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i have two possible scenarios to work out.. both regarding female friends of mine who recently got out of relationships..

first scenario is probably my best female friend that i have known for 5+ years. She just broke up with her boyfriend and i have been comforting her and helping her out with it for the past few days. she's pretty over it, but i know she wants a fuck-buddy. she's pretty hot too. should i go for that? i'm hanging out with her on friday and there will be some partying going on, so should i pull the move there? or should i just keep away, cause i value her friendship quite a bit.

second scenario involves this one chick at work who broke up with her boyfriend pretty badly. i have also been talking through the situation with her, and i can sense some chemistry that is brewing between us. she's a super cool chick, but she has a lot of baggage (two jobs, supports the family, dad was an addict treats her like shit, her last boyfriend treated her like shit, etc) so i don't know if i can handle it. she's super hot though, so i'm conflicted..

SUFU HALP ME OUT.

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false alarm

her granddaughter came to see us just now

apparently she's gonna pull thru

but she went into cardiac arrest last night and that was the scare.

good thing she ok. thats messed.

thank goodness

woulda been so messed.

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I wish she lived closer

/moping

ima go clean my car out now.

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chill du. i understand how it feels. :)

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I'm really excited for the House season finale. I think I watch too much tv. I scheduled this whole week around season finales. Fringe season finale tomorrow. Lost season finale wednesday. I'm a sucker for J.J. Abrams shows.

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i fear i may like her more than she likes me :/

also same boat :<

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i feel like im goin craazy over this chick got me feelin like im in 4th grade again daaaaaaaaamn maybe its just spring:confused::confused::confused::confused:

im so giddy

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i think it's the spring fever type shit. im going nuts here too and it's not even like a horny feeling. just wanna go to the zoo and eat ice cream n shit. ex girlfriend trying to hang out as well as my friends ex. cant do it. rather have the one further away. worth the wait i guess.

im gonna clean my room now.

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the girl i've ben smashing told me she missed taking her birth control pill 1 day last week. i did some brainsearch and realized that was the only day that i creampied

FML

let me explain to you how birth control pills work: they fool your body into thinking its already pregnant, so it doesn't release an egg. If you miss one day it doesn't matter, it only matters if you miss enough that your body restarts its cycle, and possibly produces an egg.

tl;dr, the egg is either there or it isnt, so missing 1 pill doesn't matter. The worry is missing enough that your cycle ends.

long answer I know, but a lot of guys dont understand this stuff and freak out about it.

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i have been farting a lot recently although i have mastered the silent fart art i really don't know why i've been letting so much gas pass. i think i eat right . i exercise and shit.

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i like cigarettes too much, i like beeerevery single night, i like hummus on stacys pita chisps, i like to spark up a nice fat blunt and cruise it on the hgihway, i like to be around a handful of poeple i call my buppies, i like to drink way too muchf or only being 20.

goodnight, i amfallign asleep at this puter and i has work tomorrow 9-7

KIllLLLLL MMEEE.

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i like cigarettes too much, i like beeerevery single night, i like hummus on stacys pita chisps, i like to spark up a nice fat blunt and cruise it on the hgihway, i like to be around a handful of poeple i call my buppies, i like to drink way too muchf or only being 20.

goodnight, i amfallign asleep at this puter and i has work tomorrow 9-7

KIllLLLLL MMEEE.

man i go out til 3-4 am if its a weekend and i wake up at 5 to work at a farm doing laborious work get on my hype quit your bitchin

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mine is on death rituals of all religions

and I missed the second test, so I have that on there too.

fuckkkkkkk.

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man i go out til 3-4 am if its a weekend and i wake up at 5 to work at a farm doing laborious work get on my hype quit your bitchin

cant sleep on my own, I havent been able to for a long time and if I dont allot myself 4-6 hours, I'll never wake up after I take my sleepies. It's either sleepies or watch the sunrise and be even more of a zombie than I am, selling frozen yogurt, cutting like 9,000 pineapple (0) and pretty much doing all of the other bitchwork no one else "has time for".

I'll stop bitchin when I get a raise... or catch a fuckin break.

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mine is on death rituals of all religions

and I missed the second test, so I have that on there too.

fuckkkkkkk.

Good luck max. I'm sure you'll do just fine.

if you don't... smoke some weed and you'll be happy as a lamb.

:) High hopes buddy.

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Good luck max. I'm sure you'll do just fine.

if you don't... smoke some weed and you'll be happy as a lamb.

:) High hopes buddy.

haha no I'm fucked

the only bad thing is I probably won't make deans list this semester if I do poorly on this test. Don't think I'm making it anyways.

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i am in a jacked up mood 2day and apologize in advance if i threaten violence against anyone, whether in posts, repps or pms

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fuck

just shanked my philosophy final

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk everything

2 more

1 is retarded

the other is bullshit pro

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^^

keep ya head up

i can handle rejection if they're honest

not attracted to me? fine, plenty of womenz are so i'll just go find one of them

tell me you're not attracted to me but then also tell me you're 26 and a virgin who's never been kissed on the lips, and then also let me put my hands on you etc?

if it's true you're probably garbage in bed and i don't want to deal with the blood anyway

if you're lying you're playing games above and beyond the usual so fuck you

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