1st World Problems

[redX]

only got to see 2 table dances and some awesome titties for free when all i wanted was some poledancing action

[okonomi]

i have a first gen PS3 and the fan is getting mad loud, it's distracting me...

I had this problem but mine actually got to the point where you could not even hear the TV. Had to get a new one.

[lestat]

ran out of paper and cant find my pipe. too lazy to put on clothing to go out and get some...

[t3hcoke]

use an apple

[renski]

damn google music beta is taking forever to upload my music. probably been 12 hours total and havent even hit 1k songs yet.

[freecat]

google music never wanted to upload my songs. it's always up there in my menu bar, but it says 0 of 5700, and i don't even have 5700 songs i got 30k+.

[DaBestSpoona]

I drank too much kombucha so I couldnt sleep until 4am.

[Spastic_Koala]

I hate my job and I hate that it caused me to jump tax brackets.

[ke1]

Accidentally bought reduced fat Nilla wafers...

My god what have I done.

[Tarmac]

bought a 12-inch memory foam mattress, wasn't quite comfortable enough and it had warm spots.

bought a down mattress topper, its nice and all but every month or so a feather comes out

[breams]

People on the internet don't approve of my clothes.

[ill DON]

some batches of swishers aren't sticking.

[freecat]

i'm always worried that the direct sunrays of the morning might damage my Onkyo stereo system.

[mydenvermax]

Went with '50+" SPF Neutrogena sunscreen this year for a week in Phuket, still got burned. Numbers are useless.

[michaelttizzle]

I made burger and didnt realize all the patties have blue cheese in them already. Im eating it now and the smell is really strong. I do not like blue cheese. Now im stuck eating a smelly burger which makes me full but does not solve my late night cravings.

[cheapmuthafukr]

im trying to listen to terry gross on npr and theres a fucking fund drive.

[cord13]

I can't find a damn ignition source for my cigarette anywhere in my apartment, I had to walk to my car and use the lighter you push into the console.

[panicnation]

when 2 TV shows I really want to watch come on at the same time, on different channels.

[Kasper]

when 2 TV shows I really want to watch come on at the same time, on different channels.

sorry, but no PVR = developing world problem

[mmfood]

My leather is just too soft.

[on-display]

[redX]

having a sizeable figure on my bank acc and not being able to spend money on jawnz because i'll be moving soon and need the money to invest in a kitchen and washing machine

[ph1l]

i wanted a mcflurry but mcdonalds was all out of ice cream. had to go get haagen daaz instead

[Magsåvningsreserven]

^haha, that's more like it

[dro-_-]

i can't find weed

[fobsquad]

i can't find weed

smoke stogs

[Baeyer-Drewson]

Billing address does not match desired delivery address for recurring wine subscription. Have to call every two months and get that shit redirected. Uhhh.

[Transistor]

the 405 is closed this weekend so i can't hit up my la booty call. damn suburbs

[btuzon]

batteries on the tv remote just die and no extras around so i actually have to get up to change the channel

[pieiskewl]

my laptop batteries won't charge because the plug is 3 pronged and the converter i have for european sockets only accommodates 2 prongs so it never gets enough power to actually charge them, just enough to run. can't watch streaming videos anymore, too slow