on your own. I haven't been with a woman in months, but that is hopefully soon to change -- I'm working on a new opportunity. It was kind of nice to only focus on myself for a change, though.

edit: max, where's the girl located now? too far from the ol' nutmeg state to make anything work?

just lurked your facebook... she's purrrrdy

yeah she's down in FL... too far

I know I'll get used to it again but in the short term, still sucks.

and yes, she's quite purrrrrrdy. Miss her a lot

[Gouf]

for the first time in 3 years i decided to go buy a pair of sneakers at undefeated this morning before work.

mind you I havn't been there in atleast 2 years, and I assumed this gayass hypebeast mentality of waiting in a line of losers to buy a pair of chinaman sneakers had finally subsided. but i was totally wrong and I didnt even have to fully turn the corner to see it before I hopped back in my car and gtfo.

was down for an easy cop of some decent looking sneaks, not a line full of dickwades still stuck in 2006. fuck those shoes and that mentality

[jeepster]

yo Gouf btw I'm out of the no-fap challenge. Sorry m8

[Gouf]

^that shit is through, im pretty sure devoting a whole thread so u could constantly be reminded ur not looking at porn isnt such a great idea for anybody. its always better when its out of sight and out of mind anyway.

i think it was kind of a good tool to show some of these mothers you can do more with your week then fap day in and day out though

[Jimbo69]

My friend got mono last week from drinking outta the wine glass during a breaking of bread ceremony.

[icandunkonu]

anyone watch the last episode of prison break?

made me kinda sad

That shit has gotten so terrible it's not even funny, i can literally predict what's gonna happen 10 minutes before it does, good riddance

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

lol undftd store.

I miss the nyc stussy store, only because whenever I went in there, the workers were mad nice and easy to talk to.

oh and NYC, recon girl, id marry you.

[jeepster]

lol, walked past a bunch of former sufu godheads today include Sphoxx... was with WeStsiDe along with others and got some lulz outta it.

[Servo2000]

lulzing @ or with

[femelle]

Two more weeks at the condo on the lake in south Texas.... I hate my neighbors. They have absurd ideas of what a boat is and what a good drink is and what music is., the kind that try to pick you up while their leathered and weathered wives are at the pool. Jesus!

Yes, I find your burn lines and 10 lb catfish very appealing.

[Gouf]

^who are u?>

[femelle]

is me

[tangerine]

are a dime a dozen here... be more specific.

[Gouf]

already over it

[femelle]

It's a picture of an asshole. Who knows what to say to "who are you?" ?

[femelle]

Oh hi I'm Regina, I'm not working, can you pass me............ got nothing

edit: you say this every time?

[Oxy.]

i usually just say jesus (1)

just sayin'.

[femelle]

Since this is the confessional... Regina's the name I give at sandwich shops when they ask for a name on my order. And other scenarios I guess