superconfessional

[ProfMonnitoff]

doesnt everyone?

apparently not because why else would the easiest to find internet porn be brazzers and naughty america

i literally cant get off to any of that

[andewhall]

Mmmm V8, and Mmmmmm V8.

The first one...with other stuff attached to it.

This dude's car across the road caught on fire the other day, my brother and I happened to be outside chatting. Tried putting it out with a fire extinguisher...but couldn't get the bonnet open...then flames started lickin' out the sides and started making dangerous sounding cracks and hisses...we both kinda backed off thinking, fuck this. Called the guys in red, sat back and watched.

or

[tg76]

tg, just go for it. no regrets. sounds like you're happy with him so just for it, move stuff in slowly for a trial run. you'd probably regret more if you don't.

only regret i could have is if i had a change of heart and wanted children.. and i cant see that happening, although i did catch myself thinking he would suit being a dad when i saw him with his neice

i spent way too much money last night on penis ornaments and little vials engraved and carved with porno

[evisu 2000]

I find retro porn more arousing then modern day porn.

i do too, but sometimes i can't watch it because all i think about is how they're dead now (insert necro jokez). not that they all are.

[kunk75]

did he have a vasectomy? can't remember. anyway, they're reversible.

only regret i could have is if i had a change of heart and wanted children.. and i cant see that happening, although i did catch myself thinking he would suit being a dad when i saw him with his neice

i spent way too much money last night on penis ornaments and little vials engraved and carved with porno

[selaviso]

the george lopez show never seems to disappoint me.

plus the women are hot. (im prertty sure ive said that a million times on here)

[Guest jmatsu]

i do too, but sometimes i can't watch it because all i think about is how they're dead now (insert necro jokez). not that they all are.

[kunk75]

^ i agree about it being hard fapping to the dead.

i also like way older porno women and i don't know why, like the 40-50 year olds. if i ever cheated it would be to bang some 45 year old, not a 19 year old. should that make my wife feel better? it's like, sorry hun, you just werent old and dry enough for my taste.

[cabl3]

after some though and consideration...

my anus is bleeding.

[Guest jmatsu]

^ i agree about it being hard fapping to the dead.

i also like way older porno women and i don't know why, like the 40-50 year olds. if i ever cheated it would be to bang some 45 year old, not a 19 year old. should that make my wife feel better? it's like, sorry hun, you just werent old and dry enough for my taste.

4 reals? when i was younger i used to like older women, but now i like young girls.

[Guest jmatsu]

after some though and consideration...

my anus is bleeding.

what? gross.

[evisu 2000]

when i was younger i liked older girls too

now i like girls my age, and no youngerrrrr

[Guest jmatsu]

we talking about just the sexy-times? or about girlfriend/wife materials?

[kunk75]

joanna angel and her posse would be my exception. burning angel shot at a friends apartment last year and i almost messed myself.

[Guest jmatsu]

joanna angel and her posse would be my exception. burning angel shot at a friends apartment last year and i almost messed myself.

i think that one tattooed white bitch calling herself belladonna is part of that crew. i don't really get off on lesbians, but she ate this one girl's asshole out real proper-like. bitch was going deep...like she wanted to taste what that other bitch had for dinner the night b4. it was great! stirred my loins. first time in years i had to fap to lesbos.

[gfunkdocta]

retro porn taught me that

sex is best with wild guitar solos in the background

4 reals? when i was younger i used to like older women, but now i like young girls.

true for me

[gaydad]

i agree yes perhaps to the climax,,, but what the lead up is the wah-wah guitar effect

[6ixes&7evens]

Belladonna is unattractive to me as far as physical looks go but she does some shit that just makes me like the baseball bat up the fanny, phew...

[↓ Is The New ↑]

I heard Stranger than Fiction was a good movie?

Aw damnit....

Was on last night actually... haha... I enjoyed it.

[bill]

not really a confession but

the big toe of my left feet is numb since I came back home....

WTF

[timber]

I'm eating expired candy that I bought on sale...

It's so good.

[Charlie Delta]

You will wake up tomorrow and have a severe case of Teh SuperAIDS!!!

[thomass]

Was on last night actually... haha... I enjoyed it.

one of my favorite movies, i love it.

[Leonard Leroy]

Yo mass when you were unconscious

i didn't wake you up right away because i made eye contact with these two chicks right next to you feeling each other up and they starting making out while looking at me.

But then i had somewhere to go so like.

[M.O.A]

i have two girls sitting on my floor making me a bird of paradise costume for friday

i like to think of it as outsourcing.

[mrip]

You will wake up tomorrow and have a severe case of Teh SuperAIDS!!!

the good kind or the bad kind?

[Charlie Delta]

[DüM]

I really fucked up that R.

[tac0tron]

For the past three nights, I have been having dreams about my own death... is this a bad thing?

[Charlie Delta]

On the fourth night you shall die!

And so it was written.

It was told to him by his father, who in turn had been told by his father, who had heard from his father and it had been that way for generations.