superconfessional

[Eccles]

Was just wondering whether there was a fine line you could straddle, something that would be against the spirit of the law but not against the letter of the law--like girls having buttsex so that they can still be virgins for their future husbands, for example.

I suppose if you did it out of hunger it would be a sin

but otherwise

let it slide

[jayrock]

My cock smells like some girl. No matter how much I wash it the smell won't go away. Fucking disgusting.

wait, what? how do you smell your own cock? she must've been a helluva lady

[bouwnt]

i can't help but feel a little bit suspect when i get texts from my dudes while driving. somehow along this ribbon, my brain has been accustomed to receiving naughty messages from my girl while i'm driving (mostly to see her), so i've always smiled and perhaps had a little dick twitch nbd, right. well occasionally i have to get a msg from a guy friend in betwixt our textual relations, and havin a chub like that and conversatin with your boy is just now how i like to go out.

that's how houdini died, and i ain't goin out like that.

[kunk75]

if you pinch the nose, not swallowing is not an option. so i've heard...

Ah, swallowing jizz--the best gift a girl can give a guy....

But what about water? Couldn't you have gargled and spit out the water?

And if you swallow jizz while the sun is up, does that violate the tenets of Ramadan (i.e., does that count as breaking fast)?

[kunk75]

will rep when i reload.

i can't help but feel a little bit suspect when i get texts from my dudes while driving. somehow along this ribbon, my brain has been accustomed to receiving naughty messages from my girl while i'm driving (mostly to see her), so i've always smiled and perhaps had a little dick twitch nbd, right. well occasionally i have to get a msg from a guy friend in betwixt our textual relations, and havin a chub like that and conversatin with your boy is just now how i like to go out.

that's how houdini died, and i ain't goin out like that.

[julzkind]

Ah, swallowing jizz--the best gift a girl can give a guy....

But what about water? Couldn't you have gargled and spit out the water?

And if you swallow jizz while the sun is up, does that violate the tenets of Ramadan (i.e., does that count as breaking fast)?

didnt want to spit out the water, i wanted to drink it cause my throat felt really dry and scratchy. and i hate being teased, so no gargling.

Was just wondering whether there was a fine line you could straddle, something that would be against the spirit of the law but not against the letter of the law--like girls having buttsex so that they can still be virgins for their future husbands, for example.

i just know that if a girl or guy were to orgasm during fasting times, their fast is then broken.

i guess head could be overlooked as long as she doesnt get off on it.

[Akira]

hw est ne facile pas

Travailler ce n'est pas facile

[inaya]

My roommate just walked in on me looking at this, thanks inaya.

[e0d9n0b5]

worse than getting caught beatin it confrim / deny?

[Fookums]

who says he wasn't beatin it?

[ProfMonnitoff]

I'm starting to scare myself. I was looking at some street fashion blog last night, and thought to myelf, oh cool, thats a current season Yohji handbag. It wasn't even a very distinctive bag, just a black leather tote, but I recognized the exact shape.

Why do I even know this?

[dismalfuture]

was it the $2500 jawn with the inset circular handles, or the conventional tote? (why do I know this, as well?)

[jl3969]

want to fuck half-krn girl so bad

so so bad

[ProfMonnitoff]

The conventional tote. It's a fairly unique shape even though it has very simple lines, and the way the handles are attached is also a giveaway, but still, we should not know this.

[julzkind]

why dont i know this.....?

[jl3969]

honestly, id try to erase that knowledge out of your mind.

[conan.]

it's 7:30

i don't want to go to school today without drugs

i feel like shit all the time

time to consult my box of pills...

[bill]

i want some lean.

[ProfMonnitoff]

we should probably take it to PMs because i just got an infraction for posting porn last night

[Cordwinder]

dont have an account to that

eating shit - the movie

[azn8oi]

i suddenly laughed so hard that a receipt on my desk blew 3' away.

[azn8oi]

VoMiT eNeMa EcStAcY

[cjbreed]

VoMiT eNeMa EcStAcY

speaking of that, am i the only one who went to that hai2u.com site and scrolled down and clicked on all those links? and then felt like killing myself because there may be no hope for humanity? really? just me???

[azn8oi]

i donno, but themacuser is pretty incredible. how to gather?

[jeepster]

I held off from hooking up with a drunk girl because I was stone cold sober last night and she was practically passing out. I ended up putting her to bed and making sure she wasn't gonna get sick or anything. I feel like I did the right thing, but the dream I had about fucking her tells me I did not.

colllllllege whatsup.

[azn8oi]

oh, my god. nutabuse is horrifying. (but obviously not as bad as BME pain olympics)

[azn8oi]

I held off from hooking up with a drunk girl because I was stone cold sober last night and she was practically passing out. I ended up putting her to bed and making sure she wasn't gonna get sick or anything. I feel like I did the right thing, but the dream I had about fucking her tells me I did not.

colllllllege whatsup.

congrats you just friendzoned yourself

(but you are a good person!)

[landho]

speaking of that, am i the only one who went to that hai2u.com site and scrolled down and clicked on all those links? and then felt like killing myself because there may be no hope for humanity? really? just me???

That's basically what happened to Seymour Glass in "A Perfect Day for Bananafish"!

I held off from hooking up with a drunk girl because I was stone cold sober last night and she was practically passing out. I ended up putting her to bed and making sure she wasn't gonna get sick or anything. I feel like I did the right thing, but the dream I had about fucking her tells me I did not.

colllllllege whatsup.

congrats you just friendzoned yourself

(but you are a good person!)

Being friendzoned isn't anything a good round of frotteurism can't fix.

[cjbreed]

oh, my god. nutabuse is horrifying. (but obviously not as bad as BME pain olympics)

nutabuse. people are insane. i love my nuts. they are so precious to me. why? why?

now, i'm about to google BME pain olympics because i've never seen it

pray for me

EDIT: fuck no i ain't watching that. i never got past the opening frame.

[jeepster]

congrats you just friendzoned yourself

(but you are a good person!)

I honestly don't believe friendzone happened. I'd rather be a fucking gentleman before an ass any day, so I honestly don't feel that bad about it. I'm hanging with her before the homecoming pep-rally today, so I can redeem myself anyways.