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I ate way too much sushi and was too full to eat the filet mignon and shrimp my dad made for dinner :/

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I got invited to the Battlefield 3 alpha test but I was on vacation and couldnt play it. Just got home today and testing ended right after I finished installing.

Stupid vacation.

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While on my month long vacation in Barcelona my 27 year old stepmom accidentally dropped my ipad off the second story of my dad's yacht.

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While on my month long vacation in Barcelona my 27 year old stepmom accidentally dropped my ipad off the second story of my dad's yacht.

this wins. fuck.

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While on my month long vacation in Barcelona my 27 year old stepmom accidentally dropped my ipad off the second story of my dad's yacht.

I need to know if this is real or made up. If it's real, it't the best thing I've ever read on this forum.

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Friend wanted to webcam, but my PC doesn't have a webcam. I had to get my MacBook Pro on the other side of the room.

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While on my month long vacation in Barcelona my 27 year old stepmom accidentally dropped my ipad off the second story of my dad's yacht.

i want to believe this

and pics of stepmom

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disappointing curry

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While on my month long vacation in Barcelona my 27 year old stepmom accidentally dropped my ipad off the second story of my dad's yacht.

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Of your stepmom on the yacht.

naked.

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Never been to Barcelona.

My stepmom is 30.

My iPad is fine.

My dad owns a canoe.

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you ain't shit unless you own some kind of personal watercraft

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Hate the way one of my newish FBT's squeaks..bought a white pair ..decided I don't like white.. so a pair of Lhamos are on the way.

Cancelled my Oxfam monthly donation because I had to use the money to host my new blog instead.

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My buddy hasn't been able to find the right low mileage Black or Gray 997 Twin Turbo in a manual transmission so we had to up the budget to $95K or less. Might cut into the HRE 19" rim money.

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Cancelled my Oxfam monthly donation because I had to use the money to host my new blog instead.

winning.

10chars

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Having to take teleconferences over my lunch hour.

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If I get this job that I interviewed for today, I will probably be earning more money than my brother who is six years older than me.

:( I feel like a jerk.

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I feel inferior because I have a blackberry and everyone has an iPhone.

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Guest nowbaking

ppl starting shit on the internets! omg drama

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Was reading about the looming expiration of Pfizer's patent on Viagra when it occurred to me that big pharma essentially derives a huge percentage of its profits treating 1st world problems.

Lipitor - treats high cholesterol caused by poor diet, obesity & lack of exercise.

Lyrica - Treats neuropathic pain in appendages caused by diabetes.

Viagra - Treats erectile disfunction which can be caused by side effects of anti-depressants, age, diabetes.

Nexium - Treats heartburn which can be caused by poor diet & diabetes.

Plavix - Prevent stroke/heart attack due to poor diet, obesity & those at high risk (aka those living that 1st world lifestyle y0)

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And the list goes on. You don't hear about third world countries complaining about the long term side effects of eating too many cheezburgers.

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interweb ppl never know when ur srs or kidding so they r always srs. SO SRS. THIS IS THE FUCKIN INTERWEBS, PPL! this aint no joke.... srsly. no joke here. joker. joke face, funny guy.

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Was reading about the looming expiration of Pfizer's patent on Viagra when it occurred to me that big pharma essentially derives a huge percentage of its profits treating 1st world problems.

Lipitor - treats high cholesterol caused by poor diet, obesity & lack of exercise.

Lyrica - Treats neuropathic pain in appendages caused by diabetes.

Viagra - Treats erectile disfunction which can be caused by side effects of anti-depressants, age, diabetes.

Nexium - Treats heartburn which can be caused by poor diet & diabetes.

Plavix - Prevent stroke/heart attack due to poor diet, obesity & those at high risk (aka those living that 1st world lifestyle y0)

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.

.

And the list goes on. You don't hear about third world countries complaining about the long term side effects of eating too many cheezburgers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_mellitus_type_1

not just fatties get diabetes.

severely decreases livespan (chronic disease). sucks. and ain't no joke. maintenance costs a shitload of money (insulin, needles, glucometers, etc.)

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Going to Savage Beauty tomorrow morning and working half day. I don't have membership nor do I know anyone who is and I don't want to spend $70 for it. I'll probably bring a book and listen to some music while waiting 2 hours in line. I really hate waiting in line.

I also just got those Raf SS11 lace up, not sure if I should wear those tomorrow or just go full Ervell.

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I want to find a job but I'm not settling for just anything and I'm not trying hard enough on searching because I have too much money saved up :(

real first world problems.

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I feel inferior because I have a blackberry and everyone has an iPhone.

I has WP7, and no one has it. I has no friends

so ronery

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Was reading about the looming expiration of Pfizer's patent on Viagra when it occurred to me that big pharma essentially derives a huge percentage of its profits treating 1st world problems.

Lipitor - treats high cholesterol caused by poor diet, obesity & lack of exercise.

Lyrica - Treats neuropathic pain in appendages caused by diabetes.

Viagra - Treats erectile disfunction which can be caused by side effects of anti-depressants, age, diabetes.

Nexium - Treats heartburn which can be caused by poor diet & diabetes.

Plavix - Prevent stroke/heart attack due to poor diet, obesity & those at high risk (aka those living that 1st world lifestyle y0)

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.

.

And the list goes on. You don't hear about third world countries complaining about the long term side effects of eating too many cheezburgers.

You've never heard of just having a family history of high cholesterol?

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my bedsheets are in the dryer but im too lazy to take them out so im just gonna sleep in the guest bed

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