superconfessional

[Orion]

regarding that ^, Norco + Ambien right now and I'm.........................about........................................................gone...................................................................................................................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[branespload]

I am like *this* close to dropping $150 on two different flashlights and some batteries... why do I cop dumbest jawnz

[minou]

I am like *this* close to dropping $150 on two different flashlights and some batteries... why do I cop dumbest jawnz

you think its dumb? i think its an investment for lonely nights.

[hellogoodbye]

dude he said flash light not flesh light

[minou]

dude he said flash light not flesh light

oh my god. oh my god.

blonde moment

[gramps]

Hahahaha. 12345

[minou]

sooo cute <3

<3333 you babe.

[ProfMonnitoff]

fleshlights are so weird

i dont think i could ever buy one

[branespload]

oh my god. oh my god.

blonde moment

i have gotten so much grief on facebook when i talk about flashlights that now I just purposely typo "fleshlight" and nobody even questions it at this point. pretty sad.

EDIT: brb patenting design for a flæshlight

[redX]

[Knugget]

ripped a silent deadly one. i hope no one comes in for the next 5 minutes. it's making me choke.

edit: roommate came in. left right away.

[moondog]

there is this really cute girl who works at a store near where i work...she actually owns it. I used to innocently flirt with her when she came in...now i dont see her as much.

Im debating if i should just go buy something and feel out the situation or just fuck it and burst in the store and be like.. "you, me, bike rides, fancy diner, ice cream, saturday". odds are i wont not be so smooth and say something about the pope and a fleshlight.

problem is....i dont know if she even has a bf.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

yeah youre not gonna get her

[jeepster]

go with the direct statement you have right there. Put it on your hand.

[Liberation1945]

thats actually not bad...will use in the near future thanks.

[nicotine]

SIKE YOUR MIND I LOVE DRUGS.

And malt liquor, don't hate.

[bouwnt]

16 days left to figure out how to stay 16 forever.

ugh. my horrorscope is illing me right now

[Ahlvahroe]

fleshlights are so weird

i dont think i could ever buy one

yeah but the real question is would you accept one as a gift?

[gramps]

A hand me down?

[gas prices kill]

I should really, really slow down with the weed.

[nicotine]

I should really, really slow down with the weed.

Naaaaah, never that.

[Yardsale]

there is this really cute girl who works at a store near where i work...she actually owns it. I used to innocently flirt with her when she came in...now i dont see her as much.

Im debating if i should just go buy something and feel out the situation or just fuck it and burst in the store and be like.. "you, me, bike rides, fancy diner, ice cream, saturday". odds are i wont not be so smooth and say something about the pope and a fleshlight.

problem is....i dont know if she even has a bf.

buy something and and check it out. bring up what you're doing this weekend and possibly invite her if you get the greenlight.

???

profit

[Guest bambam]

I should really, really slow down with the weed.

fucc datt smoke dat dancc all day every day fucc slowin down it aint no thang

[ProfMonnitoff]

if u smoke weed u will die

[Guest bambam]

My Dare Rap

By Shawna

When you SMOKE

It's no JOKE

Smoking turns your lungs BLACK

And Causes you to HACK

If you go ahead and SMOKE

You are going to CROAK

If you smoke POT

Your brain will ROT

When you drink BEER

You can't think CLEAR

When you drink BOOZE

Your brain will SNOOZE

If you take a DRUG

You will turn into a SLUG

When you get HIGH

You might try to FLY

And you will DIE

So if you go to a Party

Be a SMARTY!

Listen to my VOICE

Make the right CHOICE

If you never drink and DRIVE

You will have a good chance of staying ALIVE.

[DaBestSpoona]

there is this really cute girl who works at a store near where i work...she actually owns it. I used to innocently flirt with her when she came in...now i dont see her as much.

Im debating if i should just go buy something and feel out the situation or just fuck it and burst in the store and be like.. "you, me, bike rides, fancy diner, ice cream, saturday". odds are i wont not be so smooth and say something about the pope and a fleshlight.

problem is....i dont know if she even has a bf.

If all else fails get a camera phone pic and a fleshlight

[whitney]

it was pretty funny watching my butt fall off the step ladder on the surveillance tape after..not so funny during.

[e0d9n0b5]

i want yior butt too fall into my mouth , biutch

[ProfMonnitoff]

how about i kick ur butt off and replace that ass with some stolen candy and some other stuff i stole

[Yardsale]

oh god i just realized i bought two bottles of multivitamins....for her.

fuck my life argh.

I'm still going to keep eating them