superconfessional

[cinderella]

i just bought the cuuutest bathing suit everrrrrr froom h&m and now i want my cottage's lake to fucking hurry up and be warm so I can go swim in it. Shit stays icy until july, i swear.

[bchhun]

I can't deal with myself. I want some sort of release. Should I jerk it?

[Guest bambam]

dont touch ur shit! hekekekekkekekeeekke

edit: susssussssussuusssusss

[camc]

i just found out my best friend is going away on a fairly significant holiday with a bunch of mutual friends and didnt even tell me.

my brother is doing the same only he is organising it plain sight and just not asking me.

everyone i know is finishing tertiary study this year and going on great big opus's overseas and i am not invited on any of them.

i havent had a message on facebook returned in weeks.

conversations with people i know have become shallow, superficial and consisting only of the smallest talk.

how did i ostracise myself in this way? (rhetorical)

but most importantly how do i get back in the loop?

[newaesthetic]

I don't know if me thinking "it's just sex" is a way of becoming more reasonable about something, or making excuses for her.

Ex hasn't called in a week. Have her ipod, found out from apple it is indeed the battery (so I was right, and didn't even get an apology), and am now wondering why she hasn't responded any day I tried to get a hold of her. Do I just keep it?

Need to be up in 5.5 hours...

[6ixes&7evens]

shooting myself in the head sounds so good right now

[Gouf]

dunt du it. think of the mess after

[Gouf]

but that reminds me of how a couple months a go this chick jumped off my building and split her head across the stairway. I mean totally popped her skull in a deep pooly bloody mess, i could see it perfectly clear from my bedroom window.

cops/coroner/security each came and went. it was like she was just a thing, not like she was a person who once had hopes, dreams, desires, and ever cared for shit.

im really blown but im flashing back to how lame i felt it was that people were joking around her body and how long they left it laying there in clear view.

cant help but to think its a loss of dignity that i dont even think she could have imagined.

feels weird to recall out of nowhere

[dismalfuture]

6's and 7's mom is Asian (Vietnamese?). She would do a good job cleaning up the mess, with lots of household sprays and some good old elbow grease.

[dismalfuture]

Then his dad would yell at him about committing suicide and not getting into medical school.

[Spaghettini]

i just found out my best friend is going away on a fairly significant holiday with a bunch of mutual friends and didnt even tell me.

my brother is doing the same only he is organising it plain sight and just not asking me.

everyone i know is finishing tertiary study this year and going on great big opus's overseas and i am not invited on any of them.

i havent had a message on facebook returned in weeks.

conversations with people i know have become shallow, superficial and consisting only of the smallest talk.

how did i ostracise myself in this way? (rhetorical)

but most importantly how do i get back in the loop?

try connecting with them through a more personal medium than the internet, thats a good first step. call or better yet meet them in person and try and gauge why these people don't want to include you. then you have to decide whether you want to change whatever it is that's turning them off, or cut them off and start with new people.

[Bona Drag]

fuck their girls while they out of town

make sure u strapped when they get back

[Mr Waffles]

i stay strapped.

the guy at the Volkswagen service counter was disgusted at the fact i had not had my oil changed in like 20k miles.

[Osmosis Jones]

Every time I see my ex, I still think I let go of the most beautiful girl in the world.

[Bona Drag]

stay strong bruva

[Osmosis Jones]

i have sungod to look forward to.

[Mr Waffles]

i would let her lick my nuts.

[dismalfuture]

I would let her fold my laundry and then I'd criticize her lower body after mediocre sex.

[dismalfuture]

She could've rolled in my Acura Integra circa 1997, though.

[Osmosis Jones]

so sad man.

[Mr Waffles]

lolz at acura integra. I stay letting her in ma prelude.

[Osmosis Jones]

she loves the honda spree, i know this 100%

[dismalfuture]

She likes th DOHC VTEC, always an oriental Ferrari concept for slightly overweight Asian American girls with no fashion sense.

[icandunkonu]

Every time I see my ex, I still think I let go of the most beautiful girl in the world.

http://www.imeem.com/people/ZDRi2/music/JsI_pqcJ/prince-the-most-beautiful-girl-in-the-world/

[dismalfuture]

for real my du, you need to convince her in a sensitive way to lose about 15-20 lbs, get her a better hair and makeup artist and convince her to leave the family farm, and get her on the track of buying clothes that are about 100 times more expensive and you have a girl I'd be seen in public with.

[dismalfuture]

dunkmasta, where is that quote from? Now we confirm that Evilcrayon likes 6.5/10 dead fish bitches with slightly too hairy cunts.

[Osmosis Jones]

for real my du, you need to convince her in a sensitive way to lose about 15-20 lbs, get her a better hair and makeup artist and convince her to leave the family farm, and get her on the track of buying clothes that are about 100 times more expensive and you have a girl I'd be seen in public with.

She's got pretty thick legs but here's some top secret fotos. She works out a lot too, doesn't eat much, hella thin. When she wouldn't work out, she lost like 5lb... and yeah, she has shitty style.

[dismalfuture]

She has a face like a Korean American guy named David Kim or Charles Kang. Beat it and she might look a little better with blood and cum swirled a little on her face.

[Spaghettini]

it is safe to say she is not the most beautiful girl in the world, so there's no need to stress it my man

[Osmosis Jones]

thank you for turning my head around superfuture.